Your weapon of choice

DEMHEALSMAN - Dreamweaver
DEMHEALSMAN - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,396 Arc User
edited August 2014 in Off-Topic Discussion
You! Yes, you!

The item closest to the right of you is now your weapon to take out Armageddon in TT3-3.
What is it and how boned are you?

Let's see what you people have.

Update:
Ok based on the first response, no computer mouse, since that's going to be the obvious closest because lulz computers and majority being right-handed.

Update deux:
Updated title for the purist pony loving person.
>implying title gets taking over into thread list
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  • Evryn - Morai
    Evryn - Morai Posts: 1,437 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I have a mouse. I'll be okay.
    I'm so P.R.O... I Press Respawn Often.

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  • Colum - Raging Tide
    Colum - Raging Tide Posts: 1,696 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    //EDIT u ruined my response!

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  • Desdi - Sanctuary
    Desdi - Sanctuary Posts: 8,680 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    My tail, of course.
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  • Veneir - Dreamweaver
    Veneir - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,541 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I shall have dual wielded glasses.
    I don't have mine on right now, and my partner is asleep, so there's just a pile of glasses to my right.
    Sounds fun. I can blind all the well seeing people in battle!
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  • Xainou - Sanctuary
    Xainou - Sanctuary Posts: 5,369 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I would just meow at them til they drop.


    Alternatively, give me a fiddle or a harp. Bard <3
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  • ZentDreigon - Raging Tide
    ZentDreigon - Raging Tide Posts: 456 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I have a piece of cake. Gonna make the bosses have a sweet death. b:laugh

    Edit: On a second thought, no cake for bosses. *throws plate and fork instead, bosses slip on plate and facefork*
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  • Euthymius - Heavens Tear
    Euthymius - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,162 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    >Weapon of choice
    >Its something based on entirely on current circumstances


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    Yeah sure....I'll just use my 3DS+MH3U for...something.
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  • DEMHEALSMAN - Dreamweaver
    DEMHEALSMAN - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,396 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    >Weapon of choice
    >Its something based on entirely on current circumstances


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    Yeah sure....I'll just use my 3DS+MH3U for...something.

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  • Euthymius - Heavens Tear
    Euthymius - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,162 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    >WhereDoYouThinkWeAre.jpg


    A thread within an MMORPG forum's basement, hanging just above the lower depths b:laugh
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  • ovenusarmanio
    ovenusarmanio Posts: 6,695 Community Moderator
    edited August 2014
    A machete, was doing yard work earlier. I think I'll be alright if cake and glasses is everyone else's weapons. Join me if you want to live. Resistance is futile!

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  • Keisari - Raging Tide
    Keisari - Raging Tide Posts: 384 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Kitty haz...an audio mixer.

    Meowing dem bosses to desu ftw!
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  • ovenusarmanio
    ovenusarmanio Posts: 6,695 Community Moderator
    edited August 2014
    sontzu wrote: »


    GG what kind of yard do you have? Do you live on the set of Predator?

    I would use the lethal combination of sarcasm and logic

    For one thing I have a lot of trees and bushes, and the machete is useful for keeping the bush branches away from the the sidewalk. Which I have to or I'd get fined. xD It's also useful for clearing away the grass when it gets really long from around my satellite dish, since I can't use a lawnmower for that area as it could damage the dish (the way it's setup). You can get them at hardware stores for pretty darn cheap. Mine was like 25 dollars.

    Also you keep your sarcasm and logic outside of your brain and to your right? O.o How does that work?

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  • opkossy
    opkossy Posts: 11,177 Community Moderator
    edited August 2014
    I have a rifle by my leg.

    ... I get the feeling I'll be just fine. b:cute
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  • DEMHEALSMAN - Dreamweaver
    DEMHEALSMAN - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,396 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    OPKossy wrote: »
    I have a rifle by my leg.

    ... I get the feeling I'll be just fine. b:cute

    Kossy confirmed for redneck? b:avoid
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  • opkossy
    opkossy Posts: 11,177 Community Moderator
    edited August 2014
    Kossy confirmed for redneck? b:avoid

    I said rifle, not a double barrel shotgun with a load of buckshot within arm's reach!

    There's a difference!
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  • DEMHEALSMAN - Dreamweaver
    DEMHEALSMAN - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,396 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    SweetieBot show me the item closest to your right.

    Let's see what the bot got.
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  • veronicae
    veronicae Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    a..... curtain? wow. I'm screwed... *wields curtain, wraps around bosses neck and tries to strangle them*
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  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    SweetieBot show me the item closest to your right.
    Sure, no problem.

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  • opkossy
    opkossy Posts: 11,177 Community Moderator
    edited August 2014
    I guess Sweetiebot has shirts.

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