MUST IN IN JEST (though maybe based on a real hate)!
If I were evil I would DESTROY all people who chewed with their mouths open. CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED YOU DISGUSTING FILTH! AAAAHH THAT SOUND! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
This includes people who chew with their mouth closed if they're in a QUIET room like during a test or in a library. SHUT YOUR FACE and GET OUT OF THERE! I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Supervillians don't just randomly kill people who ****ed them off, that's what psychopaths do. A true supervillian has much grander and selfish goals. Dr. Doom or Magneto are excellent examples. A supervillian for star trek would either be a Pirate King leading a massive raider fleet who leads full assaults against the major powers of the galaxy or self-styled galactic emperor who has an army of robots.
Every single stinging, biting, buzzing, or swarming insect/Arthropod on the planet.
This includes Ants, bees, wasps, spiders etc etc and so forth.
I would hit them all with a horrific neurotoxin of my own design that is perfectly safe for all other non-targeted creatures by saturating the entire atmosphere to 800 ppm with it.
This toxin would slowly and painfully liquefy their nervous systems over the course of 20 minutes.
Every single stinging, biting, buzzing, or swarming insect/Arthropod on the planet.
This includes Ants, bees, wasps, spiders etc etc and so forth.
I would hit them all with a horrific neurotoxin of my own design that is perfectly safe for all other non-targeted creatures by saturating the entire atmosphere to 800 ppm with it.
This toxin would slowly and painfully liquefy their nervous systems over the course of 20 minutes.
I wouldn't target any one group; that's what psychopaths do. True supervillains go after the world and their nemesis. They want to rule, destroy, assimilate, possess, rebuild in their image, and/or drag the world kicking and screaming to a "better" place. And destroy their nemesis, of course.
My supervillain alter ego, The Tower, seeks to conquer the world to make it a better place. And rid the world of my nemesis. This week it is Micheal Bay. (this is not a threat against Micheal Bay, he is just a director whose style I disagree with and am declaring him my nemesis of the week of satirical purposes only)
The added benefit of the name The Tower is that it comes with a theme for the secret lair and henchmen as well as not being copyrighted by any major comics publisher, allowing me to reap the royalties of the marketing The Tower themed swag.
I wouldn't target any one group; that's what psychopaths do. True supervillains go after the world and their nemesis. They want to rule, destroy, assimilate, possess, rebuild in their image, and/or drag the world kicking and screaming to a "better" place. And destroy their nemesis, of course.
My supervillain alter ego, The Tower, seeks to conquer the world to make it a better place. And rid the world of my nemesis. This week it is Micheal Bay. (this is not a threat against Micheal Bay, he is just a director whose style I disagree with and am declaring him my nemesis of the week of satirical purposes only)
The added benefit of the name The Tower is that it comes with a theme for the secret lair and henchmen as well as not being copyrighted by any major comics publisher, allowing me to reap the royalties of the marketing The Tower themed swag.
I may target one group, but it has a global affect. No more AIDS, sounds like a much better world. Mass killings unlike the world has ever seen all in words of ridding a horrible disease.
MUST IN IN JEST (though maybe based on a real hate)!
If I were evil I would DESTROY all people who chewed with their mouths open. CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED YOU DISGUSTING FILTH! AAAAHH THAT SOUND! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
This includes people who chew with their mouth closed if they're in a QUIET room like during a test or in a library. SHUT YOUR FACE and GET OUT OF THERE! I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Well, IF I would be an Supervillian it would be easy for me to decide. Did you ever played the game Evil Genius? Damn, I love this game, this is actually one of 3 of my most beloved computergames. The other two are Dunegeon Keeper 2 and Overlord. So, as a digital experienced Supervillian I admit, I'd get rid most vicious of everyone who passes my way at the wrong time and would be especially cruel and inventive aganist everyone who thry to cross my plans of earthdomitnation.
Well, IF I would be an Supervillian it would be easy for me to decide. Did you ever played the game Evil Genius? Damn, I love this game, this is actually one of 3 of my most beloved computergames. The other two are Dunegeon Keeper 2 and Overlord. So, as a digital experienced Supervillian I admit, I'd get rid most vicious of everyone who passes my way at the wrong time and would be especially cruel and inventive aganist everyone who thry to cross my plans of earthdomitnation.
So who here would be a costumed supervillain with a theme and all that?
I would.
If I had the power, I wouldn't bother with a secret identity, I'd just live life as the uber-badness. I'd put on a disguise to go out, but I'd be the evil most of the time. The world would tremble before me as I made my mandates and enforced them with overwhelming force in every situation.
ALL WILL FEAR THE HORT!! MWAHAHAHhhhhahaha~!!!
