Most funny AFK response

BerserkBeast - Sanctuary
BerserkBeast - Sanctuary Posts: 1,417 Arc User
edited July 2012 in General Discussion
**Contest**

Post your most funny AFK response,winner gets 1000M(Imaginary coins)

Some I found(Not mine :O)

"AFK or just ignoring you"
"I forgot AFK response on,but maybe Im really AFK!"
"Im AFK,what about you?"
"Guess what"
"Having fun with my gf brb"

etc etc
The only way to beat a troll is....to troll him back b:angry
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  • Xainou - Sanctuary
    Xainou - Sanctuary Posts: 5,369 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    My cleric got 'AFK, talk after the beeeeeep' b:chuckle
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  • Traz - Dreamweaver
    Traz - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,843 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    Before tiger event I put on "My buffs are broken and I need uncanny to fix them."
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    "Also I don't think actually playing through the game helps your skill either."

    -And we wonder why this game has gone to hell b:cute
  • Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear
    Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,864 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    I used to pull this one before they actually turned the format into ''PlayerX Auto Response:'' so you couldn't really tell if it really was an AFK response or not.

    Dude: Hey
    Me: Hey
    Dude: Can you help me?
    Me: Hey
    Dude: what?
    Me: Hey
    Dude: hello?
    Me: Hey
    Dude: ...
    Me: Hey
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  • truekossy
    truekossy Posts: 7,021 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    I used to have fun with auto message spams back before they fixed it so that autos didn't trigger others

    Would be something like

    Me: I like cake.
    Friend's Auto: Is that so?
    My Auto: Indeed it is.
    Friend's Auto: Is that so?
    My Auto: Indeed it is.
    Friend's Auto: Is that so?
    My Auto: Indeed it is.
    Friend's Auto: Is that so?
    My Auto: Indeed it is.
    Friend's Auto: Is that so?
    My Auto: Indeed it is.
    Friend's Auto: Is that so?
    My Auto: Indeed it is.
    Friend's Auto: Is that so?
    My Auto: Indeed it is.
    Friend's Auto: Is that so?
    My Auto: Indeed it is.

    etc til it filled up the entire chat. We'd have random variations of that pretty often when we felt like it.
  • seitori
    seitori Posts: 1,328 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    !!IF Your Reading This ~,~' Alteast I Won't PK U!!

    Works great! For Cool DOWN Time!!
  • Eoria - Harshlands
    Eoria - Harshlands Posts: 6,118 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I used to pull this one before they actually turned the format into ''PlayerX Auto Response:'' so you couldn't really tell if it really was an AFK response or not.

    Dude: Hey
    Me: Hey
    Dude: Can you help me?
    Me: Hey
    Dude: what?
    Me: Hey
    Dude: hello?
    Me: Hey
    Dude: ...
    Me: Hey

    Reminds me of a guildie of mine that put "yea" as his afk message. Someone actually had a conversation with it once, lol.
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  • Traz - Dreamweaver
    Traz - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,843 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    Eoria - Harshlands wrote: »
    Reminds me of a guildie of mine that put "yea" as his afk message. Someone actually had a conversation with it once, lol.

    Yeah is not a good AFK message because it allows me to ask questions they definitely don't want to say yeah too.

    b:cute
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    "Also I don't think actually playing through the game helps your skill either."

    -And we wonder why this game has gone to hell b:cute
  • Lynzeya - Dreamweaver
    Lynzeya - Dreamweaver Posts: 75 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    I once had this, and tried talkin' with it when my archer was a noob..

    Me: You there?
    Player: Eating Pie atm
    Me: can I have a piece?
    Player: Eating Pie Atm
    Me:...

    It got preeety interesting >>
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  • _Shakez_ - Lost City
    _Shakez_ - Lost City Posts: 32 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    ok this is me askin a sin a question about making money on sins
    me:hey i just wanna know if its hard for sins to make money
    sin: go QQ somewhere else
    me:But i just wanted to know
    sin:go QQ somewhere else
    me:but its just a question plsss
    sin:go QQ somewhere else
    me:lol hmm ok thn man later
    sin:go QQ somewhere else
    sin: oh hey they n no its not hard :)



    i must say i had quite a laugh after thisb:laugh
  • _Perses_ - Lost City
    _Perses_ - Lost City Posts: 1,917 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    Best one i've found was from a 10x sin while I was on my cleric reading world chat doing his culti.


    Sin auto-response: AFK - Jacking off into sock before work.


    I almost fell over laughing
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  • Divine_Death - Harshlands
    Divine_Death - Harshlands Posts: 323 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    truekossy wrote: »
    I used to have fun with auto message spams back before they fixed it so that autos didn't trigger others.

    Why ofc! This is the most important bug to fix in game!
  • John_Smith - Harshlands
    John_Smith - Harshlands Posts: 865 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    _Perses_ - Lost City wrote: »
    Best one i've found was from a 10x sin while I was on my cleric reading world chat doing his culti.


    Sin auto-response: AFK - Jacking off into sock before work.


