Conserving Bandwidth: a Forum Post Template

In order to save your valuable time (and allow you to get back to the game for your 16th hour of farming) I have prepared this Standard Forum Post shortcut guide. You should be able to formulate standard Forum messages within 10-20 characters. If you have any to add, please feel free to suggest more rules for the list, and I will add them.

#1) BLANK Sucks, what the hell were you morons thinking?

#2) BLANK no longer works for me, and even though it’s a known issue and 300 people have already started their own threads on it, my poor grammar and lack of Capitalization or punctuation will assure that someone fixes it RIGHT NOW

#3) I’ve been playing this game
a) since Beta
b) since before it was written
c) since before the Earth cooled

#4) I have no money, and it’s because
a) Gold Traders have ruined the economy
b) Cash shoppers can kick my ***

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#5) BLANK sucks, and I’m gonna leave this game (but stay in the forums forever, to make
sure my gain is your loss) because
a) cheaters never get punished, and when I try to cheat it never works
b) program requirement/new policy/Community Manager rustles my Jimmies
c) I got **** (I gave my info to my Cyber Boyfriend/Girlfriend and he/she/it cleaned me out) and
GM's won't make it better

#6) I am responding to your request for help by
a) Giving you the information
b) Treating you like **** for asking, and tell you to “learn the search function”, and
writing a message 3 times longer than just giving the answer would have been

#7) Your Post sucks, because
a) you wrote it
b) because I didn’t and I’m better than you
c) because I said it better 5 years ago and demand to be recognized

#8) I want PWI to change something, and I think they will do it
a) because I start a poll
b) because I spend a lot of coin and they owe me
c) despite never spending a dime on this game and farming every single thing I have

#9) X race is better than Y race because reasons

#10) X culti is better than Y culti because reasons

#11) X faction is better than Y faction because you have cooties

#12) It’s appropriate to rag constantly on X faction because they all have cooties

#13) X server is better than Y server because cooties

#14) Nationality/racial/sexual based self-righteous indignation based on perceived offense

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#15) I screwed up somehow, and GMs will not fixit because
a) They are inhuman Monsters/****/have Cooties
b) They are all Montgomery Burns (steeples fingers)
c) They are Fictional

#16) I have merched myself into a massive pile of coin, and if you just follow these simple
rules (that don’t actually help you at all) you can make X million coins per hour. Failure to
do so means you’re too lazy to even try.

#17) I just came back to the game after x months/years. Catch me up on all the
gossip/teach me the new races in 1 paragraph or less

#18) Speculation about maint/patch

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#19) I’m Padding my post count / Brony Post

#20) Is X server down again? I want to play, so fix it now!

#21) Sarcastic, Passive-aggressive suggestion on how to ruin the game/particular
instance/event, with included threats on how My Leaving will destroy the game
otherwise

#22) I’m an APS Barb, and any other build is a laughable waste of time and energy.

#23) I’m a sin, which makes me a PVP Monster, despite having a +10 wep and +3 gear

#24) Our class has been neglected too long , and needs to be rebalanced so I can Dominate
in PvP /win a damn TW again