Spazz's guide to horribly impossible stupidly expensive gear!

SpazzMcAps - Harshlands
SpazzMcAps - Harshlands Posts: 2,561 Arc User
edited March 2012 in Blademaster
alright so maelael told me to right a guide so i did

Stuff
Scenario one: You just won the 300 million dollar lottery and need something to spend it on
Scenario 2: You are an average Joe with a nice house, nice car and a family
Scenario three: you are poor as the average Canadian citizen, but you have maaaad programing skills


We will start with scenario one
Gear wise
So you just won the lottery and you need something to spend it on. Look no further than Perfect World International. So you made a blademaster and just got to level 101 and you have decided to cashshop yourself a nice set of r9 and an interval set up.

R9 build: http://pwcalc.com/b010a7fb93853764
You dont need a pve set up because thats all thats left. all you want to do is pvp

you may have noticed some of these items arent in the game
thats where the canadian hacker comes in

Scenario 2
Alright so you got a nice house, a car and a family. Those things are worthless. What you want to do is take your nice family in your nice car on a trip to Canada. In Canada slavery is legal and you are going to want to sell your family as slaves.
When you get back to your home country sell your house and nice car and move in with your parents (if not parents then a friend)

Alright So you have a boatload of money and want a pvp and a pve set up. You dont have enough to hire the hacker so no +20vit stones for you
Pve set up: http://pwcalc.com/650697a3bba53479
Alright since you dont have quite as much money as scenario one you will need a pve set up as well
Pvp set up: http://pwcalc.com/e414549790d1eed6

Scenario three
So your the hacker
you dont need loads of money
you dont need 2 builds
you just do someone like this http://pwcalc.com/2b58f51960799f94
so now your a gm. and your not a poor hobo anymore so you just go afk and spawn dinosaurs
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  • SpazzMcAps - Harshlands
    SpazzMcAps - Harshlands Posts: 2,561 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Alright so now you have a set of op gear and you wanna stretch your e-peen. The best way to do this is by killing people who are around lvl 30. The way you want to do that is either camp the area around orchid temple or broken bow bluff. all you have to do is roar of the pride and one hit from your axe should do it. a problem you may face is higher lvls attacking you. what you want to do then is tank there hits and as soon as possible leap back. take this time to marrow and bell and or build chi. if it is a sin or an archer pop will of the bodi (your antistun) just in case you miss. run at them hit them with drake bash to either one hit them or set yourself up for a charm bypass. if you tick there charm then what you want to do is use a combo of skills to do damage and keep there charm ticking. what I like to do is drake bash > drake sweep> fan of flames>drakes ray> roar of the pride> highland cleave> fissure> occult ice(genie skill)> drake sweep>fan of flames>drakes ray> if one of your main stuns is of cooldown use that if not aoliean blade> if the stun procs use highland cleave and fissure if not then leap back and gain chi.
    If you are scenario one you should be sage. scenario two you could be either. if you are demon then remarrow and bell if you are sage use master li's.
  • SpazzMcAps - Harshlands
    SpazzMcAps - Harshlands Posts: 2,561 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Alright so you have pro gear. And it's a fact that people with pro gear get asked to help. This doesnt apply to scenario one. So lets say somebody wants help with their fb19. What you do is pull the entire instance and kill them all in one aoe. proceed to twitch the boss to death.



    will work on this more later
  • SpazzMcAps - Harshlands
    SpazzMcAps - Harshlands Posts: 2,561 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    -reserved-
  • SpazzMcAps - Harshlands
    SpazzMcAps - Harshlands Posts: 2,561 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    will elaborate on how to play with your epicly expensive builds later
  • Maelael - Heavens Tear
    Maelael - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,497 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Spazz you can do better than this.

    I've seen you write concise, meaningful posts. Get on it :P
    pwcalc.com/bb6fc16982637a5c / pwcalc.com/28948ee5778526f5
  • SpazzMcAps - Harshlands
    SpazzMcAps - Harshlands Posts: 2,561 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    it was very concise. but i tried to copy pasted from word and it screwed it all up. but the quality is there
  • SpazzMcAps - Harshlands
    SpazzMcAps - Harshlands Posts: 2,561 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    bump we need more people to see this
  • _Mg_Zr - Heavens Tear
    _Mg_Zr - Heavens Tear Posts: 562 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    alright so maelael told me to right a guide so i did

    So thats how we get stuff done.

