Everyone write me a haiku
Longknife - Harshlands
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Best haiku by next saturday wins my excess fashion.
Gogogogo.
Gogogogo.
I AGOREY
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Lord Longknife of Dark
Obviously a hacker
Steals all our guild funds
b:cryb:cryb:cry0 -
wtf is a haiku? nvm, i googled.
oh my fav`rite psy
brat mir doch ein spiegelei
or i call the cops.
am i doing it right?[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
noob, can only run, spawnkiller, only white vodoo, only plays for kd,
never kills anyone, only gear, no skill, no life, cash only, eats dogfood to cash more, lives at moms,
only survives cause of cleric heals, if we had your gear you would lose. b:cryb:cryb:cry0 -
RankNine - Momaganon wrote: »wtf is a haiku? nvm, i googled.
oh my fav`rite psy
brat mir doch ein spiegelei
or i call the cops.
am i doing it right?
according to google translate you said something about a fried egg? O.o0 -
all the land lies in ruin
a new dawn has arrived
old ways die hard
the ego is huge
it must often be fed
like snowflakes in a blizzard
are you for real?
far away where the flowers grow
this time I believe you
canyons run deep and rivers wide
time will hold no cure
these are the rules
quickly, look over there
just like a playful wind
it's already gone0 -
Once, in my honor
Sanc made me a haiku thread
But now it is dead.
b:cute(Insert fancy image here)0 -
P.W.I. Haikus
I think they are kind of lame
But this post is oneZsw -104 Sage Assassin
TehZsw - 100 Demon Archer
All Luck No Skillz PvPer: youtube.com/user/zsw0070 -
JackieK - Harshlands wrote: »according to google translate you said something about a fried egg? O.o
He said I have to fry him an egg or he'll call the cops.
Also his haiku is currently winning.I AGOREY0 -
i won and instead of giving me fashion, you took my land
i now demand a spot for my HL archer in crj + that fashion![SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
noob, can only run, spawnkiller, only white vodoo, only plays for kd,
never kills anyone, only gear, no skill, no life, cash only, eats dogfood to cash more, lives at moms,
only survives cause of cleric heals, if we had your gear you would lose. b:cryb:cryb:cry0 -
Longknife, do you have a pair of spring jeans?
I am looking for a pair to buy.
I don't care that this isn't actually a haiku.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"subtraction has the butt of an angel" - Paulrogers
I Subtraction.
/blatant sig copy is blatant
105/105/105 obtained! b:cute0 -
to the tune of katy perry's 'firework'
here's a link to the song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw
(yes, youtube is actually a l33t **** website so i can steal your r9, mayhem)
Do you ever feel
Like playin' perfect world
Ready to pwn some noobs
With your rank eight plus five?
Do you ever feel
Like doin' bh
Killing peachblossom
With tt 99?
Do you ever feel
Like you are not that strong?
Go to black voodoo but no one seems to take damage?
Do you know that there's
Still a chance for you
'cause there's a spark in you
You just gotta press oooooo
And gooooooo
To theeee right ttaaaaabbbbb
To owwwn those noooobsss, like you've got skill
'cause we use toothbrush fireeeeworrrrkksss
Oh please let our haaackkksss workkkk
We make 'em lag in-their-base
It's like spraying them with mace-mace-maceee
We use toothbrush fireeeeworrrksss
Mayhem says that we are jerks
Make 'em go 'q-q-q'
If only they knew-knew-knew[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"Ewa Sonnet has the best pair of jugs ever. Nothing else compares." - Eoria.
HE'S OVERALL KNOWLEDGE OF THE CLASS IS LEGIT.0 -
Subtraction - Harshlands wrote: »to the tune of katy perry's 'firework'
here's a link to the song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw
(yes, youtube is actually a l33t **** website so i can steal your r9, mayhem)
Do you ever feel
Like playin' perfect world
Ready to pwn some noobs
With your rank eight plus five?
Do you ever feel
Like doin' bh
Killing peachblossom
With tt 99?
Do you ever feel
Like you are not that strong?
Go to black voodoo but no one seems to take damage?
Do you know that there's
Still a chance for you
'cause there's a spark in you
You just gotta press oooooo
And gooooooo
To theeee right ttaaaaabbbbb
To owwwn those noooobsss, like you've got skill
'cause we use toothbrush fireeeeworrrrkksss
Oh please let our haaackkksss workkkk
We make 'em lag in-their-base
It's like spraying them with mace-mace-maceee
We use toothbrush fireeeeworrrksss
Mayhem says that we are jerks
Make 'em go 'q-q-q'
If only they knew-knew-knew
I miss you buddy and that's the best song ever. ♥[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
b:dirty "I **** rainbows and love everyone"-Longknife b:cute0 -
Subtraction - Harshlands wrote: »to the tune of katy perry's 'firework'
here's a link to the song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw
(yes, youtube is actually a l33t **** website so i can steal your r9, mayhem)
Do you ever feel
Like playin' perfect world
Ready to pwn some noobs
With your rank eight plus five?
Do you ever feel
Like doin' bh
Killing peachblossom
With tt 99?
Do you ever feel
Like you are not that strong?
Go to black voodoo but no one seems to take damage?
Do you know that there's
Still a chance for you
'cause there's a spark in you
You just gotta press oooooo
And gooooooo
To theeee right ttaaaaabbbbb
To owwwn those noooobsss, like you've got skill
'cause we use toothbrush fireeeeworrrrkksss
Oh please let our haaackkksss workkkk
We make 'em lag in-their-base
It's like spraying them with mace-mace-maceee
We use toothbrush fireeeeworrrksss
Mayhem says that we are jerks
Make 'em go 'q-q-q'
If only they knew-knew-knew
Thats was gudI A lot of people0 -
Long's luscious lemons
Fruit from the forbidden tree
Shall not taste as sweet.YOUTUBE CHANNEL:
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A haiku about getting ganked by a group of R9 3rd Casts:
Fvck **** god dammit
motherfvcking **** ow ow
fvck **** fvck fvck fvck
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