You Know You Play Too Much Pwi When..?

Jabella - Heavens Tear
Jabella - Heavens Tear Posts: 32 Arc User
edited May 2013 in Off-Topic Discussion
Threats has gotten bored. I wanna see how much fun people have when they play PWI. There could be crazy examples of real life and game, it wont matter.

The funnier the better!

All servers invited!!!b:victory

I'll start:

You know you play too much PWI when, you dream that you and Bruce Willis are fighting a world boss and he leaves you alone after the first wipe... LOL. Yeah, this actually happen...


GO! b:chuckle
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  • XSonOfCircex - Sanctuary
    XSonOfCircex - Sanctuary Posts: 1,173 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Oh we used to have one of these in my old faction's forum... I posted more than a few... f:shame

    Most recently I've been leveling a cleric... You know you play PWI too much when you have a dream about doing a full FCC.
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    Because I can't stand playing melee classes
  • Cxxix - Heavens Tear
    Cxxix - Heavens Tear Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    True she actually did dream about fighting a world boss with Bruce Willis -_-

    You know you play PWI too much when your wife wants to have sex and you reply not right now babe im in FCCb:surrender
  • XSonOfCircex - Sanctuary
    XSonOfCircex - Sanctuary Posts: 1,173 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Cxxix - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    You know you play PWI too much when your wife wants to have sex and you reply not right now babe im in FCCb:surrender

    There is no excuse for that.
    xSonOfCircex-105/103/102 Sage Wiz
    DrakeEmpress-101/102/103 Sage Cleric
    Gaygasm-101/101/101 Sage Stormbringer

    Because I can't stand playing melee classes
  • Decus - Dreamweaver
    Decus - Dreamweaver Posts: 5,033 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    You find yourself unexpectedly becoming a father, and your first thought is that you lagged and that's why you couldn't pull out in time.
    Proving that not only archers do math since 2009. b:victory
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  • KingCrash - Dreamweaver
    KingCrash - Dreamweaver Posts: 702 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    When you have an entire conversation with your family in game while you're all in the same room and none of you spoke a word.
  • XSonOfCircex - Sanctuary
    XSonOfCircex - Sanctuary Posts: 1,173 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I thought of another one I've done:

    You know you play PWI too much when you go to open excel and more than half of the recent documents are related to merchanting/gear goals/pwi economics, rather than weekly labs, real life budget, et cetera.
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  • Rubybeard - Archosaur
    Rubybeard - Archosaur Posts: 134 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    when you start to dream about playing PWI on your dream LOL happened on me more than once b:laughb:laugh
  • Nariin - Dreamweaver
    Nariin - Dreamweaver Posts: 890 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    ... make your partner drink only destilled water, as it's known that pure water increases loyality.
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  • Evalria - Sanctuary
    Evalria - Sanctuary Posts: 202 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    When you dream you are in one of the cities in PW, taking quests even in your sleep.
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  • _PuRe__EviL_ - Archosaur
    _PuRe__EviL_ - Archosaur Posts: 32 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    .. You know you play too much Pwi when you look at the lower right corner of you'r computer screen and it says 00:12 and after a while, you look again and it says 06:27 .. b:surrender
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  • Zheii - Archosaur
    Zheii - Archosaur Posts: 2,732 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    You know you play to Much PWI when you start seeing people as if they where apart of the PWI world...
    "Ooo o-o that guy looks like a sin! I wonder where he keeps his daggers!" "
    OMG KITTY EARS AND A VENO, OMG"
    "Dude... that dude is HUGE O_O... HE'S A BARB"


    ...yea me be cray cray xD'
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  • Ataegina - Sanctuary
    Ataegina - Sanctuary Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    The biggest indicator that I play Perfect Word too much? I once picked up two plastic hangers and poked my boss with it. I said "Ataegina challenged you to a duel. Do you accept?" and he said no. Then I QQ to my husband, saying that it was absurd that level 150 World Boss would not fight a lowly level 101, 5APS, Blade Master. My husband simply told me to take my crazy pills and to stop trying to duel managers because I could lose experience (I.E. My job) Such a crazy world I live in...f:hehe
  • ovenusarmanio
    ovenusarmanio Posts: 6,695 Community Moderator
    edited April 2013
    When you hear the microwave ding, and congratulate it.

    When you hear the phrase "in a perfect world," and assume they are talking about PWI. i.e.
    Person A: "In a perfect world, nobody would judge anyone on how they look."

    Person B: "Pfft, I'll judge them all I want if they walk around looking like a preset. And don't get me started on dolls!"

    Person A: "...What?"

    When you see a sale at the store, and pickup a bunch of random groceries to "resell".

    When your boss is mad at you, and you wonder how you aggroed him.

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  • krisnda
    krisnda Posts: 4,655 Community Moderator
    edited April 2013
    Decus - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    You find yourself unexpectedly becoming a father, and your first thought is that you lagged and that's why you couldn't pull out in time.

