[Maintenance + Patch Discussion] 3-26-2013 [COMPLETE]

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  • vangx456
    vangx456 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    b:surrender

    im not great but here goes...

    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...

    Bm: " whats that .... " b:puzzled

    looking at the huggy hare...

    Veno: " whats what? ... " b:puzzled

    looking at the Barb...

    while huggy hare danceing in the back of the Veno and looking at the barb

    huggy hare: " 0,- " b:laugh

    Bm: " ...... " b:angry
  • seren00
    seren00 Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb,Veno and Hare,enter the Bearded Clam,they swim over to the bar to order drinks the Sin looks up staring at the Untamed he slaps his bar towel on the counter and yells: "Tell Val,this isn't funny anymore!" b:laugh
  • Ynxi - Archosaur
    Ynxi - Archosaur Posts: 53 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar......
    Illustrator artist: Ah finally you guys are here, come here and have a drink. Bartender a table of your strongest liquors please, I want this hare versions for the new barb and veno spirit forms to be just as original as the other forms.
  • Murcas - Sanctuary
    Murcas - Sanctuary Posts: 299 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Fehmyj - Archosaur wrote: »
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy Hare walk into a bar ... and they danced and laughed. Veno too fat is beautiful huggy Bard was reliable. they danced barb vomiting at veno hahahab:shutupb:byeb:cuteb:thanksb:pleasedb

    I want to see if I am getting this right: A Barb, Veno, and Huggy Hare walk into a bar. They danced and laughed. Apparently, the Veno was obese and the Huggy Hare was beautiful. So, they danced until the Bard (Barb?), who up to this point was very reliable, vomits all over the Veno and much laughter ensued.

    Am I close?

    No?

    Yes?

    Potatoes?
  • BlubZ - Heavens Tear
    BlubZ - Heavens Tear Posts: 87 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Per$efone - Lost City wrote: »
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar.......A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar........A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar.......A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar.......b:angry #*## rubberband!!!!!b:angry

    Best one yet lmao.

    Although "She hasn't been able to TT by herself in years" is pretty funny too.
  • AzureWinds - Sanctuary
    AzureWinds - Sanctuary Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...
    the veno ask, "why you look so down barb?", the barb replies, "my life became ruin because i said this one ""word"". The huggy hare ask, "what was the word?" The barb says, "i said propapassions, I went school and learned that saying propapassions was a cool thing to say. After school, I went home and had dinner with my mom, my mom ask "what you learn in school today, sweeaty?" i said, "i learned this word propapassions", Mom replies, "what did you say!?". Barb replies, "propapassions". Then mom screams, "get out!, get out of my house!!" Then kicks me out of the door. So i walk around in the middle of the night looking for somewhere sleep, then i decide to take rest on the edge of the sidewalk. A cop suddenly pulls over and says "hey barb what you doing out here so late at night? shouldn't you be at home sleeping?" Barb replies, "My mom kicked me out because i said this word". Cop replies, " what word can anger your mom so much that she would kick you out of your house?" Barb replies, "propapassions". The cop out anger says, "alright barb! I taking you to jail!" So then the cop tosses me in a jail cell with this tough looking guy with scar on his face and skull tattoos all over his body. So i say to myself, "at least there a bed i can sleep on". As i sat on my bed, my jailmate asks, "Hey, what you in here for? i robbed a bank and killed ten men for looking at me funny." The barb replies, "i said this word that anger the cop really bad". The jailmate replies, "what word can that be?, i can cursed the whole alphabet if i wanted to." The barb replies, "propapassions". The jailmate replies furriosly, "That is just unbelievable, I can't believe what i'm hearing". So the jailmate keeps punching and kicking me,untill i'm knoked unconscious. I woke up the next morning feeling all sore and bruised up. Then a cop open the jail cell and says, "your free to go". So i decide to go to a bar, and here i am drinking my worries away".
    For a moment the bar becomes silent, the veno shouts, "I am just disgusted by this, i cant believe you said that word!! I'm going to beat the **** out of you!" The huggy hare yells to the whole bar, "ok guys lets teach this barb a lesson! GET HIM!" Everyone in the bar grabs a bat or a pool table stick and start chasing the barb. The barb keeps running and running towards the street. The barb looks back and sees an angry mob chasing him and suddenly BAAM!! The barb gets hit by a truck.
    So the morale of the story is to look both ways before crossing the street.

    SweetieBot show me the money!
  • Ryu//inj/ - Archosaur48
    Ryu//inj/ - Archosaur48 Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    seren00 wrote: »
    A Barb,Veno and Hare,enter the Bearded Clam,they swim over to the bar to order drinks the Sin looks up staring at the Untamed he slaps his bar towel on the counter and yells: "Tell Val,this isn't funny anymore!" b:laugh

    this one made me laugh b:laugh nice job.b:victory
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    AzureWinds - Sanctuary wrote: »
    SweetieBot show me the money!
    Sure, no problem.

