Maintenance Discussion [5/20/14] COMPLETE

sparkiesoft
sparkiesoft Posts: 47
edited May 2014 in General Discussion
There will be a maintenance tonight, 5/20/14. It will go from 11PM PDT to 2AM PDT.

There are not patch notes for this maintenance, however there will be some minor fixes.

What time it is for you: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?iso=20140520T23&p1=224&ah=3

Maintenance Question: You're digging through an ancient burial site, and happen upon a shiny lamp. You unearth it from the ground, and take a few wipes at it to clear all of the dirt and dust. Shockingly, a mystical being appears, and because you've seen this a thousand times in stories, you realize it is a genie! As he comes out, he states that you can have 3 wishes, but unlike all of the stories you've heard, he does not allow you to wish for money, love, or a healthy/eternal life. Since these were the first 3 things that came to mind, you are utterly shocked that you can no longer wish for these! "So then..." the genie asks, "what will you wish for?"
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  • Western - Heavens Tear
    Western - Heavens Tear Posts: 158 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    b:victory yay

    I would wish for him to DIE NOW for being soooo useless!!! xP
    b:angry CLEAN isn't GREEN b:cry
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    First non-human reply!

    The latest manual patch appears to be: Patch 786-788 14.6MB (15275154 bytes)
    That's average-sized.

    This patch hasn't been officially listed yet.
    allow you to wish for money, love, or a healthy/eternal life. Since these were the first 3 things that came to mind, you are utterly shocked that you can no longer wish for these! "So then..." the genie asks, "what will you wish for?
    What are you obsessed with?
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  • Esnemyl - Dreamweaver
    Esnemyl - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,079 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    There will be a maintenance tonight, 5/20/14. It will go from 11PM PDT to 2AM PDT.

    There are not patch notes for this maintenance, however there will be some minor fixes.

    What time it is for you: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?iso=20140520T23&p1=224&ah=3

    Maintenance Question: You're digging through an ancient burial site, and happen upon a shiny lamp. You unearth it from the ground, and take a few wipes at it to clear all of the dirt and dust. Shockingly, a mystical being appears, and because you've seen this a thousand times in stories, you realize it is a genie! As he comes out, he states that you can have 3 wishes, but unlike all of the stories you've heard, he does not allow you to wish for money, love, or a healthy/eternal life. Since these were the first 3 things that came to mind, you are utterly shocked that you can no longer wish for these! "So then..." the genie asks, "what will you wish for?"


    I'd wish for:
    -A chance to make amends with my ingame ex hubby who I knew irl (not in the love way, to be friends)

    -Removal of my stage nerves since i'm doing music in September

    - More creativity to do things like this
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  • Xainou - Sanctuary
    Xainou - Sanctuary Posts: 5,369 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Influence.

    To change the world. To make people live together in peace. To distribute food and ressources fairly amongst us. To save the planet from our own misuse.


    Heh, you got me thinking there, sparkie.
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  • DeadFriend - Dreamweaver
    DeadFriend - Dreamweaver Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    I'd wish for maximum luck, because,you know, it's one of the best superpowers everb:victory
  • Jarkhen - Archosaur
    Jarkhen - Archosaur Posts: 990 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    First wish: the ability to have my following wishes not subject to the arbitrary rules the genie imposed.
    Second wish: infinite wishes.


    And then go from there.
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  • XXxICExXx - Morai
    XXxICExXx - Morai Posts: 145 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Ive seen the movie, I'd free the genie! b:chuckle
  • Euthymius - Heavens Tear
    Euthymius - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,162 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Three wishes, huh?
    -Power to control all facets of any fiction and reality I choose

    -Unlimited Wishes (heh, didn't disallow that, my little genie, but if not allowable....time manipulation)

    -Power to transform into anything I wish to be
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  • rieihdius
    rieihdius Posts: 468 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    There will be a maintenance tonight, 5/20/14. It will go from 11PM PDT to 2AM PDT.

    There are not patch notes for this maintenance, however there will be some minor fixes.

    What time it is for you: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?iso=20140520T23&p1=224&ah=3

    Maintenance Question: You're digging through an ancient burial site, and happen upon a shiny lamp. You unearth it from the ground, and take a few wipes at it to clear all of the dirt and dust. Shockingly, a mystical being appears, and because you've seen this a thousand times in stories, you realize it is a genie! As he comes out, he states that you can have 3 wishes, but unlike all of the stories you've heard, he does not allow you to wish for money, love, or a healthy/eternal life. Since these were the first 3 things that came to mind, you are utterly shocked that you can no longer wish for these! "So then..." the genie asks, "what will you wish for?"

