Everyone write me a haiku

Longknife - Harshlands
Longknife - Harshlands Posts: 4,843 Arc User
edited November 2013 in Dawnglory (EU)
Best haiku by next saturday wins my excess fashion.
Gogogogo.
I <3 AGOREY
Post edited by Longknife - Harshlands on

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  • JackieK - Harshlands
    JackieK - Harshlands Posts: 255 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Lord Longknife of Dark
    Obviously a hacker
    Steals all our guild funds

    b:cryb:cryb:cry
  • RankNine - Momaganon
    RankNine - Momaganon Posts: 1,241 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    wtf is a haiku? nvm, i googled.

    oh my fav`rite psy
    brat mir doch ein spiegelei
    or i call the cops.

    am i doing it right?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    noob, can only run, spawnkiller, only white vodoo, only plays for kd,
    never kills anyone, only gear, no skill, no life, cash only, eats dogfood to cash more, lives at moms,
    only survives cause of cleric heals, if we had your gear you would lose. b:cryb:cryb:cry
  • JackieK - Harshlands
    JackieK - Harshlands Posts: 255 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    RankNine - Momaganon wrote: »
    wtf is a haiku? nvm, i googled.

    oh my fav`rite psy
    brat mir doch ein spiegelei
    or i call the cops.

    am i doing it right?

    according to google translate you said something about a fried egg? O.o
  • greykraken
    greykraken Posts: 15 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    all the land lies in ruin
    a new dawn has arrived
    old ways die hard


    the ego is huge
    it must often be fed
    like snowflakes in a blizzard


    are you for real?
    far away where the flowers grow
    this time I believe you


    canyons run deep and rivers wide
    time will hold no cure
    these are the rules


    quickly, look over there
    just like a playful wind
    it's already gone
  • opkossy
    opkossy Posts: 11,177 Community Moderator
    edited October 2013
    Once, in my honor
    Sanc made me a haiku thread
    But now it is dead.


    b:cute
    (Insert fancy image here)
    image
  • Zsw - Dreamweaver
    Zsw - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,087 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    P.W.I. Haikus
    I think they are kind of lame
    But this post is one
    Zsw -104 Sage Assassin
    TehZsw - 100 Demon Archer


    All Luck No Skillz PvPer: youtube.com/user/zsw007
  • Longknife - Harshlands
    Longknife - Harshlands Posts: 4,843 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    JackieK - Harshlands wrote: »
    according to google translate you said something about a fried egg? O.o

    He said I have to fry him an egg or he'll call the cops.
    Also his haiku is currently winning.
    I <3 AGOREY
  • RankNine - Momaganon
    RankNine - Momaganon Posts: 1,241 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    i won and instead of giving me fashion, you took my land :(
    i now demand a spot for my HL archer in crj + that fashion!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    noob, can only run, spawnkiller, only white vodoo, only plays for kd,
    never kills anyone, only gear, no skill, no life, cash only, eats dogfood to cash more, lives at moms,
    only survives cause of cleric heals, if we had your gear you would lose. b:cryb:cryb:cry
  • Eoria - Harshlands
    Eoria - Harshlands Posts: 6,118 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Longknife, do you have a pair of spring jeans?
    I am looking for a pair to buy.
    I don't care that this isn't actually a haiku.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    "subtraction has the butt of an angel" - Paulrogers
    I <3 Subtraction.
    /blatant sig copy is blatant

    105/105/105 obtained! b:cute
  • Subtraction - Harshlands
    Subtraction - Harshlands Posts: 690 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    to the tune of katy perry's 'firework'
    here's a link to the song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw
    (yes, youtube is actually a l33t **** website so i can steal your r9, mayhem)

