How Cable got his Rank 9!

It all started when our hero, Cabal, woke up in a forest. It was the third time it had happened. Feeling extraordinarily frustrated, Cabal poked a GM , thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Suddenly, he realized that his beloved Rank 8 was missing! Immediately he called his friend, Paranoid_. Cabal had known Paranoid_ for 12 years , the majority of which were adventurous ones. Paranoid_ was unique. He was ingenious though sometimes a little... oafish. Cabal called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

Paranoid_ picked up to a very unhappy Cabal. Paranoid_ calmly assured him that most bunnies shudder before mating, yet hamsters usually flamboyantly sigh *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Cabal. Why was Paranoid_ trying to distract Cabal? Because he had snuck out from Cabal's with the Rank 8 only eight days prior. For he was going to surprise Cabal with brand new Rank 9 soon!

It didn't take long before Cabal got back to the subject at hand: his gear. Paranoid_ yawned. Relunctantly, Paranoid_ invited him over, assuring him they'd find the beloved r8. Cabal jumped on his horse and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Paranoid_ realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the gear and he had to do it thoughtfully. He figured that if Cabal took the Viper, he would take at least six minutes to get there. But if he took the horse? Then Paranoid_ would be alarmingly screwed.

Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Paranoid_ was interrupted by seven insensitive Harpy Wraiths that were lured by his vortex. Paranoid_ yawned; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling angered, he randomly reached for his stapler and aggressively backhanded every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the bush, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the horse galloping up. It was Cabal.


As he arrived , he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at Texaco to pick up a 12-pack of bud light, so he knew he was running late. With a calculated leap, Cabal was off of the horse and went wildly jaunting toward Paranoid_'s front door. Meanwhile inside, Paranoid_ was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the R8 into a pile of useless tempest packs and then slid them behind his barbarian alt. Paranoid_ was concerned but at least the Rank 8 was concealed. Cabal knocked on the door.

'Come in,' Paranoid_ wildly shouted. With a mighty push, Cabal opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some dimwitted wizard in +12 r9,' he lied. 'It's fine,' Paranoid_ assured him. Cabal took a seat far away from where Paranoid_ had hidden the Rank 8. Paranoid_ sighed trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted. But Cabal was distracted. Unexpectedly, Paranoid_ noticed a selfish look on Cabal's face. Cabal slowly opened his mouth to speak.

'...What's that?'

Paranoid_ felt a stabbing pain in his arm when Cabal asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that his alt had disconnected. 'Wh-what? I don't see anything..!' A lie. A insensitive look started to form on Cabal's face. He pointed to the pile of tempest packs with gear poking out. 'Th-th-those are just my tempest packs'. Cabal nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Paranoid_ could react, Cabal aggressively lunged toward the pile and pushed the packs out of the way. His rank 8 was plainly in view.

Cabal stared at Paranoid_ for what what must've been three hours. Rather abruptly, Paranoid_ groped surreptitiously in Cabal's direction, clearly desperate. Cabal grabbed the Rank 8 and tempest packs and bolted for the door. Soon after world chat is spammed with red and Cabal's name. He sells off his new found items and begins to purchase his rank 9 while Paranoid_ sits in west arch wearing nothing but level 70 three star gears.

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Zeii, I loved it! I got a weird boner but it's okay. I actually enjoyed reading it, lool.

