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If you were a Supervillain who would be your victims?

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited February 2011 in Ten Forward
NO REAL THREATS!

NO RACISM!

MUST IN IN JEST (though maybe based on a real hate)!



If I were evil I would DESTROY all people who chewed with their mouths open. CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED YOU DISGUSTING FILTH! AAAAHH THAT SOUND! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

This includes people who chew with their mouth closed if they're in a QUIET room like during a test or in a library. SHUT YOUR FACE and GET OUT OF THERE! I WILL DESTROY YOU!
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Hmm... this would be difficult.

    Squirrel, I guess. Or at least the ones that are tryen to get my food!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    NO REAL THREATS!

    NO RACISM!

    MUST IN IN JEST (though maybe based on a real hate)!

    Welp, there goes my idea for dumbass politicians - on both sides of the aisle.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    I would destroy idiots!

    All of them.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Supervillians don't just randomly kill people who ****ed them off, that's what psychopaths do. A true supervillian has much grander and selfish goals. Dr. Doom or Magneto are excellent examples. A supervillian for star trek would either be a Pirate King leading a massive raider fleet who leads full assaults against the major powers of the galaxy or self-styled galactic emperor who has an army of robots.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Why destroy them. I'd just transplant myself into them, like the Master did. I'd be perfect to rule the world
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    REEFER MADNESS
    My villian from the CoV CB.

    I would conquer the world by couch lock
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Trolls on the STO Forums...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Every single stinging, biting, buzzing, or swarming insect/Arthropod on the planet.

    This includes Ants, bees, wasps, spiders etc etc and so forth.

    I would hit them all with a horrific neurotoxin of my own design that is perfectly safe for all other non-targeted creatures by saturating the entire atmosphere to 800 ppm with it.

    This toxin would slowly and painfully liquefy their nervous systems over the course of 20 minutes.

    I.
    Hate.
    Insects.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    id wipe out humanity.

    its for our own good.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Wraiven wrote: »
    Trolls on the STO Forums...

    I bet you chew with your mouth open!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Every single stinging, biting, buzzing, or swarming insect/Arthropod on the planet.

    This includes Ants, bees, wasps, spiders etc etc and so forth.

    I would hit them all with a horrific neurotoxin of my own design that is perfectly safe for all other non-targeted creatures by saturating the entire atmosphere to 800 ppm with it.

    This toxin would slowly and painfully liquefy their nervous systems over the course of 20 minutes.

    I.
    Hate.
    Insects.

    I DEFINITELY agree with this
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    I'dd force an average guy to watch bad movies.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Archanubis wrote:
    Welp, there goes my idea for dumbass politicians - on both sides of the aisle.

    Now everyone, here's a person with some sense. And let me further say I'm an independent by saying...

    Bloomberg for President in 2012!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    I'd teach Ke$ha a lesson about proper dental care.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    I was going to say I'd target Justin Bieber... but in hindsight I wouldnt then be a supervillain...



    ... I'd be doing the world a favour
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    I'd remove people with AIDS. Supervillain idea for the greater good muahahahaha....
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Acceleron wrote:
    I'd remove people with AIDS. Supervillain idea for the greater good muahahahaha....

    crude... evil....

    but oddly I find myself in total agreement.

    THE GREATER GOOD /reference
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    I wouldn't target any one group; that's what psychopaths do. True supervillains go after the world and their nemesis. They want to rule, destroy, assimilate, possess, rebuild in their image, and/or drag the world kicking and screaming to a "better" place. And destroy their nemesis, of course.

    My supervillain alter ego, The Tower, seeks to conquer the world to make it a better place. And rid the world of my nemesis. This week it is Micheal Bay. (this is not a threat against Micheal Bay, he is just a director whose style I disagree with and am declaring him my nemesis of the week of satirical purposes only)

    The added benefit of the name The Tower is that it comes with a theme for the secret lair and henchmen as well as not being copyrighted by any major comics publisher, allowing me to reap the royalties of the marketing The Tower themed swag.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    I wouldn't target any one group; that's what psychopaths do. True supervillains go after the world and their nemesis. They want to rule, destroy, assimilate, possess, rebuild in their image, and/or drag the world kicking and screaming to a "better" place. And destroy their nemesis, of course.

    My supervillain alter ego, The Tower, seeks to conquer the world to make it a better place. And rid the world of my nemesis. This week it is Micheal Bay. (this is not a threat against Micheal Bay, he is just a director whose style I disagree with and am declaring him my nemesis of the week of satirical purposes only)

    The added benefit of the name The Tower is that it comes with a theme for the secret lair and henchmen as well as not being copyrighted by any major comics publisher, allowing me to reap the royalties of the marketing The Tower themed swag.


