[Maintenance + Patch Discussion] 4-16-2013

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  • FoxyGR - Raging Tide
    FoxyGR - Raging Tide Posts: 103 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    If our scrapped GM Bodyguard program were ever instituted, how would you use it?

    For Nation War, to stop all the spawn killing.
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  • ShenJia - Heavens Tear
    ShenJia - Heavens Tear Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    SweetieBot please kill Frostagelion Type-0 1000000 times on 2x b:dirty
  • XSonOfCircex - Sanctuary
    XSonOfCircex - Sanctuary Posts: 1,173 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    Aroral - Sanctuary wrote: »
    b:pleased I would have them spam kill TheDan just for funsies! KAPOOOOYA!

    That's silly, obviously I would have them spoil his milk/press his window key when he kill steals me in NW... also Hispazn and Tempy.

    Then run through south where everyone is AFK having them change hip/waist ratios f:hush
    xSonOfCircex-105/103/102 Sage Wiz
    DrakeEmpress-101/102/103 Sage Cleric
    Gaygasm-101/101/101 Sage Stormbringer

    Because I can't stand playing melee classes
  • Thrieya - Lost City
    Thrieya - Lost City Posts: 732 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    I'd have them remove all the battle systems and turn this into Third Life.

    Then we can have dance parties in the new red-light district that was Archosaur!
  • ovenusarmanio
    ovenusarmanio Posts: 6,695 Community Moderator
    edited April 2013
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    I'd make them reenact the plot of the godfather.

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  • Soul_Ripper_ - Harshlands
    Soul_Ripper_ - Harshlands Posts: 131 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    v4liance wrote: »
    Hey everyone,

    We've got maintenance tonight, with an estimated downtime of 11pm PDT to 1am PDT.

    This week's question:

    If our scrapped GM Bodyguard program were ever instituted, how would you use it?

    Thanks!

    - The PWI Team

    I would use the service to kill the guards...
    Soul_Ripper_ Lv 98 Sage Assassin Leader: MyLtlPwny

    If you see this, then the thread has been PONIFIED!

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  • spensen
    spensen Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    Destroy FC and All the catshops at W.Arch b:angry b:laugh

    Oh and also do The Lord of The Rings Trilogy act ^^
  • CRYSTY - Sanctuary
    CRYSTY - Sanctuary Posts: 68 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    my cleric has 7 bosses quests, barerly someone helped me with the sage and demon twin bosses for culti 69 in swamps.And got refused with Wraith Chief for intel report..bcuz "it hits to hard".. I could use a fake GM for bosses help.
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  • Kersplop - Archosaur
    Kersplop - Archosaur Posts: 28 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    I would do multi runs of FW for badges and molds. Oh and I would have them turn all my fashion pink or bright green, I kinda like my bright green Sapphire Suit with my pumpkin head.
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  • seitori
    seitori Posts: 1,328 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    f:meh__I'd get them to give each of my characters \\FREE {GM MP & HP Charms} (f:leer)// everytime they'd need some new 1's....f:money

    f:hehe___And then have them spawn lots of drop mobs 4 me for farming drops & any Zhen parties that I might choose to go back on too for some Old School Antics & S&G'z.....f:gone
  • Oliiander - Lost City
    Oliiander - Lost City Posts: 393 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    Have them force everyone to reenact every Shakespeare play there is <:
    Edit: With Horns.
    Edit edit: With smilies.
    My squishiness is (Usually) unrivaled.
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    Finally decided to give Olii her own banner.b:chuckle
  • Reliea - Sanctuary
    Reliea - Sanctuary Posts: 685 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    Oh, for really reals I'd just have them de-level people b:chuckle
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    ShenJia - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    SweetieBot please kill Frostagelion Type-0 1000000 times on 2x
    You've killed Frostagelion Type-0 1 times during 2x!

