[Maintenance + Patch Discussion] 2-26-2013 [COMPLETE]

50 Shaves of Blades - A mildly erotic look at the traveling blademasters life.

A not so perfect land in a perfect world

would be the title of the book

v4liance wrote: »

If you wrote a PWI book, what would its title be?

"To Hell and Back"

(Haven't read all 20 odd pages so no idea if this has already been suggested.)

Don't Ban It: The Hitchhikers Guide to PWI.. and trilogy of five parts such as So Long and Thanks for All The Dreamchaser Kits, The Restaurent at the End of the Frostcovered City, Earth Magic: Mostly Harmful, etc.

perfectly imperfect perfect world

good name for the book lol

"V4liance"
It would be a story about a noble hero named v4liance struggling to save the once Perfect World. Great battles will happen, allies will be made and wraiths will be slayed.

Legend of the Dark Alliance

the title will be
"Fly with me"

~Through the eyes of the elders,

This book would be based on the elders of each city though they are NPC it would be an interesting story to put together imo, b:surrender

BlindLion's Abomination : Journey Through The Seat Of Torment

Ohh.. I didn't see the prize part.. hmm.. if i were being slightly more serious?

If it were an autobiographical book about what I've thought about while playing, kinda Kerouacian: "A Dream Without Sleep"

A tip book on saving money, and other such questing stuffs? "You Can Fly"

A fictional piece with my fav veno toon as the protagonist? "UnbrokenWill: A Spellcasters Survival Saga" It would be in first person and she would tell the tale of waiting for 2 days for a bear someone else ended up helping her catch, discovering another veno catching the poor animal, not to feed it, love it and give it a name but to stick it in a cat poo infested shop for money, and she would go on relentless streams of inward rants about how the Apothecary should just go get it himself... he's just standing there dammit.

I know they say to avoid alliteration.. but I like that hokey stuff.

****ed in the *** and wallet stolen

The Lives and Legacy of PWI 2013

IHaxJoo - Raging Tide wrote: »

First

and to answer the question, "The Irony of Pangu"
If anyone can figure out what i mean by this, you're a genius

In the beginning there was nothing in the universe except a formless chaos.(gamers running around aimlessly).. (bordem took over and creativity took hold) However this chaos coalesced into a cosmic egg for about 18,000 years. Within it, the perfectly opposed principles of Yin and Yang became balanced and Pangu(PW Writers and programers ) emerged (or woke up) from the egg. Pangu is depicted as a primitive, hairy giant with horns on his head and clad in furs.(script kitties without about 2 weeks of being up all night and not shaving) Pangu set about the task of creating the world: he separated Yin from Yang with a swing of his giant axe, creating the Earth (murky Yin) and the Sky (clear Yang). To keep them separated, Pangu stood between them and pushed up the Sky. (years of scripting and programming) This task took 18,000 years; with each day the sky grew ten feet (3 meters) higher, the Earth ten feet wider, and Pangu ten feet taller. In some versions of the story, Pangu is aided in this task by the four most prominent beasts, namely the Turtle, the Qilin, the Phoenix, and the Dragon.(beta tester's)

After the 18,000 years had elapsed, Pangu was laid to rest. His breath became the wind, mist and clouds; his voice the thunder; left eye the sun and right eye the moon; his head became the mountains and extremes of the world; his blood formed rivers; his muscles the fertile lands; his facial hair, the stars and milky way; his fur the bushes and forests; his bones the valuable minerals; his bone marrows sacred diamonds; his sweat fell as rain; and the fleas on his fur carried by the wind became the fish and animals throughout the land.

Nuwa the Goddess then used the mud of the water bed to form the shape of humans. These humans were very smart since they were individually crafted.(gm's and mod's) Nuwa then became bored of individually making every human so she started putting a rope in the water bed and letting the drops of mud that fell from it become new humans. These small drops became new humans, not as smart as the first.(got tired of being the only Over powerd twinks in the game and flooded the Cash shop with endless Promotions and pack sells so everyone could afford too could slowly climb their way to the top..)

we have a winner give them their 50 event gold..

just my vote if it counts..