Somewhat inspired by Flasherman's christmas exploit...I mean, Ten Forward Carolling get-together, I submit we sing/record/debate what the "STO is one year old" anniversary song should be.
I submit the lyrics below to be sung to
this song, timing is recorded between each 'section'...
0:15
Off we go to play STO
Off we go to play an MMO
Off we go to broken PvP
Dstahl off to nuke Ker'rat
0:29
Off we go to play for the Klingon Empire
And all we have is PvP
When the Feds have content
And a new ESD
What do we get for us to play now?
0:46
It's our one year anniversary!
Re-done Fed missions
and an old friend returning
and now new
weekly Romulan eps
C-store uniforms
AGT, Motion Picture
1:02
and don't forget new ships!
Delta Flyer, anyone?
Garumba for the Empire!
1:13
Now Feddy, sing!
Sing for your dear life!
'Cause I have my disrupter
Set to KILL!
1:24
For the Federation Of Planets
Strong, wise and true
We bring hope and peace
to the universe
And we don't kill like you do!
1.42
We'll bring out the Enterprise F!
And it'll whoop your hairy asses!
1:48
We've got nearly all the maps
available for us to play!
And now it's the chorus!
2:00
Off we go to play STO
Off we go to play an MMO
One year old;
How time flies past
When your waiting for it to patch
2:16
How I long to play
on Risa at night.
Or a Caitian
With a mane
2:24
But one thing's for sure
I enjoy playing STO
When the server's on
And working
oh I sure enjoy playing STO
oh I sure enjoy playing STO
when the server's working!
Comments
It is a good step up from felon! well done!
Its only my opinion of course, but I think the words go better to THIS!
0.04
Off we go to play STO
Supposedly an MMO
Off we go to broken PvP
Dstahl off to nuke Ker'rat
Off we go hunting Gorn
In a vessel 90 years old!
0.15
Oh what a joy
To be on the fly
Defending DS9! Oh!
0.21
What a lovely intro
Killin' Borg
Though I wonder
Why can't I skip?
0.29
It's hardly the intro
I was hoping for
With no Academy!
And no Picard!?
0.36
Off we go to play as the Klingon Empire
And all we have is P-vP
When the Feds have content
And a new ESD
What do we get for us to play now?
0:52
It's our one year anniversary!
Re-done missions
and an old friend returning
and now new
weekly Romulan eps
20% off the C-Store!
1.09
How I long to play
on Risa at night.
Or a Caitian
With a mane
And how I long
To play new missions! Oh yes yes yes!
1:20
But one thing's for sure
I enjoy playing STO
When the server's on
And working
1.26
Oh yes I went there
It's hardly you haven't thought
It yourself
In your basement
Smelling of pee and sweat!
1.35
Off we go to play STO
Supposedly an MMO you know
Off we go to buggy PvP
Mhighson defending the feet
On the Caitians
1.50
In a vessel nerfed as weak as a shuttle
Off I go to kill some Klingons
Is it any wonder I die?
Or the replicator doesn't do pie?
Off I go to CO!