For the first time!

Hideori - Lost City
Hideori - Lost City Posts: 530 Arc User
edited January 2012 in General Discussion
For the first time, please learn this once and for all of you miserable life! Blademaster is NOT CLERIC We cannot replace them don't ****ing expect me to show up and:
-Buff whole squad with def buff, it costs MANA! I cant remember how much, but I think it's over 9000!!
-Buff you at all... I hate when some noobfish coming near and ask for buff and I have to tell them EVERYTIME that I cannot buff somebody who is just near me! YOU HAVE TO BE IN MY MOTHERF.. *cough* SQUAD!! Im not cleric I cant just fly around and buff everyone.
-Expect me to heal whole squad because everyone is tank and just crush into group of mobs raging ''OMFG Blademaster noob y u no heal!'' and kick me out!! Blademasters CAN ONLY HEAL THEMSELVES!! AND IT COSTS THE WHOLE SPARK!!! and tons of mana!!

thats all. have a good day. b:bye


update: this is our mate who have similar problems:
http://pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=1268051

what a coinsidence...
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  • _blood_rain - Sanctuary
    _blood_rain - Sanctuary Posts: 2,532 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    lolwtf

    (+1 post count)
  • TheUnderLord - Lost City
    TheUnderLord - Lost City Posts: 139 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    _blood_rain - Sanctuary wrote: »
    lolwtf

    That's what I was thinking.
    "yesterday was history, tomorrow is a mystery....but today it is a gift, that is why it is called the present."

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  • Hideori - Lost City
    Hideori - Lost City Posts: 530 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    _blood_rain - Sanctuary wrote: »
    lolwtf

    (+1 post count)

    http://pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=1268051
  • Divine_Death - Harshlands
    Divine_Death - Harshlands Posts: 323 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    And Kritty, this is why my thread should have been left alone.
  • truekossy
    truekossy Posts: 7,021 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    trololololololololol
  • Kehrendorh - Archosaur
    Kehrendorh - Archosaur Posts: 492 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    This takes the cake as the failest troll of the year. And its only Jan of 2012.

    Might as well **** the rest of the year and skip right next to 2013, yeh?
  • seitori
    seitori Posts: 1,328 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    HMMMmmmm b:question I wonder if all the (thread montages) have made the original QQ threads OP Poster feel better yet, or just annoyed them??????b:chuckle


    I wouldn't be suprised if the next thread too make fun of the original thread, will be a (Geiko Cromag Caveman skit) Or a scene skit from the original (Star Trek Series) with (Bones) whining to (Jim Kirk) about "b:angry ! !!D*MN*T! JIM!! I'M a DOCTOR! not an R9! SAGE PSYCHIC!! ! b:irritated"



    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!b:laugh
  • Hideori - Lost City
    Hideori - Lost City Posts: 530 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    this iz not troltread, Im serious.

    and I am peacock.
  • Exiirah - Lost City
    Exiirah - Lost City Posts: 143 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    Uh. Okay. b:shocked
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  • TheUnderLord - Lost City
    TheUnderLord - Lost City Posts: 139 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    Hideori - Lost City wrote: »
    this iz not troltread, Im serious.

    and I am peacock.


    also reminds me of the many scenes in The Other Guys when Mark Wahlberg proclaimed: "I'm a Peacock, you gotta let me fly!"

    Classic. b:laugh
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  • seitori
    seitori Posts: 1,328 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    TheUnderLord - Lost City wrote: »
    also reminds me of the many scenes in The Other Guys when Mark Wahlberg proclaimed: "I'm a Peacock, you gotta let me fly!"

    Classic. b:laugh


    b:chuckle I actually met Mark Wahlberg once when I used to work at the FOXWOODs Casino in CT. And I Carded him when he tried to enter the towers main casino room (floor/area) during a fight night in early 2002! b:chuckle


    It shocked the **** outta me! when I read his name on his 'Drivers Liscence'


    He had kept all his old (MARKY MARK) Concert Outfits, from his music days. And was wearing 1 of his stage sets, so no one would recognize him! "LoL!! The Dude looked 18 in them!!" And I'lll be D*mn*D!! if it didn't work perfectly!! no one realised it was him, not even the photographers, who were there for that fight night......... LMAO!! Kudos too him! For his ingenious (fan & Paparazzii evasion) tactics!!!!    b:victory
  • DuckTapez - Archosaur
    DuckTapez - Archosaur Posts: 855 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    Kehrendorh - Archosaur wrote: »
    This takes the cake as the failest troll of the year. And its only Jan of 2012.

    Might as well **** the rest of the year and skip right next to 2013, yeh?

    what 2013?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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  • SadieMae - Lost City
    SadieMae - Lost City Posts: 30 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    I made a thread yesterday to ask a simple question. It got closed immediately after being half answered. This obvious troll thread still lives.
    Apparently rules apply to some thread but not others...
  • Sarrafeline - Sanctuary
    Sarrafeline - Sanctuary Posts: 4,661 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    This is not going to turn out well...

    lul

    it will be an amusing trip along the way to the 'not end well' part though XD
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    100 Demon BM*/Barb
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    95 Demon Wiz/
    94 Sage Veno
    85 Psy/80 Mystic
    And a handful of other alts, all 79 and under.
    *Pre RB level
  • Divine_Death - Harshlands
    Divine_Death - Harshlands Posts: 323 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    The awkwardness of you telling a great joke then someone tells the exact same joke 5 minutes later.
  • Jadsia - Lost City
    Jadsia - Lost City Posts: 1,322 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    Hideori - Lost City wrote: »
    For the first time, please learn this once and for all of you miserable life! Blademaster is NOT CLERIC We cannot replace them don't ****ing expect me to show up and:
    -Buff whole squad with def buff, it costs MANA! I cant remember how much, but I think it's over 9000!!
    -Buff you at all... I hate when some noobfish coming near and ask for buff and I have to tell them EVERYTIME that I cannot buff somebody who is just near me! YOU HAVE TO BE IN MY MOTHERF.. *cough* SQUAD!! Im not cleric I cant just fly around and buff everyone.
    -Expect me to heal whole squad because everyone is tank and just crush into group of mobs raging ''OMFG Blademaster noob y u no heal!'' and kick me out!! Blademasters CAN ONLY HEAL THEMSELVES!! AND IT COSTS THE WHOLE SPARK!!! and tons of mana!!

    thats all. have a good day. b:bye

    Annnnd this is how you can become KoS on a PvP server.
    I **** bigger than you...