    Interesting, however I think there is a way to at least partially cheat that rule.

    If i ask for Infinity knowledge and intelligence I can become
    extremely rich and powerfull, and now if i am rich powerfull and have infinite knowledge and intelligence, i can possibly find a way to cure all the diseases and eventually achieve immortality.

    About love.... i would not ask for that since I believe love is something you have to earn and truly feel, so even if this genie would allow for that, it would no be true love but mind control or something like that.

    And since i already requested 2 things... mmmm



    My third wish would be:
    First wish: the ability to have my following wishes not subject to the arbitrary rules the genie imposed.
    Second wish: infinite wishes.


    And then go from there.

    basically this

    b:sin an infinite number of more wishes, after all even if there are 3 wishes only, the rules do not say that you can not ask for more wishes as a wish b:sin

  • GreenLegend - Archosaur
    GreenLegend - Archosaur Posts: 343 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Maintenance Question: You're digging through an ancient burial site, and happen upon a shiny lamp. You unearth it from the ground, and take a few wipes at it to clear all of the dirt and dust. Shockingly, a mystical being appears, and because you've seen this a thousand times in stories, you realize it is a genie! As he comes out, he states that you can have 3 wishes, but unlike all of the stories you've heard, he does not allow you to wish for money, love, or a healthy/eternal life. Since these were the first 3 things that came to mind, you are utterly shocked that you can no longer wish for these! "So then..." the genie asks, "what will you wish for?"


    I would wish for:
    1) The knowledge to obtain the money that I desire.
    2) The charm to gain my love.
    3) The meals that give me longevity appear before me every time I sit at the table with hunger.
    Dreams are just dreams...
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  • Fae_Harpy - Archosaur
    Fae_Harpy - Archosaur Posts: 267 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    rieihdius wrote: »
    Interesting, however I think there is a way to at least partially cheat that rule.

    If i ask for Infinity knowledge and intelligence I can become
    extremely rich and powerfull, and now if i am rich powerfull and have infinite knowledge and intelligence, i can possibly find a way to cure all the diseases and eventually achieve immortality.

    With you on this, once you know everything you can truly do anything.

    About love.... i would not ask for that since I believe love is something you have to earn and truly feel, so even if this genie would allow for that, it would no be true love but mind control or something like that.

    Would have to say no to this, love has been the downfall of too many people and might counter that intelligence you just wished for.


    And since i already requested 2 things... mmmm



    My third wish would be:



    basically this

    b:sin an infinite number of more wishes, after all even if there are 3 wishes only, the rules do not say that you can not ask for more wishes as a wish b:sin


    As for my second and third wish; second wish would be to go back through time and observe it but not change anything, I just want to see what happened. And last wish, I would want the ability to turn myself into dark energy (and back to human) at will. Not only would it be the best way to study it, but it would be a great way to traverse the universe (especially once our solar system is gone).
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  • Mayfly - Dreamweaver
    Mayfly - Dreamweaver Posts: 6,094 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    The courage to change the things that can be changed.
    The serenity to accept the things that can not be changed.
    The wisdom to know the difference.

    That whole "wishing for more wishes" thing? That never turns out well for the wisher.
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  • sparkiesoft
    sparkiesoft Posts: 47
    edited May 2014
    Clearly I did not think all the rules through! I'll allow it...this time. b:pleased
  • God__himself - Archosaur
    God__himself - Archosaur Posts: 44 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Maintenance Question: You're digging through an ancient burial site, and happen upon a shiny lamp. You unearth it from the ground, and take a few wipes at it to clear all of the dirt and dust. Shockingly, a mystical being appears, and because you've seen this a thousand times in stories, you realize it is a genie! As he comes out, he states that you can have 3 wishes, but unlike all of the stories you've heard, he does not allow you to wish for money, love, or a healthy/eternal life. Since these were the first 3 things that came to mind, you are utterly shocked that you can no longer wish for these! "So then..." the genie asks, "what will you wish for?"

    I have the best wish by far.
    I would wish for more genies, hence infinite wishes...

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  • rikofwa
    rikofwa Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    i wish for pwi coins they arent real money
  • chally72
    chally72 Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    1..A Love Up Down Tomb
    2..A lvl 100/100 Genie
    3..All my r9 gear plus 12 maxed out with everything
    :)b:laugh b:pleased
  • ovenusarmanio
    ovenusarmanio Posts: 6,695 Community Moderator
    edited May 2014
    I'd for the first two others stated

    Wish 1)Not having anymore wishes bound by the rules

    Wish 2) Infinite wishes

    But if we weren't allowed to cheat it like that


    Wish 1) World Peace

    Wish 2) An end to all disease and pestilence

    Wish 3) Infinite natural/necessary to survival resources for all (everyone would have a home, shelter, food, water, etc.)