    I may target one group, but it has a global affect. No more AIDS, sounds like a much better world. Mass killings unlike the world has ever seen all in words of ridding a horrible disease.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    People that make fun of Star Trek

    ... it's all real damn you! Stop it... stop snickering !
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Haha probably most of the people in my school :rolleyes:

    They're all leeches in my eyes :p

    My I would use my powers to them into mindless zombies pretty much.....ahh the fun of watching zombies roam around :p;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Magneto often would kill all non-mutants (matters on the writer) so Supervillains DO sometimes go after certain groups. :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    NO REAL THREATS!

    NO RACISM!

    MUST IN IN JEST (though maybe based on a real hate)!



    If I were evil I would DESTROY all people who chewed with their mouths open. CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED YOU DISGUSTING FILTH! AAAAHH THAT SOUND! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    This includes people who chew with their mouth closed if they're in a QUIET room like during a test or in a library. SHUT YOUR FACE and GET OUT OF THERE! I WILL DESTROY YOU!
    Well, IF I would be an Supervillian it would be easy for me to decide. Did you ever played the game Evil Genius? Damn, I love this game, this is actually one of 3 of my most beloved computergames. The other two are Dunegeon Keeper 2 and Overlord. So, as a digital experienced Supervillian I admit, I'd get rid most vicious of everyone who passes my way at the wrong time and would be especially cruel and inventive aganist everyone who thry to cross my plans of earthdomitnation.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    So who here would be a costumed supervillain with a theme and all that?

    I would.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Macumba wrote:
    Well, IF I would be an Supervillian it would be easy for me to decide. Did you ever played the game Evil Genius? Damn, I love this game, this is actually one of 3 of my most beloved computergames. The other two are Dunegeon Keeper 2 and Overlord. So, as a digital experienced Supervillian I admit, I'd get rid most vicious of everyone who passes my way at the wrong time and would be especially cruel and inventive aganist everyone who thry to cross my plans of earthdomitnation.

    Have you preordered Dungeons yet? :D
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    So who here would be a costumed supervillain with a theme and all that?

    I would.

    If I had the power, I wouldn't bother with a secret identity, I'd just live life as the uber-badness. I'd put on a disguise to go out, but I'd be the evil most of the time. The world would tremble before me as I made my mandates and enforced them with overwhelming force in every situation.

    ALL WILL FEAR THE HORT!! MWAHAHAHhhhhahaha~!!!

    My first victim: reality tv shows. I want diverse programming on television. Make me a new Western series, Firefly whet my appetite. NOW mortals! -snaps fingers-
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    So who here would be a costumed supervillain with a theme and all that?

    I would.

    Costumed, no.

    Mutated to look like a dragon? Yes. ;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    All of you Supervillans should read the Evil Overlord List before you get started.

    just so you know what not to do.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    ahh the fun of watching zombies roam around :p;)

    Until they attack you and cause you to become Infected.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Corvia wrote:
    All of you Supervillans should read the Evil Overlord List before you get started.

    just so you know what not to do.

    You are one lucky fella I am no Supervillian right now. Because you would be one of my victims.

    Wrong place, wrong speech, ...*Zapp!* "Ah, ...! I love the smell of a roasted loudmouth anorak in the morning. ...So, ...where is my coffee?", looking around peeky. "You there, you look dumb, so it was your fault I have no coffee...!", *Zapp!* "Will I ever get my coffe...?", thounghtfull playing with my zapper, while my minions would run like scared foghorns around.

    (Please imagine this monolog spoken with a hard german accent, wich I actually have) :D
    Archanubis wrote:
    Costumed, no.

    Mutated to look like a dragon? Yes. ;)
    "Dragons? ...DRAGONS? ...I hate those guys as well.", thoughtfull. *Zapp* "And less another potencial rival get rid of. ...Yap,yap,yap. Lifesgood!"*strech*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    My power would be mind control, and i would torment EVERYONE...all people of the earth would become my science project.

    i would start fights, riots, police harrassment, all with a mere thought to one unsuspecting person to get the ball rolling....then i would sit back and giggle......and no one would be the wiser.


    I could have it all with a simple thought....but i digress, my greatest joy would be watching everyone suffer from doing things i make them do unconsiously.



    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ...............wars are started this way.......HA HA HA HAH A HA
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