    I almost fell over laughing

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  • _blood_rain - Sanctuary
    _blood_rain - Sanctuary Posts: 2,532 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    Afk responses that encourage people to conversate before realizing its an afk response are always hilarious

    A friend of mine once set my afk message to "afk- on the rag" and turned it on. Next time i got online, the first person to pm me was like b:shocked

    I've also set my afk message to something like "wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" so that when people pm me, their chat gets spammed with w's. It gets on their nerves :3
  • NinnaXXX - Sanctuary
    NinnaXXX - Sanctuary Posts: 430 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    Xainou - Sanctuary wrote: »
    My cleric got 'AFK, talk after the beeeeeep' b:chuckle

    i use tht one O=< well somehow more like..

    " Leave a mess after the beep! " =p others i use sometimes..
    " AFK on skype! dun pm me<3 "
    " Your soul's mine now muwha "
    " I like pie wbu? "
    " I sold your gears! "
    tht was about it b:chuckle
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  • VenusArmani - Dreamweaver
    VenusArmani - Dreamweaver Posts: 6,009 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    I used to have one that said

    "afk, probably eating."

    But I always forget to turn it off, so one day I got this

    guildie: Hey, bh59?
    Me auto response: Afk, probably eating."
    guildie: OMFG, your always eating! Fatty!
    Me auto response: afk, probably eating
    guildie: >:(
    Me: just forgot to turn it off
    guildie: Oh.....






    Me:awkward silence
    b:chuckle


    None of these are mine:

    AFK-doing your mom

    AFK, so don't talk to me
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  • LeroyJinkens - Heavens Tear
    LeroyJinkens - Heavens Tear Posts: 18 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    "AFK looking up pern"
    from xXRENEGADEXx
  • Fenora - Sanctuary
    Fenora - Sanctuary Posts: 128 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    I put my afk message to *not healing buffing rezzing anyone right now* and sometimes i put it to *buffs 100k*
  • Shayd - Raging Tide
    Shayd - Raging Tide Posts: 475 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    I used to put ''Really? Tell me more''
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  • Angel_Spawn - Sanctuary
    Angel_Spawn - Sanctuary Posts: 3,034 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    Shayd - Raging Tide wrote: »
    I used to put ''Really? Tell me more''

    I`ll use this 1 b:chuckle

    Mine were simple involving "afk."
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  • ZoracGallant - Raging Tide
    ZoracGallant - Raging Tide Posts: 1,624 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    I've had quite a few, I like to change them up but lets see if I can remember my favoritesb:chuckle

    I didn't know she was your sister
    Catshop Quest
    I am a Catshop why are you PMing me
    Bitting someone BRB
    Did you ****?
    YOU DID WHAT?
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  • KuiXing - Harshlands
    KuiXing - Harshlands Posts: 1,084 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    A friend of mine had his as "maybe", a guy had a conversation with it while he was doing bh with me. b:chuckle

    Currently I have mine as Donovan is a smexy hippo

    b:avoid
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  • Salari - Raging Tide
    Salari - Raging Tide Posts: 2,102 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    "AFK-Botting"
    Marine - Marshall - Raging Tides - Retired
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  • DeffyNature - Archosaur
    DeffyNature - Archosaur Posts: 1,400 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    I changed the afk message for a friend of mine into " Sorry, busy shaving my legs and eating cheesecake" b:cute
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  • Gwendolynne - Heavens Tear
    Gwendolynne - Heavens Tear Posts: 816 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    I usually use a variation of some song lyrics >.>;; I'm not that creative =(
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  • Michael_Dark - Lost City
    Michael_Dark - Lost City Posts: 9,091 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    AFK trolling got stupid after they added the auto-response text.
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  • _Petal_ - Harshlands
    _Petal_ - Harshlands Posts: 499 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    Self-Destruct Sequence Activated!


    ....Works every time....bad for Catshop business though. b:sad
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  • Jacerai - Dreamweaver
    Jacerai - Dreamweaver Posts: 943 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    My barb's is "My wife won't let me talk to you."

    The cleric he's married to?
    "My husband won't let me talk to you."

    We do this every time we sit them somewhere after buffs.
    b:cute The world may be small, but it is far from known.

    Why the rage? It's a draining emotion.

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  • Yondarys - Dreamweaver
    Yondarys - Dreamweaver Posts: 23 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    *before removal of afk message spamming*

    My afk:Whatchu gunna do with all that junk. all that junk up in ur trunk?
    Friend's afk:Im gunna gunna get you drunk
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  • FkinMaltaMan - Sanctuary
    FkinMaltaMan - Sanctuary Posts: 536 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    Wasn't really "funny" but it had a name. Someone had "I hate you, afk catshop" and he really never turned it off. It got called the JSD reply after a time xD
    youtube.com/user/maltaeye

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  • _Perses_ - Lost City
    _Perses_ - Lost City Posts: 1,917 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    This is something I just put on my psychic cause of all the lowbie's crying when I killed them:


    IT'S PEANUT-BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!



    Most of them leave since it's in all caps, right after PM'ing me :3


    Wish they removed the character limit for the afk msg, then i would put the whole song :>
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