Ruin a Wish to pass the time

WorryEasykil - Dreamweaver
WorryEasykil - Dreamweaver Posts: 179 Arc User
edited February 2015 in Off-Topic Discussion
Here's how it works. I wish for something, the next poster grants it, but ruins it with a humorous condition, then makes a wish of their own.

Example: I wish I could log in to the game!
Nest poster: Granted, but all your gear is gone and you have a pill babies starter set! I wish I had time to play
Next poster: Granted, but you have time now because you lost your job!

and so on. I will kick it off.

I wish I had a nice car
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  • Bloodstains - Dreamweaver
    Bloodstains - Dreamweaver Posts: 108 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but now you're dead because of a horrific car accident. i wish i had infinite wishes
  • EIayne - Dreamweaver
    EIayne - Dreamweaver Posts: 55 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    (there's always one... lol.)

    Granted, you can wish for anything you want... But now none of them come true.

    I wish dinner was ready
  • WorryEasykil - Dreamweaver
    WorryEasykil - Dreamweaver Posts: 179 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    granted, but you have to make the same one over and over again, and each progressive one erases the one before it!

    I wish it wasn't so cold
  • opkossy
    opkossy Posts: 11,177 Community Moderator
    edited January 2015
    Granted. You're now in the middle of the sun.

    I wish Dreamweaver was up and everything was fixed.
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  • DarkSkiesx - Dreamweaver
    DarkSkiesx - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,355 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but all your toons are now on Harshlands.

    I wish I was born in the 60s.
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  • Ferula - Dreamweaver
    Ferula - Dreamweaver Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but it was pre-last century.
    Wish I had 2 weeks of vacation now.
  • Sthenith - Dreamweaver
    Sthenith - Dreamweaver Posts: 207 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted, you're now alone on a remote island with coconuts as your only food.

    I wish my wish not to come true.
  • drcalgori87
    drcalgori87 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    granted, however it will always be ungranted.
    my wish, everyone report pwi to the better business bureau.
  • Mayfly - Dreamweaver
    Mayfly - Dreamweaver Posts: 6,094 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but the BBB upgraded PWE's rating.

    I wish bramble would work in open world PVP.
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  • Tsukishi - Dreamweaver
    Tsukishi - Dreamweaver Posts: 50 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted but it now reflects healing instead of damage back at the attacker.

    I wish I could fly like a bird.
  • pikaxuwithx
    pikaxuwithx Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but now you can't walk anymore.

    I wish I was rich
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  • Fallonswiz - Dreamweaver
    Fallonswiz - Dreamweaver Posts: 23 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted. But all the money was confiscated cuz it was counterfeit, now your just as broke as you were before.

    I wish PWI maintenance only lasted half an hour and not 3.
  • Tsukishi - Dreamweaver
    Tsukishi - Dreamweaver Posts: 50 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted but maintenance is now also scheduled to occur every other hour.

    I wish Sheomay would go out with me
  • Pet_Catcher - Dreamweaver
    Pet_Catcher - Dreamweaver Posts: 145 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but he gets too drunk and throws up on your new dress.

    I wish that I had some speekers for y computer
  • hellish1607
    hellish1607 Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but the speakers you got are so small you can hardly hear them.

    I wish that my forum avatar would magically re-appear.
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  • Keisari - Raging Tide
    Keisari - Raging Tide Posts: 384 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but now it's stuck to level 13.

    Kitty wishes Kitty would have her favourite in-game fashions in her irl-wardrobe and they were of her size ._.
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  • hellish1607
    hellish1607 Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but "your size" has now been downsized to "PWI's size".

    I wish that my forum avatar, proper level and post count would magically re-appear! :P
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  • opkossy
    opkossy Posts: 11,177 Community Moderator
    edited January 2015
    Congratulations, they're all there safe and sound... on someone else's account. b:cute


    I wish we didn't have rage.
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  • KingCrash - Dreamweaver
    KingCrash - Dreamweaver Posts: 702 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted but now you can't stop crying over ever little thing.

    I wish I could space travel.
  • Fallonswiz - Dreamweaver
    Fallonswiz - Dreamweaver Posts: 23 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but the word rage was interpreted as PWI Character page, now PWI cannot find anyone's character page.

    Thanks OPKossy! b:chuckle

    I wish the servers would come back up so we could play the game.
  • Keisari - Raging Tide
    Keisari - Raging Tide Posts: 384 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted, servers are up, Dreamweaver got rolled back to 2009 though.

    Kitty wishes that they gave away Cultivation Stones that automatically completes cultis from 9 to 79('cause they SUCK after doing them far too many times).
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  • bloodedone87
    bloodedone87 Posts: 1,883 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Keisari - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Granted, servers are up, Dreamweaver got rolled back to 2009 though.

    Kitty wishes that they gave away Cultivation Stones that automatically completes cultis from 9 to 79('cause they SUCK after doing them far too many times).

    Granted, but you get 0 exp and spirit and you need skill books to learn all your 9-79 skills.
    I wish when i log on my storm today to find 100x10milion big notes in my inventory.
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  • ZentDreigon - Raging Tide
    ZentDreigon - Raging Tide Posts: 456 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted. Now Gold costs 1 billion coins.

    I wish I was an internet cat.
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  • KrittyCat - Dreamweaver
    KrittyCat - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,273 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    ZentDreigon - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Granted. Now Gold costs 1 billion coins.

    I wish I was an internet cat.

    Granted, but now you're forced to play a piano 24/7 with no breaks.

    I wish real people would come back to the forums. b:sad
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  • Desdi - Sanctuary
    Desdi - Sanctuary Posts: 8,680 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but you'll be permabanned from posting.

    I wish I had an unlimited amount of fashion and cream pigments.
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  • ZentDreigon - Raging Tide
    ZentDreigon - Raging Tide Posts: 456 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Desdi - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Granted, but you'll be permabanned from posting.

    I wish I had an unlimited amount of fashion and cream pigments.

    Granted, but your tail of fine fur doesn't match any.

    I wish I had an angel for one moment of love.
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  • slapyourgrandma
    slapyourgrandma Posts: 107 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    ZentDreigon - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Granted, but your tail of fine fur doesn't match any.

    I wish I had an angel for one moment of love.

    Granted, but its a porcupine named Angel and its only pokes you.

    I wish I had all the answers.
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  • WorryEasykil - Dreamweaver
    WorryEasykil - Dreamweaver Posts: 179 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but you forgot all the questions.

    I wish I had the patience to form squads
  • Keisari - Raging Tide
    Keisari - Raging Tide Posts: 384 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Granted, but all your squads are full of gearless, uncultivated pill babies.

    Kitty wishes that she'd wish to wish for wishing something to wish.
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    Deleted old mains on Feb. 2014, back with every viable build covered, majority of them at or above non-rb 100.b:cute
    The Greatest APS-Panda on RT! 'Cause there's too much food in tables of Imperial palace.b:surrender
    Kitty's current average lvl ~94 b:shocked
  • ovenusarmanio
    ovenusarmanio Posts: 6,695 Community Moderator
    edited January 2015
    granted, but now Kitty is in a mental institution because nobody knows what you're talking about.

    I wish I could find more time to post on the forums.

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