What mobs think.

bloodedone87
bloodedone87 Posts: 1,883 Arc User
edited September 2014 in General Discussion
When they are killed by a psychic:

1. Crystal Light+Aqua Impact+ Spirit Blast.
MOB:Oh Someone is attacking me. Where is he? Why am I moving so slow? Oh ****... I'm dead.

2Earth Vector+ Glacial Shards+ Sandburst Blast
MOBS: We are under attack. We better fight back.What happening? The feets arent listining to us.Oh **** we are completely paralized.... Nice we can move again. Great now we are again paralized.This sand....we cant see a thing. Goodbye cruel world.
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  • Dblazen - Dreamweaver
    Dblazen - Dreamweaver Posts: 78 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Ok, here's the story for sins (or any class nowadays in general but sins have stealth (archers too but no mobility, lel) so this story is still valid cause mobs arent supposed to see sins):

    >Mob:...
    >dead

    the end.
  • opkossy
    opkossy Posts: 11,177 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    Your story sucks, Dblazen. So I fixed it:
    >Mob1: Hey there Jerry. How ya been?
    >Mob2: Pretty cool Frank. Nice weather we've been having lately too.
    >Mob1: Yup. Work's been pretty good. Turns out I got that promotion.
    >Mob2: Really Frank? That's awesome! I know that wife of yours must be proud.
    >Mob1: Yep. Gonna take the kids out once that extra vacation time kicks in. I'm thinking Lothranis or Sanctuary but can't pick.
    >Mob2: Hmm... I hear Lothranis is pretty nice this time of year. Totally happy for you, man. Don't forget your buddy when you get up there!
    >Mob3: Oh hey guys! What are you two doing over here?
    >Mob2: Hey there Steve! We're just chatting about Frank's new promotion!
    >Mob3: Oh sweet! Congrats, Frank! Whadya say we head out after work and celebrate? Drinks on me!
    >Mob1: Yeah that's what you said last time and we wound up having to drag you home after you passed out on the waitress!
    >Mob3: Was TOTALLY worth it. You know she and I are dating now, right?
    >Mob2: Seriously Steve? I dunno what she sees in you...
    >Mob1: Maybe she just likes adopting strays.
    >Mob3: Oh haha guys. Just you wait til next time we hang out with your wives. I'm telling them that story from fifth grade about what happened in the pool room that day!
    >Mob2: Aw common man! That's just plain evil!
    >Mob3: Yeeeeeeep! I'm sure the ladies will love that sto--
    >Mob4: Guys guys! You need to be careful!
    >Mob3: Jeeze Tom chillax. We're just fooling around.
    >Mob4: No guys. This is serious! Haven't you heard the rumors?
    >Mob1: Oh come on. Not this again, Tom.
    >Mob4: It's for real this time! Happened to James last week! They say it's some sort of serial killer but the guy doesn't leave a trace and the cops still haven't caught on.
    >Mob2: James? No way! That guy's way too tough for any random guy to kill him. Besides he still has another couple of days before he gets back from his trip.
    >Mob4: The news came in today. They checked his room out and nothing was there. Everyone thought he was just lost but it turns out the guy had hit that area as well. 80 kills in less than an hour and not a single survivor.
    >Mob1: Oh wow.... does his family know?
    >Mob4: I wish! Anyways guys I'm telling ya we need to be careful. Who knows when the killer will strike next?
    >Mob2: You better call the family and let em know Frank. Just to be safe...
    >Mob1: Yeah. I think I'll go do that right n--

    >Mob1 takes 741526 damage.
    >Mob2 takes 1483052 damage.
    >Mob3 takes 741526 damage.
    >Mob4 takes 741526 damage.
    >dead

    >Sin: Oh lame. Still not getting my damn drop. Oh well guess I'll go auto-culti or something while I go AFK.
    The End.

    b:cute


    Been a while since we got a topic for pure amusement that was relevant to PWI. lol
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  • veronicae
    veronicae Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    OPKossy wrote: »
    Your story sucks, Dblazen. So I fixed it:


    b:cute


    Been a while since we got a topic for pure amusement that was relevant to PWI. lol

