post a strange catch phrase you may have used.

Me and my friends have a million of these, although I obviously don't use all of them anymore

I'm gonna punch you in the uterus

you better use protection so you don't get superultra megaherpalaids

such and such is the bomb.com

all that and a bag of chips

its on like donkey kong

i'm so hungry I could punch a horse

I'm jelly/ u jelly?

I'm gonna eat you and your first born child

learn.to.ENGLISH

Are your a Puerto Rican or a Puerto Rican't?

pish pish (said while pretending to slap someone on first one cheek, then the other)

Are you proud of that? (when someone makes a bad joke)

Oh Garcon, bring me a bucket me of shrimp. (said in a snooty voice, when someone is acting like something/someplace is fancier than it really is)

I'm gonna hit you so hard, you're gonna wish I didn't hit you so hard.

say it one mo again!

I gotta itch my knee/itch my leg (instead of you know, scratching it)



Most of these are movie/tv/internet meme references though, i'll admit. b:cute

Speaking for Hazu and me.. we mostly use...

CLERIC Y U NO HEALb:angry ... somehow originated from Sanctuary TWs and people yelling at venos Y U PURGE x'D

Well yeh, what Asgard said xD

With some rl friends...

ey man, your mom called. that you gotta shut up >:O

u jelly?

verzonnenbril. (it's a made up word out of 2 words, "verzonnen" which means made up, and "zonnebril" which means sunglasses xD)

no **** sherlock!

OW MY EYE! (if someone pokes you, or is about to, doesn't matter if it's on your knee or anywhere else. It's your eye now)

nice hair!

People why are you all acting so wild

EVERYTHING HAS TO BE BROKEN!

don't die it might kill you.

Livetrace that **** >:O (there's an option to trace an imagine in adobe illustrator, if you use it, most stuff will come out awefully ugly. We livetraced everything just for the fun x'D )

A looooong time ago someone in my faction would randomly say ABRA KADABRA! (or something like that, it was like 2 years ago) in faction chat when nobody was talking, and one time...

Her: ABRA KADABRA!
Me: Oh, hey guys what's goi- OH GOD MY ARM JUST TURNED INTO A CUCUMBER!

Those were fun times b:chuckle

"Mess with the best, lose like the rest!" said after winning.

"Ow. Ow. Ow. Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself!" utilizing Soul of Vengeance.

"IT'S A GUNDAM, SIR!"
"We're all going to die."
"Why?"
"Are you a nublet or something? THOSE THAT LAY EYES ON A GUNDAM NEVER LIVE TO TELL ABOUT IT!"
"...but Hoolen isn't a Gundam."
"Shh. Hush. It is a Gundam because I said so!b:angry"
"okay.jpg"

^-An odd conversation between my friend and I.

Oh and last, but not least:

"y did u do that? Q_Q" upon getting hit so hard that I temporarily resorted to chat speak. 500K hurts, okay?

I'm sleepy, please excuse any offense towards the language of much usage.

"nasal intercourse"

that is all O.o

Usually said to my roommate:
"The young and stupid should not insult the old, evil and pi$$ed off!"

Usually said to my roommate when he pi$$es me off in the game:
"Do NOT mess with elder barbs, cause you are squishy and tasty with ketchup!"

(he's a lvl 39 Barb with basic stuff, I am a lvl 81 Barb with Twilight gear fully socketed and refined +5...)

"I VOTE STAMPEDE! **** AND PILLAGE THE TOWNSPEOPLE OF PLUME! TROD ON THEIR PLANTS, PEE IN THEIR WATER. DISEMBODIED FLOWERBEDS FLOATING ON WINGS OF BLOOD AND GOOOOREEEEE!"

The mount parade in Sanctuary was deciding whether to run or walk to plume. Needless to say my vote won. We also made a mount fountain on top of some innocent bystanders. :d