    Image of 'the money!'
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    I only respond if you begin a line with "SweetieBot", read the link below for commands
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  • Nanotz - Lost City
    Nanotz - Lost City Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...
    Bm's, sins, archers, psy's & others just watching. waiting what will happend.. O.o
    b:laugh
  • Wingeddodo - Archosaur
    Wingeddodo - Archosaur Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    v4liance wrote: »
    Hey everyone,

    Estimated downtime: 11pm PDT to 1am PDT.

    This week, we've got a different contest.

    Finish this joke:




    Like last week, only 1 entry per person! You may change your response (please update your original post) until entries are closed!

    Entries will be accepted until servers come up after maintenance!

    Thanks!

    - Val
    for no reason they got in a huge fight, and well that eggscalated Quickly !!!b:angry
  • payjosin
    payjosin Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...
    Omg..is that real???? b:shocked
  • bosnianboy3344
    bosnianboy3344 Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar a assasin comes up to the veno nice legs veno when do they open the veno grabs her weapon points it at the assasins neck and says "as soon as i cast this spell so you want them to open" the barb b:chuckle and grabs a beer.
  • jessc200258
    jessc200258 Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A barb, A Veno, and a Huggy Hare walkin to a bar........the barb attacks the huggy hair for not being cute and cuddly as the veno tries to tame it to try to make it cute and cuddly......b:laughb:pleased
  • n4n0tr4c3r
    n4n0tr4c3r Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A barb, A Veno, and a Huggy Hare walkin to a bar...and asked the barman hey is there any double seekegin with masterlime and some wizarito's on the side please
  • kurenaiame
    kurenaiame Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...
    The Veno and the huggy orders a drink and gulps it down....while the Barb stand still.
    The bartender looks on as the Veno and Huggy orders another 2 rounds and the Barb still hasn't made his order.
    After the 5th order the Bartender got curious and asked "Isn't the Barb gonna a have a drink?"
    The Veno then looks at the bartender weirdly and then asks "Do pets drink here?"
  • payjocleric
    payjocleric Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...
    we need to make them stay in peace. bc soon bm's will be dragon them.
    Lets pray for them..RIP..b:sadb:surrender
  • xianxia
    xianxia Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...

    the bartender says: '' no pets allowed''

    then the veno looks at the barb and says:

    sorry hunny u wait outside b:chuckle
  • jessc200258
    jessc200258 Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    emereldsix wrote: »
    this is clever this deserves the win

    omg so funny made my night
  • robyhua
    robyhua Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar.
    everyone know there's no barb, veno and a huggy hare can join in bar.
    so A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar is impossible
    b:laugh
  • Sirkura - Raging Tide
    Sirkura - Raging Tide Posts: 105 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, Veno and Huggyhare walk into a bar... the BM ducks it it.
  • payjobarb
    payjobarb Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...
    once upon time in perfect world that really happend..so dont need to be surprised.thats just normal..b:shutup
  • U_need_ne - Raging Tide
    U_need_ne - Raging Tide Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...but that was not a bar that was a Restaurantb:chuckle b:angryb:thanks
  • aeonus2031
    aeonus2031 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar and they live happily ever after :3 b:laugh
  • paijogamer
    paijogamer Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...
    Sad..im in Restaurant doesnt saw them. hmmm..my foods just yummmy..nom nom..
    b:laughb:cute
  • Raykirin - Archosaur
    Raykirin - Archosaur Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar... an aps sin comes out of stealth and kills them all.
  • irishranger
    irishranger Posts: 29 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...

    Guard blocks the way to the hare and the barb: Pets are not allowed!
    Veno: ???
    Barb: ???
  • grinderseeker
    grinderseeker Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...
    Just make sure they will wait for me. bcause i will be late for a mins..
    sorry..but i will come for sure.. ty..b:surrenderb:sad



    b:kissb:chuckle
  • Ryu//inj/ - Archosaur49
    Ryu//inj/ - Archosaur49 Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013

    So a barb, a veno, and a Huggy hare enter the bar.
    The bartender (an assassin) looks to them with evil eyes.
    The barb notices "What's which the evil stare?" The assassin points to a sign by the door that says: no shoes, no shirt, NO SERVICE. as the assassin then walks over to the sign and adds with a sharpie no pants. And the assassin then drags the barb and veno and hare out of the bar.b:bye
  • ArguriosX - Heavens Tear
    ArguriosX - Heavens Tear Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar... They walk towards the blademaster bar tender.
    "Hi there may i have a drink please?" The Barb exclaims.
    "One dollar a kilo!," The bar tender replies/
    "Okay are you some idiot?" The veno askes.
    "Maybe Yes maybe no,"
    "Hmmm i feel for a slam," The barb says.
    "Well if you dun someone else will," The bar tender replies.

    NEK MINNIT!
    "Today we are gathered here to mourn the loss of a bar tender. He worked for the Nightly Idiots bar and cafe. The bar tender did not use aura of the golden bell so he always was stupid.

    THE END
    'WINK' "WINK'
  • _Nia - Heavens Tear
    _Nia - Heavens Tear Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    A Barb, a Veno, and a huggy hare walk into a bar...they hope, they will have fun but a Giant Panda's Apocalypse started..that's why the Barb, Veno and Huggy couldn't able to enjoy to the beers and party, because the cute pandas ate everything, then they ate the poor huggy hare! :(
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