Kingdom PWI - The Screenplay!

Just in the corner of the screen is a Venomancer above his head reads Echo, he’s just hitting away at monsters trying to level up, Icon starts taking out a tougher beast it looks a little bit too tough for him.

Icon,
“Hey, Can you give me a hand?”

Echo,
“Maybe”

Gloom,
“Possibly”

Zoroaster,
“Ya”

Icon,
“Team Up?”

Blade,
“Definitely!”

They all join the same Squad together to work faster on quests and monster slaying.

LadyXGaga, (In World Chat to break the silence)
“RahRah RahRahRah”(Sounds like the Song)

Int. New Friend…

A suspicious character in perfect world keeps following Icon,

Icon,
“Why you following me?”

Blade(On Voice Speak),
“looks like he gonna make love to you”

Echo jumping around pooper,
“Hey away from him!”

Barbapooper,
“Who are you?”
“Poopers the name, poops the game.”
“I need an acquaintance to wrestle down a boss with me.”
“This is of a urgent matter! Fecal matter“

Icon,
“Why is everything a **** joke”

Int. Making the map

Kingdoms first TW is a Boss Pve one.
They are working down the lane
Cannibal a Barbarian is tanking it, Blades healing him so is MrG, Bazarius is just swinging at the boss.

MrG,
“Woo Doggy!”

Cannibal, (On Voice Speak)
“Look at me biting that sht”

Bazarius,
“That aint going no where you got it”

Cannibal dies Bazarius is running around and the boss is chasing him
Gloom saves him with his Hercules and he holds it awhile then all the sudden the Tanking pet Hercules dies.

Gloom,
“Got it!!”

Then Icon takes over,

Icon,
“Got it!”

Icon pet begins to weaken

Icon,
“Help me out!!”

Echo comes to his helpful aid!! And it isn’t enough Gloom comes back into the picture with a few more venomancers including Venomous_X and Moon.
Victory!
Kingdom is Victorious is written throughout the server, making the first PVE land on the server go to Kingdom.

Everyones excited,
“How did we do that, omg!! Woooo!!!
Everyone on map begins to private message, cheer, congratulate Kingdoms team members, they start world chatting.

angeRR,(World Chat)
“Kingdom omg!!!”

Xulin, (To Icon)
“Congradulations”

Barbapapa,(To Icon)
“Gratz!!”

(Faction Chat)

Blade, (Voice Chat)
“We is the best the very very best!!”

Icon, (Faction Chat)
“Great job everyone!!”

Echo, (Voice Chat)
“You should see the sexual offers I got!”

Icon,
“Well it was intense…”
Minutes later, Kylin has reigned Victorious!

Icon, (To XuLin)
“Congrats to you too!!”

Int. PVP.

cafe is slow business a tough short haired girl, from behind the counter takes a seat and starts playing Perfect World.

Int. MrG!!

MrG is playing with a bird transformer by his computer rig he has Action Figures and Model toys all his room, some are hung from the ceiling and on bookshelf’s. He has a rocket ship bed.

Int. Wake up its morning

Just waking up on a Sunday morning sunlight is coming through the window curtain Icon is sleeping next too hes dwindling it with his fingers like he’s thinking about something.

Int. Lulu’s morning.

Lulus waking up in a giant comfy bed all tucked in and smiling pulling the covers over herself.

Int. Martins Humble Labode

Martins sitting next to a CB radio which keeps going off.

CBRadio, “Red rocket, Red rocket”

A blow up doll in the closet and other kinky toys.

Int. In game.

MrG,
“That reminds me, I have something at home to do.”

Int. Home Repair

MrG goes to a hardware store to buy something to repair a door. He looks at the supplies and thinks costume, with a giant sheet of aluminum he notices it take the form for body armor. Each hit of iron there’s a animation as song plays in rhythm.

Int. Sean and the School

Sitting in class with a leg cast still on and leg up on the chair to the sit, There’s a guy walking to the back of the class with a suit of armor on! Almost hitting his leg! Class is over Sean crutches his way out the classroom doors.

Ext. Polkski

Two Polish rapping Brothers in Voice Chat one named Cannibal, Joey and the other named Bazarius, a customized computer makes a noise to notify them “Where my dogs at!! Where my dogs at!” they rush into the computer.

