[Maintenance + Patch Discussion] 3-6-2013

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v4liance
v4liance Posts: 579 Arc User
edited March 2013 in General Discussion
Hey everyone,

Servers will be down from 11pm to 1am PST for maintenance.

Tonight's maintenance question is:

Give me a one sentence pitch for PWI as a television sitcom!

Aaaannnddd like last week, the top entrant will get 50 Event Gold!

This time, to make sure you all reach for the stars, only one entry per person will be allowed! However, you can change your entry (edit your answer post) until the deadline!

Entries will be accepted until servers come up after maintenance!

Thanks!

[UPDATE!]

Lots of great entries again, but one clear winner:
Asterelle - Sanctuary wrote:
A romantic comedy about a rebelious Barbarian who, after being ostracized from his tribe, finds love with a quirky young cleric: "Barbed and Feathered"


Congrats Asterelle! I would totally watch that :D

Here are some other great entries, but just couldn't quite make the cut for various reasons:
sigmal wrote:
Servers are down, but PWI mainframe begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, March 7th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. Cheers!!!

Loved this one, but it took more than 1 sentence, and it's not a situation comedy~!
Agamemnos - Heavens Tear wrote:
Five races... Ten classes... and not enough healers to go around. This fall, find out just how Perfect a World full of hideous, murderous monsters really can be.

Tune in Thursdays at 8 to watch Perfect World International, filmed before a live studio audience full of shrieking, caffeine-fueled gamers.

*boink*

Ooph, also loved this one, but broke the one sentence rule! Particularly loved the idea of PWI filmed before a live studio audience xD
SweetieBot - Lothranis wrote:
Me.

Oh, SweetieBot. You so crazy! And not human! Ineligible, sorry!

Thanks for participating, everyone!

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  • v4liance
    v4liance Posts: 579 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    PWI Patch Notes v698 - Released March 7, 2013

    Localization
    Name change of couples' special skill, Close Connection, to Lover's Connection

    Graphics
    Updated Faction Logos
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  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    First non-human reply!

    The latest manual patch appears to be: Patch 696-698 (13279768 bytes)
    That's average-sized.

    This patch hasn't been officially listed yet.
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  • viciousminx
    viciousminx Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    Looking forward to all the interesting ideas you guys come up with.
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  • Crescenta - Dreamweaver
    Crescenta - Dreamweaver Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    Perfect World is just what the name says, a Perfect World where people can interact with one another and socialize but still have fun with everyone.
  • srcold1
    srcold1 Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    The stronger race is one that has faith in the sky view
  • thespctro
    thespctro Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    Perfect world but a game is a way of life b: victoria
  • Eoria - Harshlands
    Eoria - Harshlands Posts: 6,118 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    Excuse me, Hey,You!, but can you tell us when the TW map reset is going to be, please?
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    "subtraction has the butt of an angel" - Paulrogers
    I <3 Subtraction.
    /blatant sig copy is blatant

    105/105/105 obtained! b:cute
  • dragunray
    dragunray Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    Perfect World is not only a game, is a real world for us, a world that despite it not being real to others ... is real for us
    b: satisfecho
  • MayhemKaos - Dreamweaver
    MayhemKaos - Dreamweaver Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    Perfect World Brave and the Beautiful
  • SylenThunder - Twilight Temple
    SylenThunder - Twilight Temple Posts: 7,908
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    Eoria - Harshlands wrote: »
    Excuse me, Hey,You!, but can you tell us when the TW map reset is going to be, please?
    The season ends on March 12. Expect the reset to be a couple of weeks after that. (Likely will come with the new expansion.)
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  • smashcat999
    smashcat999 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    perfect world its really fun game i was plying dis game for 4 years b:dirty
  • zozodaotaku
    zozodaotaku Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    If a lv 1 wannabe can take on a lv 100 boss, you're in pwi.
  • arcanus9412
    arcanus9412 Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    perfect world where dreams become reality, many people have
    realized their dreams come carries them too
  • Bastra - Heavens Tear
    Bastra - Heavens Tear Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    Perfect World- Everything's "perfect" until you **** off the cleric.
  • Madrigorian - Raging Tide
    Madrigorian - Raging Tide Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    After a long day at work, or a tough day around the house...
    Come join us in PWI, sit down, and enjoy all the drama you didn't get during your real life day!