    You've farmed:
    333 Coin(s)
    17 Leaf of Unicorn Forest
    15 Stone of the Scarred
    5 Mirage Celestone
    3 Tear of Heaven
    2 Perfect Citrine Shard
    1 Perfect Topaz Shard
    1 Chrono Page
    1 Perfect Amber Shard
    1 Perfect Alabaster Shard
    1 Desert Tower Miniature
    1 Perfect Amethyst Shard
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  • Sien - Heavens Tear
    Sien - Heavens Tear Posts: 153 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    I would use them for TW and dominate the map again of course.
  • OleLJ - Sanctuary
    OleLJ - Sanctuary Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    make them put all WB in middle of west arch. : D
    oh and id let them get me r999+12
  • MedAlert - Raging Tide
    MedAlert - Raging Tide Posts: 106 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    I would have them help anyone doing quests. You really need to level limit frostcover to lvl 76+ as that is when you get quests there. No new players will stay since there is nobody to quest with or learn anything from.
  • Shadowswifey - Archosaur
    Shadowswifey - Archosaur Posts: 41 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    id take the bodyguard with me into trophy mode so i could winnnnnn capes and other goodies
  • Stinki_Tuna - Sanctuary
    Stinki_Tuna - Sanctuary Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    Dratgon - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Make them sing Peacock - Katy Perry with me on worldchat<3 - SquirrelFish

    i hate it when he spams that.. >.<
    b:angry
  • AzureWinds - Sanctuary
    AzureWinds - Sanctuary Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    I would use the GMs to drink tea with my piggy, and we would have waffles all day. :D

    SweetieBot show me God.
  • Stinki_Tuna - Sanctuary
    Stinki_Tuna - Sanctuary Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    I would use it for world domination buahahah! (evil laugh)
    f:sneaky
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    The servers are now down! Everyone start panicing! Ohh wait, this happens every maintenance.

    Here's the server status:

    West Coast Servers:
    Sanctuary (PVE) (pwigc2.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE
    Lost City (PvP) (pwigc3.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE
    Heaven's Tear (PvE) (pwigc4.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE
    Archosaur (PvE) (pwiwest4.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE

    East Coast Servers:
    Harshlands (PvP) (pwieast1.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE
    Dreamweaver (PvE) (pwieast2.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE
    Raging Tide (PvE) (pwieast3.perfectworld.com): OFFLINE

    European Servers:
    Lothranis (PvE) (pwieu1.fr.perfectworld.eu): OFFLINE
    Momaganon (PvE) (pwieu2.de.perfectworld.eu): OFFLINE
    AzureWinds - Sanctuary wrote: »
    SweetieBot show me God.
    Sure, no problem.

    Image of 'God.'
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  • lucky623602
    lucky623602 Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    I would have fun do my OHT chain quests, and have him help me on my devines. Questing in the game here any more has people looking at me like quest what... whats a quest.. Just FC hyper lvl so If I had a GM body guard id knock my hard chain quests out.
  • Stinki_Tuna - Sanctuary
    Stinki_Tuna - Sanctuary Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    SweetieBot show a picture of yourself b:pleased
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    Stinki_Tuna - Sanctuary wrote: »
    SweetieBot show a picture of yourself
    Then it's not my picture.
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  • Stinki_Tuna - Sanctuary
    Stinki_Tuna - Sanctuary Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    SweetieBot why not?b:surrender
  • mystryst
    mystryst Posts: 80 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    My GM bodyguard would protect my low level butt as I grabbed the flag in NW, tell me when Im running the wrong way, and switch the high level assassin's fancy weapon (that's trying to kill me repeatedly) with a pickaxe and change their hp pots with turtle charms (or turn them into actual fish, flopping on the ground). They would block the word "****" from the chats, as the way people use it offends me, and turn anyone that uses the term into an Umpaloompa (along with anyone that uses crass attention seeking sex talk before 2am). Then they would hoist me upon their shoulders, while walking through Archosaur, freezing all other players as we passed, to reduce my lag. They will allow me to stand when I kiss or hug them for chi (male or female), which they will allow me to do without being creepy, (nor ever smooch others which would make my lonely nerdy butt jealous). During BH runs, should a player suddenly go AFK for an extended period of time, they would go to said players house and glue them to their chair until the team finishes killing the last boss. Finally my time in Realm of Reflection would include a real life footrub and massage for my low level butt.
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    Stinki_Tuna - Sanctuary wrote: »
    SweetieBot why not?
    You cannot bifurcate a soul.
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  • mystryst
    mystryst Posts: 80 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    SweetieBot love me unconditionally...please.
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    mystryst wrote: »
    SweetieBot love me unconditionally...please.
    Please?
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  • Eyestabyew - Heavens Tear
    Eyestabyew - Heavens Tear Posts: 66 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    SweetieBot, please show me a picture of pickled unicorn toes.

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