    Do you ever feel
    Like playin' perfect world
    Ready to pwn some noobs
    With your rank eight plus five?
    Do you ever feel
    Like doin' bh
    Killing peachblossom
    With tt 99?
    Do you ever feel
    Like you are not that strong?
    Go to black voodoo but no one seems to take damage?
    Do you know that there's
    Still a chance for you
    'cause there's a spark in you
    You just gotta press oooooo
    And gooooooo
    To theeee right ttaaaaabbbbb
    To owwwn those noooobsss, like you've got skill
    'cause we use toothbrush fireeeeworrrrkksss
    Oh please let our haaackkksss workkkk
    We make 'em lag in-their-base
    It's like spraying them with mace-mace-maceee
    We use toothbrush fireeeeworrrksss
    Mayhem says that we are jerks
    Make 'em go 'q-q-q'
    If only they knew-knew-knew
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "Ewa Sonnet has the best pair of jugs ever. Nothing else compares." - Eoria.
    HE'S OVERALL KNOWLEDGE OF THE CLASS IS LEGIT.
  • Xx_BeLLa_xX - Harshlands
    Xx_BeLLa_xX - Harshlands Posts: 7,231 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Subtraction - Harshlands wrote: »
    to the tune of katy perry's 'firework'
    here's a link to the song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw
    (yes, youtube is actually a l33t **** website so i can steal your r9, mayhem)

    Do you ever feel
    Like playin' perfect world
    Ready to pwn some noobs
    With your rank eight plus five?
    Do you ever feel
    Like doin' bh
    Killing peachblossom
    With tt 99?
    Do you ever feel
    Like you are not that strong?
    Go to black voodoo but no one seems to take damage?
    Do you know that there's
    Still a chance for you
    'cause there's a spark in you
    You just gotta press oooooo
    And gooooooo
    To theeee right ttaaaaabbbbb
    To owwwn those noooobsss, like you've got skill
    'cause we use toothbrush fireeeeworrrrkksss
    Oh please let our haaackkksss workkkk
    We make 'em lag in-their-base
    It's like spraying them with mace-mace-maceee
    We use toothbrush fireeeeworrrksss
    Mayhem says that we are jerks
    Make 'em go 'q-q-q'
    If only they knew-knew-knew

    I miss you buddy and that's the best song ever. ♥
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    b:dirty "I **** rainbows and love everyone"-Longknife b:cute
  • Cytte - Harshlands
    Cytte - Harshlands Posts: 1,044 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Subtraction - Harshlands wrote: »
    to the tune of katy perry's 'firework'
    here's a link to the song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw
    (yes, youtube is actually a l33t **** website so i can steal your r9, mayhem)

    Do you ever feel
    Like playin' perfect world
    Ready to pwn some noobs
    With your rank eight plus five?
    Do you ever feel
    Like doin' bh
    Killing peachblossom
    With tt 99?
    Do you ever feel
    Like you are not that strong?
    Go to black voodoo but no one seems to take damage?
    Do you know that there's
    Still a chance for you
    'cause there's a spark in you
    You just gotta press oooooo
    And gooooooo
    To theeee right ttaaaaabbbbb
    To owwwn those noooobsss, like you've got skill
    'cause we use toothbrush fireeeeworrrrkksss
    Oh please let our haaackkksss workkkk
    We make 'em lag in-their-base
    It's like spraying them with mace-mace-maceee
    We use toothbrush fireeeeworrrksss
    Mayhem says that we are jerks
    Make 'em go 'q-q-q'
    If only they knew-knew-knew

    Thats was gud
    I <3 A lot of people
  • Aeliah - Dreamweaver
    Aeliah - Dreamweaver Posts: 784 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Long's luscious lemons
    Fruit from the forbidden tree
    Shall not taste as sweet.
    YOUTUBE CHANNEL:
    youtube.com/user/csquaredcsquared

    CLERIC PV GUIDE (complete):
    pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=1531411

    CLERIC PK GUIDE (Incomplete):
    pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?p=18027931
  • Neimroot - Harshlands
    Neimroot - Harshlands Posts: 39 Arc User
    edited November 2013
    A haiku about getting ganked by a group of R9 3rd Casts:

    Fvck **** god dammit
    motherfvcking **** ow ow
    fvck **** fvck fvck fvck

    b:thanks

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