The easy guide to becoming Gorgonnia's friend

Gorgonnia - Heavens Tear
Gorgonnia - Heavens Tear Posts: 327 Arc User
edited October 2011 in Etherblade (West)
Lately, Ive been receiving a lot of PMs from people asking me WHAT TO DO to become my friends. Given the huge amount of requests Ive decided to give you all some tips to be among the people that have the pleasure of spending their time with my holy being.

1) Being sexy, not only physically, but as a whole. A sexy person is always someone fun to hang out with. If you believe you are sexy, you can be even sexier than me! Wait, no. You cant, but you can always try!
2) Giving a damn about everything: you get banned? WHO CARES?! People yell at you in WC? WHO CARES?! People are offended by your sex talk? WHO CARES?! Be yourself and just give a damn about the whole rest of non-sexy people out there trying to bring you down (only because they cant be like you ;))
3) I dont know, Im out of ideas.

So, I have 3 spots for new friendships in my in-game FL. If you consider yourself worthy enough of my time so that I will stop WCing BS and **** in game 24/7, post here the reasons why I should be your friend and I will evaluate all the applications.

Thank you all for being interested in being a part of my life, you should all be thankful too for my even wasting my damn time on writing this.

Love,

Gorg

xox
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  • Mayatheia - Heavens Tear
    Mayatheia - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,033 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    ROFL gorgy <3
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  • HealPot - Heavens Tear
    HealPot - Heavens Tear Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    I am lucky to have him add me not only to his FL but to his facebook too <3


    *proud* <3
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    b:chuckle b:cute
  • Bale - Heavens Tear
    Bale - Heavens Tear Posts: 976 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Gorgonnia - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    my holy being.

    dont holy beings tend to end up dead, usualy after something very horrible happening to them....like heads chopped off (yes both)

    anyway, ill let you get back to the little boy who must currently be enjoying your holy being b:cute

    GL with this thread, I see it goin horribly astray b:surrender
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  • Knownase - Heavens Tear
    Knownase - Heavens Tear Posts: 6,959 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    This thread should be stickied, it provides great info on how to become a bit more social on HT, especially WC.
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  • X_trigger_X - Heavens Tear
    X_trigger_X - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,301 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Do I earn extra brownie points for having a webcam?
  • truekossy
    truekossy Posts: 7,021 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    WHO CARES?!

    Now that I have obviously mastered #1 and #2, I am fully qualified. b:cute
  • Gorgonnia - Heavens Tear
    Gorgonnia - Heavens Tear Posts: 327 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    truekossy wrote: »
    WHO CARES?!

    Now that I have obviously mastered #1 and #2, I am fully qualified. b:cute

    excellent job!
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  • Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear
    Duckingtiger - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,305 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    gorgy imma kick ur ***. I'm ur fb friend,totally cooler then pw. Also,I am sexier then you :Pb:chuckle
    mmmmmm tacos mmmmm

    Retired for good.
  • Zanryu - Dreamweaver
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver Posts: 7,261 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Hello, I would like to submit my application for your friendship. Even though we are not on the same server I am sure you will find that I am qualified.

    My name is Zanryu, I am an amazingly sexy man. I have good looks, lustrous hair, and sexy/mysterious glasses. I don't give a damn about what anyone has to say about me, I have been banned multiple times due to world chat violates so as you can tell I don't give a damn about the rules. That's right, I'm a bad boy, and I don't care what rule I break next, I may even steal a car tonight. You want me? No? Well fine, I don't give a damn about this either.

    *walks out calmly then lights the forums on fire and puts on my sexy/mysterious glasses*
  • Gorgonnia - Heavens Tear
    Gorgonnia - Heavens Tear Posts: 327 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Hello, I would like to submit my application for your friendship. Even though we are not on the same server I am sure you will find that I am qualified.

    My name is Zanryu, I am an amazingly sexy man. I have good looks, lustrous hair, and sexy/mysterious glasses. I don't give a damn about what anyone has to say about me, I have been banned multiple times due to world chat violates so as you can tell I don't give a damn about the rules. That's right, I'm a bad boy, and I don't care what rule I break next, I may even steal a car tonight. You want me? No? Well fine, I don't give a damn about this either.

    *walks out calmly then lights the forums on fire and puts on my sexy/mysterious glasses*

    me likey
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  • Bale - Heavens Tear
    Bale - Heavens Tear Posts: 976 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    i dont wear pants....ijs b:cute

    wait...i don't want to be your friend...and wouldn't it be easier and more fun to kidnap friends? b:chuckle
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  • Kyanelle - Heavens Tear
    Kyanelle - Heavens Tear Posts: 562 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Bale - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    i dont wear pants....ijs b:cute

    wait...i don't want to be your friend...and wouldn't it be easier and more fun to kidnap friends? b:chuckle

    Bale has a very sexy voice, you can listen to him talking in vent for hours on end b:cute
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  • Bale - Heavens Tear
    Bale - Heavens Tear Posts: 976 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Kyanelle - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Bale has a very sexy voice, you can listen to him talking in vent for hours on end b:cute

    b:surprised wut...gtfo here
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  • Fonyan - Heavens Tear
    Fonyan - Heavens Tear Posts: 450 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Oh boy, what a wonderful guide! I can feel the sexiness rushing through my veins already!
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  • Shaadoe - Heavens Tear
    Shaadoe - Heavens Tear Posts: 62 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    UM.. IM GORGS WIFE.. YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST <_<... ijs...
    there is another rule that was not mentioned previously "Gorgonnia's 1 and only wife must approve of you before being added to ig friends list or added to facebook.. and im a jealous woman, i dont share.. so gl with the rule gorg forgot 2 mention "walks away glaring"

    <3 Gorg :P
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  • Malord - Heavens Tear
    Malord - Heavens Tear Posts: 106 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Shaadoe - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    UM.. IM GORGS WIFE.. YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST <_<... ijs...
    there is another rule that was not mentioned previously "Gorgonnia's 1 and only wife must approve of you before being added to ig friends list or added to facebook.. and im a jealous woman, i dont share.. so gl with the rule gorg forgot 2 mention "walks away glaring"

    <3 Gorg :P

    Share :O Gorg needs lots of love too. b:victory
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  • Shaadoe - Heavens Tear
    Shaadoe - Heavens Tear Posts: 62 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Malord - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Share :O Gorg needs lots of love too. b:victory

    <_< no i will NOT.. share... <_< he is mine... D:
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  • Kyanelle - Heavens Tear
    Kyanelle - Heavens Tear Posts: 562 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Bale - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    b:surprised wut...gtfo here

    No I won't Bale - I stand by what I said, you have a very sexy voice b:dirty
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    Karma will get you when you least expect it. What goes around comes around.

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