    ~Mad
  • _Smittens_ - Raging Tide
    _Smittens_ - Raging Tide Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    Perfect World; a place for you to start over, to be who, and what you've always dreamed of.

    Just realized that I don't really know what a "one sentence pitch" looks like.
  • Eoria - Harshlands
    Eoria - Harshlands Posts: 6,118 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    SylenThunder - Sanctuary wrote: »
    The season ends on March 12. Expect the reset to be a couple of weeks after that. (Likely will come with the new expansion.)

    We know when the season ends. I just want an official date for the reset.
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    105/105/105 obtained! b:cute
  • flamingtornado
    flamingtornado Posts: 2
    edited March 2013
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    Perfect World, the place where everyone strives for impossible perfection.
  • Maelael - Heavens Tear
    Maelael - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,497 Arc User
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    SylenThunder - Sanctuary wrote: »
    The season ends on March 12. Expect the reset to be a couple of weeks after that. (Likely will come with the new expansion.)

    I'll believe it when its an official post by a GM or v4l (Unless I missed a recent one).

    They've been late prior iirc.
    pwcalc.com/bb6fc16982637a5c / pwcalc.com/28948ee5778526f5
  • keeperofth3chaos
    keeperofth3chaos Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    What a Wonderful World Join now in Perfect World!
  • lana002
    lana002 Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    You are dreaming of a perfect world, stop dreaming and enter in a Perfect World full of magnificient colors b:cute
  • Asterelle - Sanctuary_1381265973
    Asterelle - Sanctuary_1381265973 Posts: 7,881 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    A romantic comedy about a rebelious Barbarian who, after being ostracized from his tribe, finds love with a quirky young cleric: "Barbed and Feathered"
    SweetieBot - Lothranis wrote: »
    First non-human reply!

    The latest manual patch appears to be: Patch 696-698 (13279768 bytes)
    That's average-sized.

    This patch hasn't been officially listed yet.

    Sweetiebot great job!
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  • datks1
    datks1 Posts: 35 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    My fiend and I, one of those love hate relationships
  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
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    Asterelle - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Sweetiebot great job!
    Tell me a joke.
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  • SylenThunder - Twilight Temple
    SylenThunder - Twilight Temple Posts: 7,908
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    Eoria - Harshlands wrote: »
    We know when the season ends. I just want an official date for the reset.
    Maelael - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I'll believe it when its an official post by a GM or v4l (Unless I missed a recent one).

    They've been late prior iirc.
    The problem is that they (V4liance and crew) don't know until Wanmei tells them. When they are informed of it, then they will post it in this forum and will sticky the post.

    Until that happens, the information I've given is the best you're going to get. People have been posting the question constantly for a couple of weeks now. Asking more isn't going to change anything.
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  • Zsw - Dreamweaver
    Zsw - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,087 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    SweetieBot can you post the size of the patch in Megabytes as well please?
    Zsw -104 Sage Assassin
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  • SweetieBot - Lothranis
    SweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
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    Zsw - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    SweetieBot can you post the size of the patch in Megabytes as well please?
    What is the name of the one who is.
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  • letstryabm
    letstryabm Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    Perfect World, you never know that the new patch will bring!
  • sonofsins9696
    sonofsins9696 Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    Perfect World is a place where everything and everyone can be themselves and don`t get jugged for their choices in life!
  • amberlinna
    amberlinna Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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    An adventurous, daring group of epic friends battle the wraith forces to save the peace and serenity of their perfect world.
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