what is your favorite irl skill?

Semis_Inferi - Archosaur
Semis_Inferi - Archosaur Posts: 198 Arc User
edited February 2012 in Off-Topic Discussion
my personal favorite,one which i use often,is this


Package Rage lvl 10

does damage equal to base physical attack +100% of rage damage...has a 10%
chance to completely destroy the box...skill dmg vs plastic clamshell packages is reduced by 50%....completely ineffective against glass jars


and i suspect the debuggers and devs use this one alot

Divide By Zero/ZOMG EVACUATE!

does base magic damage + dmg equal to the target`s connection speed...range =worldwide...has a 25% chance to cause an error in the system core code and completely offline the game

(might be in the wrong section here,but id figure id post here first to get people to see it)
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  • Noel - Dreamweaver
    Noel - Dreamweaver Posts: 57 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Semis_Inferi - Archosaur wrote: »
    what is your favorite *** skill?
    You're not allowed to name games made by competing companies here.

    ijs b:surrender
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  • Semis_Inferi - Archosaur
    Semis_Inferi - Archosaur Posts: 198 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    its an abbreviation you...IRL = IN REAL LIFE
  • Noel - Dreamweaver
    Noel - Dreamweaver Posts: 57 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    ...and the joke just went clear over your head.
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  • Semis_Inferi - Archosaur
    Semis_Inferi - Archosaur Posts: 198 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    keep on topic you...this was spost to get people talking and cheer them up >.>
  • Safeng - Sanctuary
    Safeng - Sanctuary Posts: 336 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Noel - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    You're not allowed to name games made by competing companies here.

    ijs b:surrender

    b:laugh Good one.

    Mines 'Ban idiocy' :p What it does? Well obvious, duh.
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  • Sir_Puma - Raging Tide
    Sir_Puma - Raging Tide Posts: 780 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    My favorite skill is :

    "Perfect timing use"

    Get into a Warsong, start it, then go shave, make a sandwich or 2, make a coffee and sit back down with all ready before the 10 mins is even passed...

    b:laugh
    Proud supporter of the new expansion. Sure it has it's share of bugs, like any games. But for a pure farmer/grinder, that's a whole lot of new mobs to go beat up b:chuckle
  • Michael_Dark - Lost City
    Michael_Dark - Lost City Posts: 9,091 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    IRL is the biggest and best MMO ever made. b:pleased
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  • truekossy
    truekossy Posts: 7,021 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Michael_Dark - Lost City wrote: »
    IRL is the biggest and best MMO ever made. b:pleased

    True but it needs to tweak the PK system. I still haven't even managed my first in it! b:cry
  • Eccii - Raging Tide
    Eccii - Raging Tide Posts: 481 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Fav IRL skill?

    Get paid weekly.
    Retired on Barb-
    Currently playing mystic-
  • SoulPeace - Sanctuary
    SoulPeace - Sanctuary Posts: 172 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Does trolling in the forum count as irl skill?
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  • fuzzywuzz
    fuzzywuzz Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Fuzzy placing this in off-topic.


    -moved-
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  • Crystyl - Dreamweaver
    Crystyl - Dreamweaver Posts: 112 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Mine would have to be "Common Sense" skill. Very hard to level and very few people know how to use it. Some don't even know it exists IRL.
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  • Jeremied - Sanctuary
    Jeremied - Sanctuary Posts: 2,259 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Hmm, my personal favorite skill has gotta be the "Fountain of Useless Knowlege".

    Did you know that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words? :D It's also very fun to spell!
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  • Reikara - Heavens Tear
    Reikara - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,321 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Socrates's Sacrifice

    User becomes socially aliented by the insane, accused of being insane.
    Ironically causes caster to actually descent towards insanity and
    causes "depression" status, inciting a state of philosophical rage.
    Absorb a large amount of beneficial levels to verbally brawl with a
    dogmatic derp.


    Sacrifices + 10 care level towards society and + 50 mental points for
    + 10 % critical thought chance and + 30 deeper awareness level of existence

    Increases threat level towards the status quo.
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  • Hazumi_chan - Sanctuary
    Hazumi_chan - Sanctuary Posts: 1,264 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    My favourite irl skill...hm...

    awefull logic :D
    Brings down the serious target to your level and confuses it, usually distracts and makes the target laugh.

    ignore!
    well.. duh.

    anti-rambling.
    emotionlessly glare at the target.
    25% chance to make them stumble at their words,
    25% chance the target shuts up,
    25% chance to make the target do both of the above and yell "what!?"
    25% chance the target resists and keeps rambling. <50% chance when it's parents ._." >

    b:avoid
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  • Wolfssohn - Sanctuary
    Wolfssohn - Sanctuary Posts: 1,535 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Got a few...

    "I'm sexy and I know it..." (AoE)
    - Tell people how awesome ya look...

    Effect(s):
    50% Chance to interrupt & confuse the targets...
    20% Chance to get aggro instantly...

    "Grim Reaper's Face..." (togglable Passive)
    - Your face changes to somethin' grim & sinister...

    Effect(s):
    90% Chance to avoid enemies...
    15% Chance to fear allies...

    "Have a drink..." (Buff)
    - Drink some Beer, Vodka or other alcoholic drinks...

    Effect(s):
    +20 Strength...
    -10 Intelligence...
    -5 Speed...
    10% Chance to confuse target when usein' a spell...
    Reduces cooldown of "I'm sexy and I know it..."
  • Tye - Harshlands
    Tye - Harshlands Posts: 64 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Favorite Skill: "Ladies Man" buff.

    Effect:

    - 100% chance to make any woman turn her head and daydream about you. Permanent buff.

    - While Ladies Man is in effect--has a 90% chance to cause "Euphoria" for 45 minutes - 2 hours.
  • ZackMystic - Harshlands
    ZackMystic - Harshlands Posts: 325 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Hazumi_chan - Sanctuary wrote: »
    My favourite irl skill...hm...

    awefull logic :D
    Brings down the serious target to your level and confuses it, usually distracts and makes the target laugh.

    ignore!
    well.. duh.

    anti-rambling.
    emotionlessly glare at the target.
    25% chance to make them stumble at their words,
    25% chance the target shuts up,
    25% chance to make the target do both of the above and yell "what!?"
    25% chance the target resists and keeps rambling. <50% chance when it's parents ._." >

    b:avoid

    You just won the game b:chuckle
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  • gregxd
    gregxd Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Nun-chuck skills
  • SpazzMcAps - Harshlands
    SpazzMcAps - Harshlands Posts: 2,561 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    resist logic
    has a 100% chance to stun and confuse target while making them say WHAT THE FUUU
    has a chance to activate the spasm status


    fist pump
    if spasm status is acitve 50% chance to hit target and chance to activate kindapping status


    chloroform
    if kidnapping status is active has a 100% chance to sleep target and reduce resistances by 500%
  • SpazzMcAps - Harshlands
    SpazzMcAps - Harshlands Posts: 2,561 Arc User
    edited February 2012
    Noel - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    You're not allowed to name games made by competing companies here.

    ijs b:surrender

    i lol'd irl
    +9001

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