My first victim: reality tv shows. I want diverse programming on television. Make me a new Western series, Firefly whet my appetite. NOW mortals! -snaps fingers-
All of you Supervillans should read the Evil Overlord List before you get started.
just so you know what not to do.
You are one lucky fella I am no Supervillian right now. Because you would be one of my victims.
Wrong place, wrong speech, ...*Zapp!* "Ah, ...! I love the smell of a roasted loudmouth anorak in the morning. ...So, ...where is my coffee?", looking around peeky. "You there, you look dumb, so it was your fault I have no coffee...!", *Zapp!* "Will I ever get my coffe...?", thounghtfull playing with my zapper, while my minions would run like scared foghorns around.
(Please imagine this monolog spoken with a hard german accent, wich I actually have)
"Dragons? ...DRAGONS? ...I hate those guys as well.", thoughtfull. *Zapp* "And less another potencial rival get rid of. ...Yap,yap,yap. Lifesgood!"*strech*
My power would be mind control, and i would torment EVERYONE...all people of the earth would become my science project.
i would start fights, riots, police harrassment, all with a mere thought to one unsuspecting person to get the ball rolling....then i would sit back and giggle......and no one would be the wiser.
I could have it all with a simple thought....but i digress, my greatest joy would be watching everyone suffer from doing things i make them do unconsiously.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ...............wars are started this way.......HA HA HA HAH A HA
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Squirrel, I guess. Or at least the ones that are tryen to get my food!
Welp, there goes my idea for dumbass politicians - on both sides of the aisle.
All of them.
My villian from the CoV CB.
I would conquer the world by couch lock
This includes Ants, bees, wasps, spiders etc etc and so forth.
I would hit them all with a horrific neurotoxin of my own design that is perfectly safe for all other non-targeted creatures by saturating the entire atmosphere to 800 ppm with it.
This toxin would slowly and painfully liquefy their nervous systems over the course of 20 minutes.
I.
Hate.
Insects.
its for our own good.
I bet you chew with your mouth open!
I DEFINITELY agree with this
Now everyone, here's a person with some sense. And let me further say I'm an independent by saying...
Bloomberg for President in 2012!
... I'd be doing the world a favour
crude... evil....
but oddly I find myself in total agreement.
THE GREATER GOOD /reference
My supervillain alter ego, The Tower, seeks to conquer the world to make it a better place. And rid the world of my nemesis. This week it is Micheal Bay. (this is not a threat against Micheal Bay, he is just a director whose style I disagree with and am declaring him my nemesis of the week of satirical purposes only)
The added benefit of the name The Tower is that it comes with a theme for the secret lair and henchmen as well as not being copyrighted by any major comics publisher, allowing me to reap the royalties of the marketing The Tower themed swag.
I may target one group, but it has a global affect. No more AIDS, sounds like a much better world. Mass killings unlike the world has ever seen all in words of ridding a horrible disease.
... it's all real damn you! Stop it... stop snickering !
They're all leeches in my eyes
My I would use my powers to them into mindless zombies pretty much.....ahh the fun of watching zombies roam around
I would.
Have you preordered Dungeons yet?
If I had the power, I wouldn't bother with a secret identity, I'd just live life as the uber-badness. I'd put on a disguise to go out, but I'd be the evil most of the time. The world would tremble before me as I made my mandates and enforced them with overwhelming force in every situation.
ALL WILL FEAR THE HORT!! MWAHAHAHhhhhahaha~!!!
My first victim: reality tv shows. I want diverse programming on television. Make me a new Western series, Firefly whet my appetite. NOW mortals! -snaps fingers-
Costumed, no.
Mutated to look like a dragon? Yes.
just so you know what not to do.
Until they attack you and cause you to become Infected.
You are one lucky fella I am no Supervillian right now. Because you would be one of my victims.
Wrong place, wrong speech, ...*Zapp!* "Ah, ...! I love the smell of a roasted loudmouth anorak in the morning. ...So, ...where is my coffee?", looking around peeky. "You there, you look dumb, so it was your fault I have no coffee...!", *Zapp!* "Will I ever get my coffe...?", thounghtfull playing with my zapper, while my minions would run like scared foghorns around.
(Please imagine this monolog spoken with a hard german accent, wich I actually have)
"Dragons? ...DRAGONS? ...I hate those guys as well.", thoughtfull. *Zapp* "And less another potencial rival get rid of. ...Yap,yap,yap. Lifesgood!"*strech*
i would start fights, riots, police harrassment, all with a mere thought to one unsuspecting person to get the ball rolling....then i would sit back and giggle......and no one would be the wiser.
I could have it all with a simple thought....but i digress, my greatest joy would be watching everyone suffer from doing things i make them do unconsiously.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ...............wars are started this way.......HA HA HA HAH A HA