A How-Not-To for Wizards: Looking like a Rummage Sale Reject

I'm sure we've all been there. You're cruising along the roads on your ride, taking in the sights and scenery, until some random BR who thinks being able to kill his own alts 50 times in a row makes him good at PvP pops out and attacks. A hop off your bike, a barrel roll across your keyboard, and one dead BR later, you stick around to laugh at and kill him some more.

Because nerdrage in English is entertaining, but nerdrage in a mixture of broken English and Spanish/Portuguese is like being hand-fed a free Belgian fudge sundae by an equally free Playboy bunny.

Eventually, though, you stop laughing and killing him long enough to register that he's calling you a virgin black **** Communist crack-pimp(in Spanish too, no less!), and that his "pro r9 freidn" is totally on his way to "kik ur dum asss!"

So his friend shows up, and two barrel rolls later, you have two dead nerdraging BRs. In the midst of his rage, the second one snaps and starts laughing at you. More specifically, your outfit.

"lololol" he laughs, "ur dresss lik **** germany call gril!"

Oooooooh, the buuuuuuurn. Oooooooh, the pain. It's okay, we totally understand. Being awesome is a time-consuming job. It doesn't leave you much room to develop a decent fashion sense. But that said, nobody's going to take you seriously if you dress like something the sewer hobo dragged in. Sure, that baby-puke green manskirt and that giant neon-pink disco raincoat came super-cheap, and getting JoSDs leaves you on a really tight budget, but you don't have to think like that! There are ways to get perfectly nice fashion without auctioning off the use of your orifices for it.

And if you do have a nice budget for fashion, but just can't decide what to pick, well, here's what this thread is for! Post your fashion tips for your fellow wizards here today!