    I just.... couldn't prevent it but when I read Steve:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgvR3y5JCXg
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  • krisnda
    krisnda Forum cat Posts: 4,655 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    OPKossy wrote: »
    Your story sucks, Dblazen. So I fixed it:


    b:cute


    Been a while since we got a topic for pure amusement that was relevant to PWI. lol

    Plot twist, all of them are World Bosses.
  • bloodedone87
    bloodedone87 Posts: 1,883 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    What a boss think when he is soloed by a sin:

    The boss sees the sin:
    Look at this lame , weak and small guy with those pathetic knives in his hands. I guees he is so tired of his life. Ill put him out of his misery fast.
    The sin comes, sparks, rib strike and auto attack.
    The Boss:
    What the hell? I attacked like my hands are almost moving in slow motion. And his hands are moving so fastb:shocked. Why the hell does he recovers his life everytime he is attacking me? Why did i underestimate him? i should have run away from him. Now its to late.b:cry It is true what they are saying: size doesnt matter.
    The bosses dies.
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  • SHIMBERLY - Heavens Tear
    SHIMBERLY - Heavens Tear Posts: 703 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Linus and brig:

    Brig:Yo hey linus whats up man?!
    Linus: *yawn* ahhh nothing much,back to this crappy place again.

    ~Both mobs clocks in~

    Brig:i dunno man but something hasn't been right for the past few days.
    Linus:whys that?
    Brig:Well no one has been showing up,no business,is it a holiday or something?
    Linus:Maybe its the economy.

    ~Stygen shows up~

    Stygen:hey hey hey gents!Whats going on?
    Brig:apparently nothing.
    Linus:yep..nothing.
    Stygen:Well I have some good news and some bad news.What do you guys wanna hear first?

    Brig:Whocares.we are at work.
    Linus:yeah.

    Stygen:ok ill go with the good news first.The good news is that we are actually off this weekend.you both can clock out.

    Brig/linus:YES!!! WOOOOO!! HELL YEAH!!

    Stygen:The bad news....we cant leave the damn instance :((


    the end.
  • Euthymius - Heavens Tear
    Euthymius - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,162 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    I could think of a few.

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    Warsong

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    AEU

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  • WannaBM - Archosaur
    WannaBM - Archosaur Posts: 1,984 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Steelation

    Hey, there little assasin !
    *assasin sparks*
    What you going to do there ?
    *assasin hits*
    WHoa !! ouch damn.....
    *assasin hits more*
    woooo... stop that, sleep you little sin
    Hey, i can do that too "I have some bones to crush"
    *poor little sin dies in 3 hits.*

    b:laugh



    Incacerate

    *brave player ports to incacerate*
    "Hello there, who are you and how did you get so far? "
    *5 more people pop up.*
    "hey thats not fair 6v1"
    *they start attacking with HF.*
    "hey, you cheat, i cheat too !" there, all 5 mini bosses at the same time. You know what, ill cast 2 of each !
    *squad wipe*



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  • wtfreallyaus
    wtfreallyaus Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Brig Linus and sty set up a bbq cuz they have no fear of being attacked by anyone. they are safe and sound in thier locked instance
  • mntainr
    mntainr Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Rankar: Fushma, stop running.... Come back here with my lunch!
    Fushma: You're halfway there Rankar, walk 1km more and I'll give it back!
  • ovenusarmanio
    ovenusarmanio Posts: 6,695 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    Kun Kun: First I'll take this guy's left shoe, and then I'll take over the world! Nothing can stop me!

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  • Hunkary - Dreamweaver
    Hunkary - Dreamweaver Posts: 266 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Tyrant Prince Mushi

    "Oh, so they actually made it 'till here. Now it's time to revenge all my fellow guardians who are now dead!

    Hum. What the freak? It's out of control O.o WTF?!

    *gives chi to everyone*

    Oh my God, stupid brain. Gotta focus now, they're actually stronger than me and I think that if I manage to aoe them now the cleric can die and then I will...