    Well then could you please follow this fantastic guide up with a guide on how not to fail with your end game gear?
    b:victory b:pleased
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    _Mg_Zr - level 100 sage Barb / level 101 demon r9 aps barb on Harshlands
    Mg_Zr - level 100 demon Psychic
    _mg_zr_ - level 100 demon Blademaster
    |\/|erlin_ 7x Wizard
    Makaveli_ - 8x Harshlands sin
  • _Mg_Zr - Heavens Tear
    _Mg_Zr - Heavens Tear Posts: 562 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Spazz you can do better than this.

    I've seen you write concise, meaningful posts. Get on it :P

    Yeah come on Spazz b:surrender
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    _Mg_Zr - level 100 sage Barb / level 101 demon r9 aps barb on Harshlands
    Mg_Zr - level 100 demon Psychic
    _mg_zr_ - level 100 demon Blademaster
    |\/|erlin_ 7x Wizard
    Makaveli_ - 8x Harshlands sin
  • SpazzMcAps - Harshlands
    SpazzMcAps - Harshlands Posts: 2,561 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    alright alright ill see what i can do
  • SpazzMcAps - Harshlands
    SpazzMcAps - Harshlands Posts: 2,561 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Next section done
  • _Angelina_ - Harshlands
    _Angelina_ - Harshlands Posts: 43 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Dude....


    u have a lot of free time...

    uhmm.... spend it on something useful... instead trolling forums...

    i should do that... ! b:bye
  • SpazzMcAps - Harshlands
    SpazzMcAps - Harshlands Posts: 2,561 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Dude....


    u have a lot of free time...

    uhmm.... spend it on something useful... instead trolling forums...

    i should do that... ! b:bye

    Im sick i have way too much free time
  • _Mg_Zr - Heavens Tear
    _Mg_Zr - Heavens Tear Posts: 562 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    alright alright ill see what i can do

    Ty lol
    b:chuckle
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    _Mg_Zr - level 100 sage Barb / level 101 demon r9 aps barb on Harshlands
    Mg_Zr - level 100 demon Psychic
    _mg_zr_ - level 100 demon Blademaster
    |\/|erlin_ 7x Wizard
    Makaveli_ - 8x Harshlands sin
  • SpazzMcAps - Harshlands
    SpazzMcAps - Harshlands Posts: 2,561 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Ty lol
    b:chuckle

    gonna work on how to behave in instances next
  • Chikers - Sanctuary
    Chikers - Sanctuary Posts: 99 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    http://pwcalc.com/2b58f51960799f94

    someone forgot to buff themselves!

    b:laugh
  • _Mg_Zr - Heavens Tear
    _Mg_Zr - Heavens Tear Posts: 562 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    http://pwcalc.com/2b58f51960799f94

    someone forgot to buff themselves!

    b:laugh

    Some one else forgot to fully buff themseles lol http://pwcalc.com/a51564674389e2e6 b:surrender
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    _Mg_Zr - level 100 sage Barb / level 101 demon r9 aps barb on Harshlands
    Mg_Zr - level 100 demon Psychic
    _mg_zr_ - level 100 demon Blademaster
    |\/|erlin_ 7x Wizard
    Makaveli_ - 8x Harshlands sin
  • SpazzMcAps - Harshlands
    SpazzMcAps - Harshlands Posts: 2,561 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Does it really need buffs?
  • MsDominatrix - Heavens Tear
    MsDominatrix - Heavens Tear Posts: 204 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Go spazz! I'm looking forward to your guide.

    @Maelael: Make a guide too! You're awesome at it. I should know. :D
    Whether you think you can or you can't, either way you're right. -Henry Ford
  • SpazzMcAps - Harshlands
    SpazzMcAps - Harshlands Posts: 2,561 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    Thanks for the support working on how to stretch your e-peen in instances soon. Just need to test a few things
  • SpazzMcAps - Harshlands
    SpazzMcAps - Harshlands Posts: 2,561 Arc User
    edited March 2012
    bump more done on guide