Int. Brendle Chow Menzz

Brendle,
“The Chinese just know everything. We must visit them.”

He visits the nearest Chinese food store named Kings Chinese Food right before a Battle

Brendle a large unkept man, trying to be Asain, gose to the desk to order,
“Mr Chow I need to know your secret to defeat the Icon”

Chinese Man,
“I just make food you *******!”

Chinese Man in Chinese,

“Why every white guy thinks I am some damn martial artist”
“Take your fortune cookie, and get outta here”

Int. Falling out moment

Blade On team speak to another Team member with a Russian accent
“I seen your girlfriend Olga!”

Icon,
“Hey stop picking on him!”

Blade,
“Why are you being so stuck up Icon!”

Blade has left the Faction.

Blade,
“I am going to need some personal space..”

Ext. Sean’s drive home

Sean is driving home, it’s a dark night, some dim headlights and there’s a car crash! He winds up in ambulance to the hospital.

Int. Oh Buttons!

LuLu making a Costume with her computer off in the distant
Computer “ding”

Icon (Writes)
“What are you doing?”

Lulu, (Intriged by Icon)
“Ohhh just Sewing”

At a large table Lulu is sewing a beautiful costume dress for comic con.

“What about you?”

Icon
“Ohhh Just making battle plans for the forum.”
“So what’s going on in your life?”

Lulu,
“Something seams off… want to talk about something”

Icon,
“Me and Blade kind of had a fight…”

Lulu,
“I noticed..”

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Cafe around a player, Steven Spielberg a strategy loving Celebrity in the group gathering around the player, the player a Kingdom member, Vansloten.
Vansloten is healing our catapults, and sleeping a archer using his Ultimate,

Int. Crimson V Kingdom

Blade start fighting team players during TW
Marche runs up and starts killing Blade while he takes time to yell at people in Voice chat, he can’t run away

Int. Intermission all in good fun!

Halfway through the TW, Kingdom chatting on team speak,

Martin a Kingdom member,
“I have a Idea!”

Martin on a phone with voice chat on,
“He speaks some German address”

At Crimsons team leaders house, “Knock, Knock, Knock” he gose to the door quickly,
A male stripping team barges into Crimson team leaders house, and a man starts dancing in Barbapapas face, and the Crimson team leader starts shouting in German!!.
Poww starts screaming and laughing

Zoroaster,
“How much did that one cost you guys”

Int. Kylin Short of Breath!

There’s an asthmatic Asian at his computer.

Int. Comic Con San Deigo!

Montague of the stands at Comic con, and a quick camera spin around the gamer den, it’s a “We made it” feeling.
There’s crowd moving mixed in is Cannibal and Bazarius , walking by a booth where there’s people gathering, there waiting to meet someone online from a different game, one guy I giving someone a they don’t look at all like their picture look.

Walking by you hear the whispers,
“hey you don’t look like your photo!”

Threes a bunch of booths, clan, faction stations, one for Kingdom with blue background and bean bag chairs all around and some posters. QQme has their own in dark red there are all menacing looking, Kylin a Asian group is off to the side their all in suits. Crimson’s there with a gold banner looking like friendly Germans watching a animated Cartoon playing on computers standing up. There’s a Faction without territory a friendly tight nit community, some players from other perfectworld servers at Comiccon

Kingdom both has the most variety of people and the most memoriable,
A Giant, a Midget, two Polish guys Bazariarius and Cannibal, a guy with a saline drip, HeadTrauma a Weightlifter like a blonde Arnold, Yourichi and Urahara in a magician costume, jumps into Uraharas arms, Try Again a girl eyes HeadTrauma, BelleFemme a short hair female “Works at a coffee store”. African American named Poww at Comic Con. An older American Alex, younger guy Legend. A Veno named Toxy every black guy in the world is after her, all over her. Poww is sitting next to her at the bean bag station and leans over. Everyone from Kingdom is there except Blade, he doesn’t join out of anger, he’s at home playing the game alone.

Ext. You must bow.