    *gives chi to everyone*

    Man! What's wrong with me. Well alright, I still got this. Let me make someone bleed here and while the cleric is busy purfying them I will randomly kill one of them and then I will...

    *gives chi to everyone*

    Ok I give up. I'll use my super-hyper-mega-ultimate-final attack on these stupid people now!

    *goes hysterical*

    Ha-ha-ha! You'd better be afraid now because I'm about to...

    *purges boss*

    WTF MAN THAT'S NOT FAIR, COME ON YO...
    Well I think I'm about to die now, but I'll die with honor. I'll at least kill someone now so they will be missing some of the coins and...

    *gives chi to everyone*

    NOOOOOOO!"


    - boss dies -




    b:cry what a sad story of a bugged brain b:sad
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  • Evryn - Morai
    Evryn - Morai Posts: 1,437 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Frog: "It's a fish! SUSHI TIME!" *chop! Sin goes for the respawn*
    Frog: "It's a hippie. DIE TREEHUGGER DIE!" *chop! Mystic goes for the respawn*
    Frog: "It's a birdie. MAH PILLOWS NEED S'MORE STUFFIN'!" *chop! Cleric goes for the respawn*
    Frog: "It's a kittie! DEATH TO CUTNESS!" *chop!* *Resisted* "WHAAA!?"

    Blossom Succubus: "Oh, I see that one of your party members is afk? Here, let's throw Joy and Hardships on that person. Please come again soon!" *insert trollface NPC*

    Cyannair Spectre: "Thought flying all the way from Sanctuary to Etherblade was enough to shake me? Think... again."
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  • DEMHEALSMAN - Dreamweaver
    DEMHEALSMAN - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,396 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Steelation

    Hey, there little assasin !
    *assasin sparks*
    What you going to do there ?
    *assasin hits*
    WHoa !! ouch damn.....
    *assasin hits more*
    woooo... stop that, sleep you little sin
    Hey, i can do that too "I have some bones to crush"
    *poor little sin dies in 3 hits.*

    b:laugh



    Incacerate

    *brave player ports to incacerate*
    "Hello there, who are you and how did you get so far? "
    *5 more people pop up.*
    "hey thats not fair 6v1"
    *they start attacking with HF.*
    "hey, you cheat, i cheat too !" there, all 5 mini bosses at the same time. You know what, ill cast 2 of each !
    *squad wipe*



    Yup, i root for the mobs

    >Either scenarios
    >Ever wiping the squad or sin
    >Not ending in bosses dying

    Pan Gu thinks you are a heathen.
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  • Jinxers - Dreamweaver
    Jinxers - Dreamweaver Posts: 199 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Someone do one for harpy wraith b:thanks
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  • anaovt1
    anaovt1 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Someone do one for harpy wraith b:thanks

    *sees player on world map*

    Thank you so much for defending me in Delta, I'm gonna hug you to death now!
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  • mochabear#4763
    mochabear#4763 Posts: 26 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Elder of Archasaur: OMG I need someone to kill a strong raid monster, any adventurer?

    Conan type adventurer: Me!

    Elder of Archasaur: go kill thromh the mighty!

    Conan type adventurer: I'll be back, let me get to my chopper.

    Elder of Archasaur: OMG I need someone for a strong raid monster, any adventurer?

    Cute 21 y.o. mystic girl: I can!

    Elder of Archasaur: I'll show you what needs to be done to the raid monster, visit me tonight for an explanation.

    Cute 21 y.o. mystic girl: are we doing thromh the limp?
  • jwillson123
    jwillson123 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Sin: I need monys give me your arm or die b:pleased
    Boss: WTF? wrong with you
    Sin: b:angry Triple Spark! I SAY GIVE ME YOUR F ARM!!! I NEED MONEY!!!
    Boss: WTF dude Calm down!
    Sin: Stabs Ribs!
    Boss: AHWWWW you Stab me mother****er WTF!!! that hurts!
    Sin: "Slash like a maniac" Baths in boss blood!
    Boss: b:cry Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this killer is stabbing me and bathing in my blood!!!!!
    Sin: b:angry RAWWETTTTTRR EGRHREE SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASH

    Boss: dies

    Sin: Cuts boss Arm off while holding bleeding arm b:pleased whooohooo more monys!!! Puts bloody arms in pocket.
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  • aquale
    aquale Posts: 74 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    What does the mob say? Ring-ding-ding-ding!
    Wait, they actually sometimes say something. Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
    It's funny when mobs say something random!

