The true origins of the Elven species

Loshon - Archosaur
Loshon - Archosaur Posts: 134 Arc User
edited August 2013 in General Discussion
North of Dreamweaver, there are ancient ruins in the hazy forest region. I have discovered archaic tomes, annals, and manuscripts dating back tens of thousands of years ago. pre-dating the Twilight Empire by thousands of years.

Within these historical documents, the truth of the origin of the Elven species is revealed. The elves are descendants of a spieces whose empire was global, before the wraiths were known. they were called 'mosquitos'.

When the wraiths first traveled to perfect world from the neighboring planet (seen at night down in the southeast hemisphere (the tideborn region), they waged war with these 'mosquitos'. sadly, they did not know war. the barbaric wraiths were systematically wiping them out. the survivors hid in what is now known as the forest of plume where they, over the thousands and thousands of years, evolved into what is now called the Elven species.
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  • seitori
    seitori Posts: 1,328 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Honestly, I just thought they were the 'Blond, Airheaded, Peace loving (mostly Free-love'ing) Hippie, beachgoing off shoot' of the Vulcan Race, who were banished from their Mother species before they could bring down the fall of the entire mother race, with another useless season of Pamela Anderson & BAYWATCH....b:chuckle{b:laugh}b:pleased
  • MyMate - Dreamweaver
    MyMate - Dreamweaver Posts: 558 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    seitori wrote: »
    Honestly, I just thought they were the 'Blond, Airheaded, Peace loving (mostly Free-love'ing) Hippie, beachgoing off shoot' of the Vulcan Race, who were banished from their Mother species before they could bring down the fall of the entire mother race, with another useless season of Pamela Anderson & BAYWATCH....b:chuckle{b:laugh}b:pleased

    I have no idea what I just read :o
    "In the beginning, it was claimed that all in Perfect World were equal. But now it seems that some are more equal than others..." ~ Lost City Recluse
  • Loshon - Archosaur
    Loshon - Archosaur Posts: 134 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    not all elves are blonde, apparently lol
  • Licancura - Archosaur
    Licancura - Archosaur Posts: 135 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Mosquitos!!! b:laugh
  • Selak - Dreamweaver
    Selak - Dreamweaver Posts: 462 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Dang it.
    I was so sure they were the result of a failed experiment to cross chooks (chickens for non Aussies) with monkeys done by future geneticists and when they realized their mistake they hid them in the past.
    God how could I have been so wrong. b:laughb:laughb:laugh
    There are old Warriors, and bold Warriors,
    but there are very few old bold Warriors. b:chuckle
  • Boartracker - Raging Tide
    Boartracker - Raging Tide Posts: 614 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    As an elf, I find these speculative stories an insult. Elvin history in this game started by the exporting of a Keebler's factory to China where polluted waters corrupted the chiefs and turning them into the Cleric and Archer warriors they have become in game.

    If you were to Google the Keebler High School's Stump Library or the Keebler University Stump of Learning Facility, you would find the true history of the elves in this game. May an arrow strike your knee for such ludicrous stories about a noble, but slightly corrupted, family of cookie baking Elves.

    b:bye
    Semper Fi,

    Boartracker

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  • MasterPerian - Lost City
    MasterPerian - Lost City Posts: 275 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Boartracker - Raging Tide wrote: »
    As an elf, I find these speculative stories an insult. Elvin history in this game started by the exporting of a Keebler's factory to China where polluted waters corrupted the chiefs and turning them into the Cleric and Archer warriors they have become in game.

    If you were to Google the Keebler High School's Stump Library or the Keebler University Stump of Learning Facility, you would find the true history of the elves in this game. May an arrow strike your knee for such ludicrous stories about a noble, but slightly corrupted, family of cookie baking Elves.

    b:bye

    lulz +1
    What can you expect from filthy little heathens? Their whole disgusting race is like a curse. Their skin's a hellish red they're only good when dead they're vermin, as I said and worse. They're Savages! Savages! Barely even human. Savages! Savages! Drive them from our shore! They're not like you and me
    which means they must be evil we must sound the drums of war! They're Savages! Savages! Dirty redskin devils! Now we sound the drums of war!
  • _Shui - Harshlands
    _Shui - Harshlands Posts: 268 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Perfect World actually has a good story but it got lost in translation.
  • RiveriaX - Archosaur
    RiveriaX - Archosaur Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Blonde? But my Cleric's hair is purple ; - ; I guess the color wheel is out of date now.....

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