Outside the convention Brendle and DeathDealer his black guy with gold teeth are preparing to walk inside comic con,

Brendle, (To a DeathDealer)
“when you see an Asian you must bow” (Brendle bows down)

DeathDealer,
“I aint bowing to no one”

Int. Sand deigo

Icon is fixing the big screen at the Kingdom bean bag station,

Icon,
“Can someone help me with this.” (Moving a plastic wire cover)

There’s Taboo wearing a Cardboard comic con costume

TABOO,
“I’ll do it”

Icon
“Here hold this.” (Taboo grabs the plastic wire cover)
“Thanks”

There’s a Indian girl standing to the side from a girl game, next to another girl. Icon catches Taboo looking at her.

Icon,
“Take off your suit of armor and go talk to her”

Taboo hands his cardboard suit of armor and cardboard sword Icon

Taboo,
“I can’t do it”

Icon,
“Think of it like true and dare.. and I dare you to go talk to her”

Taboo walks over to Indian girl to say hi she smiles, the camera changes.
Icon takes his cardboard sword and playfully pokes Lulu in the butt to lift up her dress skirt with it, whoops, Lulu gives Icon a glance like hey!.
Comic con feeling like prom.
A scene of a players playing on Kingdom’s Big Screen at the light blue bean bag station, more views around comic con.
Michael is talking to the Asain group Kylin, the Asains Faction Kylin Leader XuLin, Walking around playing PW on a Tablet PC, Michael gets showed around, out of no where a Chinese father of a Kylin member walks in grabs his sons coat,

Kylin Member father,
"Hold on while I beat my son ***"
“Why you spend so much on games.”

Michaels feels awkward he’s like wow being showed around!! a few scenes later Comes back,

Michael,
“Hey you know those Asians arn’t so bad”


Hey look who’s here!! Blade
Icon,(Giving him a friendly hug)
“Glad you made it!!”

Blade,
“Don’t get too frisky now”

QQme’s den they are badmouthing Kingdom members behind their back
Cannibal and Bazarius wonder off to go pick up some cute white promotional models the girls blush and they walk away from them,
Brendle and DeathDealer are just standing there, DeathDealer throws some dice just out of nowhere against a white wall to the side..
Lulu straightening out the bean bags and looks at Icon then a scene of RC Helicopters and planes flying all over the place in the air
The antagonist team QQme is at Comic con they have a reddish like den,

Ligelia,
“Hey Icon looking Fabulous, always wanted to do this”

Faildom,
“Hahaha”

Ligeia punches Icon
It’s like “Get them”
Cannibal punches Nurfed, and Bazarus spears him
Other people jump on to Ligeia
A Latin assassin takes out his throwing stars like he randomly wants to hurt someone, DeathDealer being a colorful dressed black ninja judo chops the assassins arm, then punches him in the face.

DeathDealer, (To Brendle)
“I aint leaving without hitting someone else”
Kylin Members Father,
“Aww me either!” (Hiting his kid)

DeathDealer pulls back his arm then punches and hits Brendle who bumps in to Godzilla promotional table and then runs into the Asian faction Kylin’s Faction den and the Asians’ start running.

Int. The Force!

Liegila in prison looking all depressed in a cell tank next to another one, with Icon sitting nervously between old heavy Spanish and African gang members and the two Polish guys dressed all blue and bandanas start talking to a gang member to the side. DeathDealer is in prison also getting a back rub by a really tough looking black gang member.

DeathDealer crying,
“I can’t believe this is happening.”

Kingdom gets bailed out of prison by the other members. A prison guard comes through, “You guys can go, and you” pointing at DeathDealer.
Kingdom goes to meet everyone else, Icon has a blue ice pack.

Kingdom Member,
“Icon, you going to be ok?”

Brendle’s there to bail out Death dealer squeezes through, they both walk out

Brendle,
“Come to Brendle”

DeathDealer,
“It was horrible in there they were all touching me and stuff.”

Int. A Intimate Chat

Echo is having a weird fantasy dream about the characters, especially Icons Venomancer boobies and curves,

Echo,
“I think I love you man..”

Echo,
“I mean I dream about you all the time…”

Icon,
“Dream..?”