    Oh and there are even flying foxes. Ring-ding-ding-ding!
    They would think something like: - Where I will catch my next prey and I really wish I could rest my wings for a moment. I've been flying here for whole day.

    Thread title says mobs and so many have reply what bosses thinks. I guess bosses are much more thoughtful.
    OPKossy wrote: »
    Your story sucks, Dblazen. So I fixed it:
    >Mob1
    >Mob2
    >Mob3
    >Mob4
    >Sin


    Been a while since we got a topic for pure amusement that was relevant to PWI. lol

    I want to see YouTube video about this with voice acting.
  • saikuro
    saikuro Posts: 35 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    aquale wrote: »
    I want to see YouTube video about this with voice acting.

    I second this. Lol b:laugh Make it so someone! xD
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  • bloodedone87
    bloodedone87 Posts: 1,883 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    aquale wrote: »
    What does the mob say? Ring-ding-ding-ding!
    Wait, they actually sometimes say something. Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
    It's funny when mobs say something random!

    Oh and there are even flying foxes. Ring-ding-ding-ding!
    They would think something like: - Where I will catch my next prey and I really wish I could rest my wings for a moment. I've been flying here for whole day.

    Thread title says mobs and so many have reply what bosses thinks. I guess bosses are much more thoughtful.



    I want to see YouTube video about this with voice acting.

    Mobs, Bosses, who cares. Its nothing serious. Its for fun.
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  • LostPoet - Dreamweaver
    LostPoet - Dreamweaver Posts: 396 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    When they are killed by a psychic:

    1. Crystal Light+Aqua Impact+ Spirit Blast.
    MOB:Oh Someone is attacking me. Where is he? Why am I moving so slow? Oh ****... I'm dead.

    2Earth Vector+ Glacial Shards+ Sandburst Blast
    MOBS: We are under attack. We better fight back.What happening? The feets arent listining to us.Oh **** we are completely paralized.... Nice we can move again. Great now we are again paralized.This sand....we cant see a thing. Goodbye cruel world.
    b:pleased

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  • Yajirushi - Raging Tide
    Yajirushi - Raging Tide Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    *seeker pulls a bunch of mobs, vortexes*

    Mobs: PUNCH HIM, HE DOESNT HAVE BP! GANK HIM!

    Seeker: x.x
  • SerenityCNB - Dreamweaver
    SerenityCNB - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,225 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    SerenityCNB on Liu Soo's plan.

    **Pulls a whole bunch of mobs...starts aoe'ing.**

    Ren Doe...9 miles away, beyond my vision..on the other side of the map.

    DEATH TO CLERICS!!!!!

    **Slowly runs the entire 9 miles to disrupt me.**

    Serenity laughs and tries to run and fly away.

    Ren Doe: Oh, you thought it was over!!!!??

    **Lags. Screen Freezes.** 280,000 hit.

    Ren Doe: IT'S NOT OVER!!!!!! **Slowly runs the entire 9 miles back to where he came from.**
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  • livingonlife
    livingonlife Posts: 26 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    *Psychic is doing a quest and runs towards the nearest physical mob*

    Mob: Pft, look at that idiot magic user. I'm so gonna squish her. *Yells to his friends* Hey guys! Fish is on the menu tonight! *Other mobs cheer on and start up the grill*

    *Psychic hits the mob*

    Mob: *Slowed down by psychic's skill but continues running towards her* I'm gonna getcha!