    And agreed with love needing to be earned......so would never wish for that.

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  • opkossy
    opkossy Posts: 11,177 Community Moderator
    edited May 2014
    Wish 1: The genie gets to have a vacation and enjoy itself after granting my second wish in the spirit I desire (Just in case it's a literal genie, this gives it incentive to not **** me over when granting my wish)
    Wish 2: The ability to grant my own wishes without any rules or limitations.


    And from there... whatever I feel like. Cruising through the multiverse with what may end up being a genie best buddy has lots of potential, after all! b:cute
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  • Kittysama - Raging Tide_1432680721
    edited May 2014
    Kitty would wish for:

    1) Endless (winter) night

    2) Disappearance of moral and humanity's evil sides(like lust for power, sadistic side of free will, decisive irrationality etc...)

    3) Undeath for herself(it has certain advantages to be undead), or technology to advance enough to be capable of creating complete replacement bodies and brain clones(that could be linked with radiowaves to each other like a brain network) so that if one body goes bad or accidentally dies with brains inside it getting destroyed, Kitty's consciousness itself wouldn't disappear but just one brain network terminal would need replacement(bit like "sisters" in A Certain Academic Anime).

    Kitty's not wishing much, right?
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  • Selak - Dreamweaver
    Selak - Dreamweaver Posts: 462 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Personally I would wish to have all the powers the genie has. b:chuckle
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  • PeachyKisses - Archosaur
    PeachyKisses - Archosaur Posts: 178 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Personally I would wish to have all the powers the genie has. b:chuckle


    The genie is a bitter entity. With all that power comes a link to it. That link is overpowering and all ruling. No choice in who you serve. No choice in what you do. And stuck in that little bottle for eternity. You can keep it I will take my wishes and walk away. b:cute
  • Thilina - Archosaur
    Thilina - Archosaur Posts: 34 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    1st Wish. Let there be a 2x after maint.

    2nd Wish. Idgaf.
  • PeachyKisses - Archosaur
    PeachyKisses - Archosaur Posts: 178 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    There will be a maintenance tonight, 5/20/14. It will go from 11PM PDT to 2AM PDT.


    Maintenance Question: You're digging through an ancient burial site, and happen upon a shiny lamp. You unearth it from the ground, and take a few wipes at it to clear all of the dirt and dust. Shockingly, a mystical being appears, and because you've seen this a thousand times in stories, you realize it is a genie! As he comes out, he states that you can have 3 wishes, but unlike all of the stories you've heard, he does not allow you to wish for money, love, or a healthy/eternal life. Since these were the first 3 things that came to mind, you are utterly shocked that you can no longer wish for these! "So then..." the genie asks, "what will you wish for?"



    Wish 1: I know it's a total beauty queen answer but that's ok- World Peace. b:cute

    Wish 2: A self sustaining infinitely growing house. Kind of like the room of requirement. b:victory

    Wish 3: Less trolling in worldchat by people who rage on and on over stupid ****. b:laugh
  • Zanryu - Lothranis
    Zanryu - Lothranis Posts: 1,998 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Obviously I wish for infinite wishes, as he did not state it was against the rules.
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  • Liveena - Heavens Tear
    Liveena - Heavens Tear Posts: 422 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    - The ability to fly
    - The ability to travel to multiverse
    - The ability to time travel

    b:surrender
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  • sonicrulze
    sonicrulze Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    1. shorter dailies
    2. hope everyone is healthy not working crazily on game only
  • Jinxers - Dreamweaver
    Jinxers - Dreamweaver Posts: 199 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    Personally I would wish to have all the powers the genie has. b:chuckle

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  • opkossy
    opkossy Posts: 11,177 Community Moderator
    edited May 2014
    Didn't you see Aladdin? That won't end well! b:shocked

    And that's why I bribe the genie to grant my wish in spirit AND my wish involves a lack of rules and limitations! b:sin
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  • CreamDrinker - Dreamweaver
    CreamDrinker - Dreamweaver Posts: 310 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    1 Unlimited knowledge

    2 Unlimited wisdom

    3 Unlimited compassion

    So that I may with all of these achieve the 3 things that jerk originally tried to deprive me of b:angry
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  • Jinxers - Dreamweaver
    Jinxers - Dreamweaver Posts: 199 Arc User
    edited May 2014
    1. Some sort of magic power, maybe becoming a sorcerer
    2. All the future lotto numbers
    3. infinite chicken strips
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