Haha I'm glad you liked it!!! I had way to much fun writing it! b:chuckle

Once apon a time a lonely little boy decided he was sick of being a lonely little boy. this lonely little boy decided he was ganna be a big boy. so the little boy who decided he wanted to be a big boy decided to get himself some choice as armor. So the little boy who wanted to be a big boy with some choice as armor set out on a magical voyage to get the afor mentioned armor. Through strife and torment the little boy who wanted to be a big boy with some choice as armor persevered fighting off malignant foes who would see him defeated. Through gank and DC the little boy who wanted to be a big boy with some choice as armor battled on. Untill one day... HE HAD SAVED UP ENOUGH MONEY. then he got his armor and relised it was only puny r1......
The little boy who wanted to be big boy with some choice as armor was not discouraged however....
So the little boy who wanted to be a big boy with some choice as armor set out on a magical voyage to get better mentioned armor. Through strife and torment the little boy who wanted to be a big boy with some choice as armor persevered fighting off malignant foes who would see him defeated. Through gank and DC the little boy who wanted to be a big boy with some choice as armor battled on. Untill one day... HE HAD SAVED UP ENOUGH MONEY. then he got his armor and relised it was only puny r2.......
So the little boy who wanted to be a big boy with some choice as armor set out on a magical voyage to get better mentioned armor. Through strife and torment the little boy who wanted to be a big boy with some choice as armor persevered fighting off malignant foes who would see him defeated. Through gank and DC the little boy who wanted to be a big boy with some choice as armor battled on. Untill one day... HE HAD SAVED UP ENOUGH MONEY. then he got his armor and relised it was only puny r3...So the little boy who wanted to be a big boy with some choice as armor set out on a magical voyage to get better mentioned armor. Through strife and torment the little boy who wanted to be a big boy with some choice as armor persevered fighting off malignant foes who would see him defeated. Through gank and DC the little boy who wanted to be a big boy with some choice as armor battled on. Untill one day... HE HAD SAVED UP ENOUGH MONEY. then he got his armor and relised it was only puny r4...

ETC untill one day while out soloing several hundred Tubbies (the foulest of all foes) he realised he had done it! he had all the coin and materials he needed to get his choice as armor. so the little boy who wanted to be a big boy with some choice as armor backed slowly into the safe zone... then BAM he got one-shotted by Guard Cheng.

Angered the little boy who wanted to be a big boy with choice as armor went and got his choice as armor but till this day he is unsatisfied he knows he will never defeat his foe Guard Cheng b:cry

Yes and no. Yes cos its EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC no because there is a powerhouse that owns the server.

^^ wins because i didnt read sheit, but seen finger prints, doaks, family guy, and forgot rest. so dont matter

Nahktuul - Archosaur wrote: »

Gayble slept with Nahktool for the price of R9. The End. b:kiss

Why would he do that? You have AIDS.

Once upon a time there was this BM XCableX that go r9 from overworking as a stripper but then he died in real life so r9 got wasted
end of story

Nahktuul - Archosaur wrote: »

b:shocked Wow bro, just wow. Resorting to AIDS insults now? Whats the matter? All the booze eat up your brain cells, so you can't think up of any witty insults to hurl at me? You are pathetic b:chuckle

O.o? Why would I want to hurt you? I was just making a dry comment on the fly. Is it true? My bad... b:shutup

If I wanted to hurt you I'd join your faction and then take over your TWs while you attempt to lead them, oh wait I already did that. You never were good at PvP.

_Geogaddi - Archosaur wrote: »

O.o? Why would I want to hurt you? I was just making a dry comment on the fly. Is it true? My bad... b:shutup

If I wanted to hurt you I'd join your faction and then take over your TWs while you attempt to lead them, oh wait I already did that. You never were good at PvP.

Indeed, you are correct. I suck at PvP, that is why I am never in PK.

Clearly you were never good at leading. We all have weaknesses. The difference between you and I, is that I recognize my own and strive to improve on them.

You....well, the server knows how that pans out.

If you wanna hash it out after so long, I'm completely down, brah. I am more than willing to admit my mistakes, and I have worked for the past year (?) to build up what was completely tore down. I'm not bothered, this is a game, on the internet, and this is a forum, on the internet. Could care less what you may 'think', as long as I am doing my job by providing a fun and active gaming environment for my crew.

The real way Cable got R9 was he PKed me when I did not have safety lock on and I dropped 151 ten million big notes. b:cry