Echo is waking up next to Icon in his real bed,

Icon,
“Ahhhh”

Then,
“Ahhhhhhh”

Echo,
“So did we have sex..”

Icon,
“no…..”

Lulu,
(To avoid homosexuality talk)
“You know I am wearing lingerie right now!”

MrG,
“Well call me MrG”

Int. Store Hero

Andrew is now employed retail as a Electronics TM, he gets a key in his back pocket.
The faction starts to miss Icon, Martin, kirbie, and a few others are talking, begin thinking about how to get Andrew “Icon”s attention,
Ring, Ring, Ring,

Andrew picks it up,
“Electronics!”

Phone,
“Heavy Panting, I cont find my controller. “

Andrew,
“What do you want me to do about it?”

Someone in the background screaming,
“RING RING RING RING”
Phone to someone else,

Andrew,
“Can I help you..?”

Andrew helping a customer time begins to fly,
A girl asks Andrew out at Electronics Retail she gives him her phone number through a friend,

Her friend,
“My friend thinks you’re really handsome”

Andrew,
“Tell, My Friend, thank you!”

Her friend,
“Here is her phone number, call her”

Andrew “Icon” is excited the rest of the night nothing could go wrong, he cleans up faster then ever, he gets home and he tells Blade, Blade lets it out in World Chat, and Lulu is jealous but happy for him.

Lamarcus, (Writes in Faction Chat)
“Buttt Icons a girl..”

Martin, (Writes in Faction Chat)
“Two girls together make a right!!!”

Lulu,
“Good night!”

Next scene is Brendle is jumping up and down on a bed with big women and big Asian women, Brendle rubs his face a big Asian woman’s ****, and then Brendle tries lifting up the Asian woman up. The women are giggling. A little more distortion.

Brendle takes out a bunch of superstitious objects
“I give you rabbit foot!”

Int. So German

Lulu is in her German condo with sliding doors and a bike mounted,

Int. A new Brendle friend!

Shinta a Cleric is walking around stumbles across a meeting session

Barbapooper, (working with Brendle)
“Shintaaaaaatatata” “I took a Shinta”

Brendle allies Barbapooper, Shinta attacks Barbapooper,

Brendle, (To Barbapooper)
“In my arms get to loving now.”

Barbapooper is in Brendles arms..
He jumps into Brendles arms and off into the sunset

Int. Make my Day!!

Monk coming all the way to America to meet Andrew “Icon” like he was Buddha, he just sits down right in front of everyone cross legged,

Andrew,
“I got customers..”

He wants Icon to sign his monk robe,
There’s another monk in the background with a Cell phone looking like the Chinese food guy hes about to yell at a customer, or pick one up. He keeps glanzing at his cellphone.
He goes after a Asian girl,

Chinese Food Monk,
“Yeahhh the new model…. I mean.. The Cellphone”

There’s a kid jumping on top of a cart running and pushing it as hard as he can then jumping on top of it to coast on up and down the isle.

Kid,
“Weeee”

And the cart goes right past the monk.

Chinese Food Monk,
“Hey slow down kid, I just making a Mac, you wash my movvves.” (Girl Giggles)

Kid,
“You wash your robe? I smell something” (right in front of the girl, she giggles)

Food monk looks stuck for words,

Kid,
“Don’t you heard me Lingling! Get your panda loving *** out the way!”

Chinese Food Monk,
“I can’t talk about it!! Even this kid all up in my ****, Walking all over me” (Teary eyed)

The girls rubbing his shoulder,

Chinese Food Monk,
“So I get your number right” (She’s writes it down like she would have given it to anyone in the world.)

Chinese Food Monk,
(To the other monk), “we both got numbers let’s go!”

Int. A date?!

Icon,
“It didn’t go so well I don’t think ill see her again.”

Icon notices Echo in the same situation and then gets his pet going at who’s chasing Echo in teamwork, Icons pet takes out the Blade master.

Int. Kylin Members Amping up

Switching between a couple Kylin who are in depth con mode with their lights off in the dark focusing on slowly making moves in the game.
An Archer from Kylin lines up his sight and one hits a Kingdom archer.
Down a side lane Kingdom gets sneak attacked and starts losing towards there’s and Dejavu, they are looking mischievous and incredible, assisting each other left and right, not caring about the team. Taking out a few mixed classes.