    Shut up and play the game.....Damn
  • lordhanzo
    lordhanzo Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    seitori wrote: »
    HMMMmmmm b:question I wonder if all the (thread montages) have made the original QQ threads OP Poster feel better yet, or just annoyed them??????b:chuckle


    I wouldn't be suprised if the next thread too make fun of the original thread, will be a (Geiko Cromag Caveman skit) Or a scene skit from the original (Star Trek Series) with (Bones) whining to (Jim Kirk) about "b:angry ! !!D*MN*T! JIM!! I'M a DOCTOR! not an R9! SAGE PSYCHIC!! ! b:irritated"



    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!b:laugh

    I actually enjoy reading this rainbow text :0
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    I'm on Heavens Tear!
  • _Surreal_ - Heavens Tear
    _Surreal_ - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,458 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    1/10 for effort.
    TheEmpire

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  • BerserkBeast - Sanctuary
    BerserkBeast - Sanctuary Posts: 1,417 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    Epic thread is epic
    The only way to beat a troll is....to troll him back b:angry
  • Decus - Dreamweaver
    Decus - Dreamweaver Posts: 5,033 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    plusone :o
    Proving that not only archers do math since 2009. b:victory
    Current math challenge: pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=1029711&page=45
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • Lenestro - Sanctuary
    Lenestro - Sanctuary Posts: 490 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    y u no bell?

    +1
  • kruze999
    kruze999 Posts: 112 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    Heals or GTFO
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Sagek - Sanctuary
    Sagek - Sanctuary Posts: 1,156 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    I heal with my fist.

    #1 BM Healer on Sanc server.

    booya.
  • Tatuaje - Lost City
    Tatuaje - Lost City Posts: 2,780 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    Funniest thread eva!!! b:victory
    tatuaje: grinding mobs and zhenning ???
    frankieraye:All right, I admit it, it's a bit retro. lol.
  • Kehrendorh - Archosaur
    Kehrendorh - Archosaur Posts: 492 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    And this, people, is the outcome of over-consumption of food coloring and preservatives before unprotected sex

    Just imagine, in 50 years....more than 75% of the worlds population will act like the OP.

    Scary thought, right? I am terrified.
  • Michael_Dark - Lost City
    Michael_Dark - Lost City Posts: 9,091 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    Hideori - Lost City wrote: »
    For the first time, please learn this once and for all of you miserable life! Blademaster is NOT CLERIC We cannot replace them don't ****ing expect me to show up and:
    -Buff whole squad with def buff, it costs MANA! I cant remember how much, but I think it's over 9000!!
    -Buff you at all... I hate when some noobfish coming near and ask for buff and I have to tell them EVERYTIME that I cannot buff somebody who is just near me! YOU HAVE TO BE IN MY MOTHERF.. *cough* SQUAD!! Im not cleric I cant just fly around and buff everyone.
    -Expect me to heal whole squad because everyone is tank and just crush into group of mobs raging ''OMFG Blademaster noob y u no heal!'' and kick me out!! Blademasters CAN ONLY HEAL THEMSELVES!! AND IT COSTS THE WHOLE SPARK!!! and tons of mana!!

    thats all. have a good day. b:bye

    You're not a real BM because you forgot the most important one:

    -I'm not a dragon bi*ch. If you want my demon dragon, you'll need to pay me for it and the repair bill associated with it.

    xP
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  • Deceptistar - Sanctuary
    Deceptistar - Sanctuary Posts: 10,454 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    i noticed at the first post! :D
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  • Divine_Death - Harshlands
    Divine_Death - Harshlands Posts: 323 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    So Kritty you'd merge my thread but leave this copycat's alone? Pro ****.
  • Hideori - Lost City
    Hideori - Lost City Posts: 530 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    Divine_Death - Harshlands wrote: »
    So Kritty you'd merge my thread but leave this copycat's alone? Pro ****.

    ofcourse Kritty will leave my tread alone. this is serious tread. for players to know about BM and why they cannot change clerics and etc. this is important.

    this tread is serious as Serious Sam! and in all serious seriousnes peacock is serious bird. I m serious b:bye
  • Xena - Dreamweaver
    Xena - Dreamweaver Posts: 77 Arc User
    edited January 2012
    wtf? Ok the healing thing is ridiculous...you're right, we are not clerics but as a BM you should be giving Bell to your squad. Yeah it costs mp, but so what? That is what pots or charms are for. I know lots of people who ask for bell, because it significantly helps against bosses and mobs. Obviously if they want you to do it out of squad they just don't know better lol. Also, clerics consume large amounts of mp to hold up bb for us bm's to DD or tank. Yes, their mana pool is bigger most of the time but even so they use pots and/or charms to do their job. As should you, besides aura really doesn't take so much to where you can't compensate for the loss of mp. As it is most times you buff a squad before they do a boss or whatever so you have plently of time to pop a pot and be on your merry way. b:victory

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