    I spit all my juice when I read this. (lucky I pointed away from my computer.)

    You win.
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  • Ataegina - Sanctuary
    Ataegina - Sanctuary Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Decus - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    You find yourself unexpectedly becoming a father, and your first thought is that you lagged and that's why you couldn't pull out in time.

    I am a happily married woman, but that comment made me want to smoother you with affection. <3 Were I not sick, I would think of something better, but, alas. Not to be so. b:surrender
  • Zanryu - Dreamweaver
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver Posts: 7,261 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    When you spend your day getting pluswuns
  • Sisterreaper - Heavens Tear
    Sisterreaper - Heavens Tear Posts: 138 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Decus - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    You find yourself unexpectedly becoming a father, and your first thought is that you lagged and that's why you couldn't pull out in time.

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  • KingCrash - Dreamweaver
    KingCrash - Dreamweaver Posts: 702 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    When you've mastered the art of opening packs while running through a major dungeon.
  • opkossy
    opkossy Posts: 11,177 Community Moderator
    edited April 2013
    Decus - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    You find yourself unexpectedly becoming a father, and your first thought is that you lagged and that's why you couldn't pull out in time.

    Thread closed because we're not topping that one. f:heart
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  • krisnda
    krisnda Posts: 4,655 Community Moderator
    edited April 2013
    OPKossy wrote: »
    Thread closed because we're not topping that one. f:heart

    Sad part is I actually thought about it xDD.
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  • Tide_Surfer - Archosaur
    Tide_Surfer - Archosaur Posts: 1,261 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    You know you play PWI too much when: You have dreams when you're asleep of actually being your main toon in real life >.>
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  • Sisterreaper - Heavens Tear
    Sisterreaper - Heavens Tear Posts: 138 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    When you see a fox stroll by and you assume it's just another veno

    Bosses going aggro on you irl

    Yes i suck like an old shoe.
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  • XSonOfCircex - Sanctuary
    XSonOfCircex - Sanctuary Posts: 1,173 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    When you drop out of highschool to play more PWI (Not me, but a lot of people from Sanctuary know who I'm talking about)f:sweat
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  • Irca - Harshlands
    Irca - Harshlands Posts: 186 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    You know you play to much pwi when

    ...you introduce yourself as your char's name ("hi I'm Irca...err I mean ____")

    ...you plan your rl wedding hair after a hair fashion in game (the one with the side bun and red flower...except it was a white flower)

    ...when you have a vent app installed on your phone
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  • Alsiadorra - Sanctuary
    Alsiadorra - Sanctuary Posts: 1,004 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    When you plan your rl days in the same format as you do in the game.
    XSonOfCircex - Sanctuary wrote: »
    When you drop out of highschool to play more PWI (Not me, but a lot of people from Sanctuary know who I'm talking about)f:sweat

    That's the stupidest reason I ever heard of to drop out of high school.
  • XSonOfCircex - Sanctuary
    XSonOfCircex - Sanctuary Posts: 1,173 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Alsiadorra - Sanctuary wrote: »
    That's the stupidest reason I ever heard of to drop out of high school.

    I really wish I was making it up...
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    Gaygasm-101/101/101 Sage Stormbringer

    Because I can't stand playing melee classes
  • Crixxix - Raging Tide
    Crixxix - Raging Tide Posts: 848 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Decus - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    You find yourself unexpectedly becoming a father, and your first thought is that you lagged and that's why you couldn't pull out in time.

    LOLOL I saw something like this on Facebook recently.

    You know you play PWI too much when you have a dream that you have full r9r3, killing everyone in sight, then wake up wishing you could go back to that dream instead of RL b:laugh
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  • Jabella - Heavens Tear
    Jabella - Heavens Tear Posts: 32 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I havent been able to stop laughing.. Are these true?

    Hahahahahaha.. Wow!!!!    b:shutup
  • Esnemyl - Dreamweaver
    Esnemyl - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,079 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Irca - Harshlands wrote: »
    You know you play to much pwi when

    ...you introduce yourself as your char's name ("hi I'm Irca...err I mean ____")

    ...you plan your rl wedding hair after a hair fashion in game (the one with the side bun and red flower...except it was a white flower)

    ...when you have a vent app installed on your phone

    That actually isn't a bad idea :) and ot be fair, the more elegant hairstyles in the boutique are lovely for a wedding ^^
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  • XSonOfCircex - Sanctuary
    XSonOfCircex - Sanctuary Posts: 1,173 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Esnemyl - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    That actually isn't a bad idea :) and ot be fair, the more elegant hairstyles in the boutique are lovely for a wedding ^^

    Agreed, some of them are very nice, and some of the more elegant dresses are actually quite pretty. Just don't go around in some of the stuff they have in there or you're gonna look like a ****.
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    Because I can't stand playing melee classes

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