A wizard named Hudini, eyes Desiree and an Ultimate from Hudini and,
“Yah!!” Desirees down

All the sudden Michael a Blademaster start smashing and stunning,
“Booyah!”

**** is archering knocking out clerics then uses his aoe debuff.
Kingdom has lost all their towers, they all gather in a push formation for One last online hurrah
Kingdom is moving forward… it resembles a rectangle with squads to the side.
Togeather the Archers start their Ultimates, a few start running out then out of nowhere a line of Kingdom BMs come rushing in, then Mages and Clerics use Ultimates, .. a Bam
Siva Blademaster rushes up to stun a catapult crew, a Blademaster from the crew keeps Siva stunned as others run through. Dark_One right next to him pulls a Ultimate.
Two Venomancers Elixir and RedBetty start teaming up both sending their pets at stray archers, theres

Int. Full Moon.

Moon using a controller on his TV to play PWI, theres a keyboard to the side and a few wires hanging out.

Int. Back to the TW.

Yenn and Moon teaming up on a Kylin Archer, RedBetty gose for Yenn, out of nowhere three Kingdom Archers on the ground including Martin, MrG, starts in and sleeps RedBetty, start assisting each other knocking out a pet,
Tigerlily gose after the Kylin Leader Xulin, Xulin one hits the pet then gose for Lily and hes a lilys down.
TaiShang a cleric is sleeping a Archer running around, gets sleept by Ascii, they just sleep each other back and forth for like 5 minutes in TW.
Akyiem and SOTK joins in on Ascii and he’s down, the four Kylin meet up with the rest, it’s a full line war, down the pass.
Two Kingdom venos debuff, then a few archers launch open Ultimates.

Int. Kylinapult!

Icon,
“Catapult Tekkblade” (Voice Chat)

Icon gose into fox into the fire fight back and forth and debuffs the catapult, then aoe debuffs on the way out.

Icon,
“MrG, Hudini, Frost, Catapult” (Voice Chat)

MrG,
“On it!!

Few seconds later the catapult is down.
Timmgicstr is eyeing Icon, gets a Hit, some Veno’s go for Icon with their pet.

Icon,
“Buff up were all going in”

Kingdom Gathers a big push and a side attack, dose a push like a wedge down the middle and a squad down the side lane.

Int. VICTORY!

Kingdom Reigns Victorious!
The voice client goes wild with cheering!! At the win!!

XuLin, (Whispers to Icon)
“Good game”

Icon,
“You too!”

Int. A unexpected Spectator!

Sean happen to be playing the game and gazing on at a Victory of Kingdom,
Seans,
”Yeah!!!” Hes extremely excited in real life.

Int. A winning Kiss!

Yourichi and Urahara Start kissing in real life sitting next to eachother at a cyber cafe.

Int. Digital Love!

Int. Film Credits

Credits, a Montague of photos and featured animations from PWI
Girl dancing line with Kalyarra, Lulu, Cristall, Desiree, Zara, Yoruichi, Tisha, Gloom
Zoroaster a Barbarian is like a harry tiger chasing a girl Ansiel…

Alex is trying his hardest to cyber over the Voice chat with Desiree, you see real life scenes with him at the computer “Ohh yahh” “What how am I going to do that?”

There are a lot of monks living inside a monastery playing computer games in stalls.

Barbapooper is now on a houseboat playing at a desktop below deck, (Barbapoopers mom and man are having sex, while hes playing games)
“I hear Buttsounds.”
*

There’s a video of a Asian signing David Hasselhof

Homeless white guy, “Go Kingdom!”

Pressing out more Barbapooper
Barbapooper,(On the Toilet)
“Babbababbababa”(In pain)

Kylin the Asian faction in the game is just standing around in suits, suits Asian suits.

Barbapooper is walking along a path a little funny, and on the ground is a bow reading Firmament, “Firm sht?” someone dropped a Firmament. He picks it “Firmament” and equips the firmament bow waving it around a little bit, and heads off into the sunset singing, “Firmament, Firmament, Firmament, Firmament….”