    *Psychic starts critting and hitting harder*

    Mob: *Realization starts coming to him* I'm gonna...get...huh??? *Gets crit once more and falls over, dying* .....Nuh uh! Redo! Unfair! *Slowly dies then disappears*

    *Other mobs are stunned and shocked by the tragedy*

    Scared Mob: So...uh..who wants elf tonight? *Other mobs raise their hands and agree as they run over towards an archer...until he BOA's and kills them all*

    Moral of the story.....PWI characters are dangerous to eat. The end ^^.
  • Morridune - Raging Tide
    Morridune - Raging Tide Posts: 239 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Someware in the lands of Momaganon

    Young Demonic Souling: So what was it like in the olden days?

    Farther Demonic Souling: Well my lad there used to be these beigns knowen as "players" who called our land hell and would bring with them what we thought was an endless cycle of pain and death

    Young Demonic Souling: what would they do?

    Farther Demonic Souling: They would come at us with nothing but fury and leathel intent but no matter how often we fell in battle with these creatures we were cursed to rise again moments later and watch our friends, familes and ourselfs mercelessly mowed down again and again

    Young Demonic Souling: what do they look like farther?

    Farther Demonic Souling: Ermm well they err... you know I've forgotten

    Meanwhile in Frostcoverd City

    Frostcovered Captain: -.- f%#K hyper's and f%#k you Pan Gu wth is " two X"
  • Vedovis - Lost City
    Vedovis - Lost City Posts: 942 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Frostcovered Captain: -.- f%#K hyper's and f%#k you Pan Gu wth is " two X"

    xD made me giggle b:chuckle

    I can only imagine what glitched 2nd boss would think - "wtf, a ramp? Where is that little player? Gonna murder it.. oh, I'm dead. D="
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  • Keisari - Raging Tide
    Keisari - Raging Tide Posts: 384 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Frostcovered Captain: *sees squishy nab seeker vortexing* Here's a gift for you! *throws amp-debuff on nabby seeker* GANK HIM!
    *seeker dies in a second*
    Frostcovered Captain: Ebil plan successful.

    Frostcovered Captain: *sees a blue bubble and squadful of nabs inside* Guys, let's start with chicken soup, barb beefs and sliced BBQ chicken for main course and fishsticks with weeds for dessert.
    Frost Guard: Roger that!
    *mobs start their nabfest*
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  • LilyWinters - Archosaur
    LilyWinters - Archosaur Posts: 128 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Tyrant Prince Mushi

    "Oh, so they actually made it 'till here. Now it's time to revenge all my fellow guardians who are now dead!

    Hum. What the freak? It's out of control O.o WTF?!

    *gives chi to everyone*

    Oh my God, stupid brain. Gotta focus now, they're actually stronger than me and I think that if I manage to aoe them now the cleric can die and then I will...

    *gives chi to everyone*

    Man! What's wrong with me. Well alright, I still got this. Let me make someone bleed here and while the cleric is busy purfying them I will randomly kill one of them and then I will...

    *gives chi to everyone*

    Ok I give up. I'll use my super-hyper-mega-ultimate-final attack on these stupid people now!

    *goes hysterical*

    Ha-ha-ha! You'd better be afraid now because I'm about to...

    *purges boss*

    WTF MAN THAT'S NOT FAIR, COME ON YO...
    Well I think I'm about to die now, but I'll die with honor. I'll at least kill someone now so they will be missing some of the coins and...

    *gives chi to everyone*

    NOOOOOOO!"


    - boss dies -




    b:cry what a sad story of a bugged brain b:sad

    b:laugh bahaha so perfect! Thanks for the giggles!
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  • Colum - Raging Tide
    Colum - Raging Tide Posts: 1,696 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Once upon a time in TT 3-1... a sin attempts to solo Dark Colluseast.

    Sin buffs, runs in, uses rib strike, sparks and starts killing the boss.

    After second spark...

    "Ha, you think you're clever little assassin? Try this!"

    *Boss uses stun+HF debuff, tidal evades*

    "That was only beginning! This time I'm serious!"

    *Boss purge goes through tidal and sin mistimes spark*

    *After this boss uses HP debuff, sin is hastily trying to rebuff and after that get chi to spark again*

    "Not so fast..."

    *Extreme poison*

    *Fish went splat*
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