[Maintenance + Patch Discussion] 5-21-2013 [COMPLETE]

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  • AlphaOmegaX - Dreamweaver
    AlphaOmegaX - Dreamweaver Posts: 302 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Deadalus - Harshlands wrote: »
    When my Sin would have a Job, its killing other ppl and steal their money. Easy, no?

    My wizzard would be a law man, to purify the wicked and bring them to justice b:chuckle
  • seitori
    seitori Posts: 1,328 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    v4liance wrote: »
    Hey everyone,

    If your character had to get a day job, what would they be doing?

    Thanks!

    They'd All become 'Corrupted Homicidal & Mass Genocidal AI Program constructs' and would try too take over the world while trying to eliminate the rest of us ~ aswell as take over my (day to day) household chores (So I'd finally be able to get some of that Money back that I put into them in Zhen cards)...b:pleased


    And I'd even pay them in Chewing Gum, like in those Moronic Commercials....{f:flower}f:sneaky



    f:hehef:hehe
  • thephenomz
    thephenomz Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    My job is to help people lvl up!
  • ikuan2clericf
    ikuan2clericf Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    it would be farming herbs
  • Vansloten - Lost City
    Vansloten - Lost City Posts: 33 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    SweetieBot - Lothranis wrote: »

    You should be able to tell the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.

    Looks to me like he got it right. In his original post and your quote which doesn't change when the original does. b:kiss

    My EP would do what I do in real life. Save lives just like she does in game :)
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  • xviperzkingx
    xviperzkingx Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Well lucky im busy then because that will make it 7am in the U.K time to start the day
  • AzureWinds - Sanctuary
    AzureWinds - Sanctuary Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    My character would be a TPTB (Toilet Paper/ Tissue Box) Factory Chief b/c wiping your bum and nose at the same time is essential for all pw life!

    SweetieBot show me a Box.
  • enviousnvs15
    enviousnvs15 Posts: 11 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    b:laugh Save the cleric save the world. So Bodyguard for my Seekerb:laugh
  • Pet_Catcher - Dreamweaver
    Pet_Catcher - Dreamweaver Posts: 145 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Oh yea that's simple...
    ... Fry cook
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    The servers are now down! Everyone start panicking!
    Ohh wait, this happens every maintenance.

    Here's the server status:

    West Coast Servers:
    Sanctuary (PVE) (pwigc2.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE
    Lost City (PvP) (pwigc3.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE
    Heaven's Tear (PvE) (pwigc4.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE
    Archosaur (PvE) (pwiwest4.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE

    East Coast Servers:
    Harshlands (PvP) (pwieast1.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE
    Dreamweaver (PvE) (pwieast2.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE
    Raging Tide (PvE) (pwieast3.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE

    European Servers:
    Morai (PvE) (pwieu3.en.perfectworld.eu): OFFLINE
    AzureWinds - Sanctuary wrote: »
    SweetieBot show me a Box.
    Sure, no problem.

    Image of a Box.
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  • Horugou - Raging Tide
    Horugou - Raging Tide Posts: 74 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    A seeker so....
    PEST CONTROL! b:chuckle
    SweetieBot show me bugs!
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Horugou - Raging Tide wrote: »
    SweetieBot show me bugs!
    Sure, no problem.

    Image of bugs!
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  • Pwnallagain - Heavens Tear
    Pwnallagain - Heavens Tear Posts: 206 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    My character would be a pimp. He always has an entourage of ladies with him, so it is fitting.
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  • Jeremied - Sanctuary
    Jeremied - Sanctuary Posts: 2,259 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Jeremied (Cleric): He would totally be a snarky field responder. "Oh, you exploded again? I found your kidney over here, here you go."

    Dawn (Veno): Would work at an animal shelter/pet shop, but get fired for teaching them to maul people.

    Sinc (sin): Surprisingly, he would probably be a gardener. Flower picking sin for the win \o/

    Edi (Psy): Disgruntled by Sinc's complacency, he'd attempt to be a merchant, fail terribly, and be forced to work at a fast food restaurant while wearing a dress.

    Fondlemore (Pimp Wizard): His job would be illegal in so many ways I'm not even going to mention.

