Ruin a Wish to pass the time

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  • KrittyCat - Dreamweaver
    KrittyCat - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,273 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but you'll be permabanned from posting.

    I wish I had an unlimited amount of fashion and cream pigments.

    On a side note, I actually do have an account that is permabanned from posting on the forums. b:chuckle

    For nothing bad, just because it was an account created after I became a mod. b:surrender

    Now, in response to Venus:

    Granted, but now you have nothing to post.

    I wish that people would stop being internet trolls.
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  • KingCrash - Dreamweaver
    KingCrash - Dreamweaver Posts: 702 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted but now the internet no longer exists.

    I wish I could sleep at the right hours.
  • ovenusarmanio
    ovenusarmanio Posts: 6,695 Community Moderator
    edited January 2015
    I think that's pretty much the only way we will ever not have internet trolls. b:surrender

    @KingCrash

    Granted, but now you have to sleep next to someone you hate, who happens to snore louder than a jumbo jet.

    I want to be a billionaire so freaking bad....

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  • KrittyCat - Dreamweaver
    KrittyCat - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,273 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    I think that's pretty much the only way we will ever not have internet trolls. b:surrender

    @KingCrash

    Granted, but now you have to sleep next to someone you hate, who happens to snore louder than a jumbo jet.

    I want to be a billionaire so freaking bad....

    Granted, but the world will now end.

    I wish that life was more simple.
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  • opkossy
    opkossy Posts: 11,177 Community Moderator
    edited January 2015
    Granted. Life is now a board game played by giant aliens.

    I wish Venus didn't steal all the sweets.
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  • Mayfly - Dreamweaver
    Mayfly - Dreamweaver Posts: 6,094 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted. Now Desdi steals all the sweets.

    I wish my post count was higher than Sweetiebot's.
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  • opkossy
    opkossy Posts: 11,177 Community Moderator
    edited January 2015
    Granted but now you're getting banned and everyone else is having their post counts tripled.


    I wish for a sandwich.
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  • Asterelle - Sanctuary
    Asterelle - Sanctuary Posts: 930 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    OPKossy wrote: »
    Granted but now you're getting banned and everyone else is having their post counts tripled.


    I wish for a sandwich.
    Granted but the bread is a little dry and they gave you mayo when you specifically asked for mustard.

    I wish for an unlimited-use device usable only by me that can't be taken away that allows me to travel to any universe imaginable.
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  • Mayfly - Dreamweaver
    Mayfly - Dreamweaver Posts: 6,094 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but now your imagination has been limited so you can only imagine this one.

    I wish for world peace.
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  • fantasya310
    fantasya310 Posts: 23 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but now we are all cows chewing grass in an infinite meadow (lol)

    I wish to know everything of every class in pwi
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  • ZentDreigon - Raging Tide
    ZentDreigon - Raging Tide Posts: 456 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    sontzu wrote: »
    Granted, but now all pwi servers are turned off permanently

    I wish for this post to remain unanswered :3

    Granted, but you forgot to save progress and a blackout made you lose your wish.

    I wish Sage and Demon skills for the Nightshade were released very soon.
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  • FieryBlade - Harshlands
    FieryBlade - Harshlands Posts: 618 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but they are only available in the boutique for 100 gold each and are untradeable

    I wish i could solo harpy wraith
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  • Mayfly - Dreamweaver
    Mayfly - Dreamweaver Posts: 6,094 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but now Jaden Qingfus one-shot you.

    I wish my faction base's vault was level 6.
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  • ovenusarmanio
    ovenusarmanio Posts: 6,695 Community Moderator
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but now you've been kicked from your own faction.

    I wish I could travel back and forth through time at my leisure.

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  • Keisari - Raging Tide
    Keisari - Raging Tide Posts: 384 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    Granted, but everytime you move in time you'll have a 75% chance to get teleported to losing side of a conflict area, 20% chance to stay where you are and 5% chance to get teleported to a paradise island.

    Kitty wishes she had a Sadness Card.
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  • lanebre
    lanebre Posts: 151 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    Granted but as your paycheck in real life
    I wish PWI roll back when top gear was tt99 and there was 6 classes
  • Viktorian - Archosaur
    Viktorian - Archosaur Posts: 746 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    Granted but now you have no gear are level one with all quests gone.

    I wish PWE actually cared about us
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  • bloodedone87
    bloodedone87 Posts: 1,883 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    Granted but now you have no gear are level one with all quests gone.

    I wish PWE actually cared about us

    Granted but now it has become a P2P game.
    I wish that learning crafting skills to not be such a pain in the ***.
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  • Shardik - Lost City
    Shardik - Lost City Posts: 625 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    Granted but now it has become a P2P game.
    I wish that learning crafting skills to not be such a pain in the ***.

    Granted. The downside is that now you enjoy mindbogglingly boring and repetitive tasks.

    i wish for real kraft mayo with no actual downsides for me, except for the people that i dont know. they can go to heck.b:chuckle
  • rayalonglegs
    rayalonglegs Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2015
    granted

    but now that U have the real craft mayo your body emits a horrid odor U cannot smell but causes extreme nausea to all around U as a side effect U can only now eat food with kraft Mayo on it.

    I wish PWI would value its players with more events and contests like assault on arch and better drops.