    Murphea (I don't even know): :|

    Forgot one~

    DatAxe (BM): Awesome woman lumberjack.
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    ~Demon as of 5/6/12 - On the night where the moon is closer to the earth and brighter than any other night in the past 18 years.~

    Slow and steady stays alive~ I'm in no rush, I'm enjoying the journey to end game just as it was ment to be. b:victory
    "You sir, are why I love clerics <3" < Liba - Heaven's Tear
    b:thanks Well thank you Liba<3
  • VampySookie - Sanctuary
    VampySookie - Sanctuary Posts: 19 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    v4liance wrote: »

    This week's question:

    If your character had to get a day job, what would they be doing?


    My sin could be a Sniper b:victory
  • Giannix - Raging Tide
    Giannix - Raging Tide Posts: 25 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    id like to organize a big pwi club-party.. +18,ofc b:chuckle
  • Sien - Heavens Tear
    Sien - Heavens Tear Posts: 153 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    A serial killer.
  • MeiLilana - Dreamweaver
    MeiLilana - Dreamweaver Posts: 231 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    SweetieBot - Lothranis wrote: »

    You should be able to tell the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.

    Sweetiebot, please remove 10 points from Sweetiebot for this ^
    You read my signature. That's enough social interaction for one day.
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    MeiLilana - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Sweetiebot, please remove 10 points from Sweetiebot for this ^
    Aww sorry but you need to have at least 50 posts to be able to award points.
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  • XoopXd - Sanctuary
    XoopXd - Sanctuary Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Why can't the maintenance be done at like 4:00 AM PDT :/ and whilst it is in my mind. There is a weird glitch goin on with the tideborn. You go under water in some areas and they go NUDE 0.0
  • Jeremied - Sanctuary
    Jeremied - Sanctuary Posts: 2,259 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    XoopXd - Sanctuary wrote: »
    There is a weird glitch goin on with the tideborn. You go under water in some areas and they go NUDE 0.0
    Happens to a lot of classes. <_< But it does seem to be most prevalent in the fish population to swim naked.
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    ~Demon as of 5/6/12 - On the night where the moon is closer to the earth and brighter than any other night in the past 18 years.~

    Slow and steady stays alive~ I'm in no rush, I'm enjoying the journey to end game just as it was ment to be. b:victory
    "You sir, are why I love clerics <3" < Liba - Heaven's Tear
    b:thanks Well thank you Liba<3
  • MeiLilana - Dreamweaver
    MeiLilana - Dreamweaver Posts: 231 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    SweetieBot - Lothranis wrote: »
    Aww sorry but you need to have at least 50 posts to be able to award points.

    Sweetiebot, please analyze me.
    You read my signature. That's enough social interaction for one day.
  • francoiso4565
    francoiso4565 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    PLEASE go look at my ticket i have been **** and it hasent even been looked at in the past 36Hours .. Reference number is 130520-003842
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    MeiLilana - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Sweetiebot, please analyze me.
    SweetieBot has read your last 20 posts!
    Here's some neat stuff SweetieBot has learned.

    General Stats:
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    Join Date: Jun 2012
    Last Post Date: 05-21-2013
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    Total Posts: 24
    Average Posts per Day: 0.1

    Activity:
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    Total Words: 1422
    Total Sentences: 90
    Average Words per Post: 71.1
    Average Words per Sentence: 15.8
    Average Sentences per Post: 4.5
    Average Syllables per Word: 1.3
    Average Letters per Word: 4.1

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    This took me 18.4 s to finish
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  • Zenunim - Archosaur
    Zenunim - Archosaur Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eisheth_Zenunim

    I don't think I actually have to say, it's pretty clear what the day job would be from the first line of that article.

    I'm also not saying because I'm not clear on what acceptable forum language is and don't want to get banned. >.>
  • Foxyz - Raging Tide
    Foxyz - Raging Tide Posts: 49 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    al my characters are too lazy to get a job
  • infectedchick
    infectedchick Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    If my char could find a day job,she would take care of animals,(all kind)also water plants,and trees,because i love nature!!b:cuteb:cute
  • BeastlyBri - Heavens Tear
    BeastlyBri - Heavens Tear Posts: 75 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Mine would be advice columnist.
  • nikyss
    nikyss Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Are you kiddin me? That bum BM of mine gettin a day job? Then what? He'd use ME to have fun >>
    Come to think of it I think he hangs out with some really shade people when a log off...and seems to have grown a large beard too over the months....If I had to guess I'd say he is working on a fishing boat during his free time <<
  • WaterVixen - Harshlands
    WaterVixen - Harshlands Posts: 178 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Sweetiebot analyze me :)

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