How to kill the Lag in Archo!

NoLoveForMe - Lost City
NoLoveForMe - Lost City Posts: 6 Arc User
edited October 2011 in General Discussion
THIS IDEA IS JUST FOR FUN! BASICLY FAKED UP! CHILDREN DONT DO THIS AT HOME! OR BAD PPL MAY BAN YOU


Just thought about this since a while and couse the devs dont do anything about this like.... forver, i really came up with this idea how to KILL the lag in Lagosaurus b:chuckle

YEA we players can make it without the help of devs at all, ... now listen to my instructions!! b:heart

basicly you will need 2 clients for this idea:
on the one a blue or white named cleric
on the other a super high leveled red named tank

now you fly with the red named tank past the guards at the north gate, you catch they aggro (the critical thing is, not to get killed!) while you fly away and still have aggro on you, you have to heal the tank with the cleric!

what happens?

the guards switch the aggro to the cleric and attac him nonstop but he doesnt die! they attacs have no effekt! couse of a bug or something the devs will never fix anyway lol

now the fun part beginns, you lure with this cleric, holding the aggro of all guards, the guards enough far away from the gate so they dont interrupt you with your evil planb:laugh

meanwhile you go with your red named tank to the north and lure chin, take care not to kill any innocent people XDD
attention: to keep the aggro from chin, so he doesnt resets, attac him from time to time, so he will keep following you no matter what...

and now the devil plan itself can be enforced!
run with chin at the north gate of archo, he cant be killed couse the guards are busy hitting the cleric, and now you can start killing the lag and all the people cousing it....

b:shocked just imagine whole archo, which was filled with tons of catshops, full with dead bodys and you are the one who have done this horrible crime,

people complaining that they lost exp and catshops sending tickets that they were on for hours and not sold anything couse they were all dead all the day of beeing afk b:chuckle

but this dream world, where the archo is free from catshops and free from lag, couse of the fear a bad LAG-HERO will show up and destroy the LAG OF THIS WORLD WITH THE WRAITH POWER OF CHIN

muahahahahaha

just for fun, dont panik
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  • Daedallus - Sanctuary
    Daedallus - Sanctuary Posts: 554 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Lol, nice evil plan, hehe.

    Just one flaw there... you won't have less lag, because even with all the catshops dead, their client would still be logged...
    So, get back to the drawing board little one... you have to study harder on those dark evil plans :)
  • VenoMKII - Harshlands
    VenoMKII - Harshlands Posts: 306 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Daedallus - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Lol, nice evil plan, hehe.

    Just one flaw there... you won't have less lag, because even with all the catshops dead, their client would still be logged...
    So, get back to the drawing board little one... you have to study harder on those dark evil plans :)

    Even bigger one, the boss barrier wouldnt let chin past the gate anyway. Its the reason veno pets get stuck b:chuckle
  • Outlaw_Arch - Heavens Tear
    Outlaw_Arch - Heavens Tear Posts: 406 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    i'm sure i heard someone doing this with jewel a long time ago. not sure how true it is tho. that's a mighty long distance to pull that boss. what's more he's one of the harder bosses in the game>_<
  • Annalyse - Heavens Tear
    Annalyse - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,618 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Outlaw_Arch - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    i'm sure i heard someone doing this with jewel a long time ago. not sure how true it is tho. that's a mighty long distance to pull that boss. what's more he's one of the harder bosses in the game>_<

    Meh he isn't too hard to pull if you have a decent flyer. My barb's flyer is 2.0 and he pulled him easily halfway to Arrivals (was meeting a guildie that had died; Jewels was almost dead and I didn't want to wait for respawn). Stayed ahead of him enough that I wasn't attacked while flying.

    That said however, the above posted is right about the boss barrier. You'd never get Jewels into the city.
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  • TanisHawkeye - Dreamweaver
    TanisHawkeye - Dreamweaver Posts: 171 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Annalyse - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    You'd never get Jewels into the city.

    Why do developers have to ruin our fun by putting fail-safes into the game so that these kinds of things can't occur.

    Although it would kind of be a **** move to someone who flies up there looking for Jewels and it turns out someone is dragging him to Arch...
  • Amencat - Sanctuary
    Amencat - Sanctuary Posts: 484 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    actually THE idea for the endgame content, what to do when you reach lvl 100?

    kill innoccent ppl in the citys but in the A**hole way so they even loose exp b:chuckle
    Annalyse - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    That said however, the above posted is right about the boss barrier. You'd never get Jewels into the city.

    pretty sure the barrier doesnt exist
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  • Broederjr - Lost City
    Broederjr - Lost City Posts: 234 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    i am pretty sure jewel can be lured into tides and archo but last time i did that was 2 years ago well archo tides they even made a vid off would be decent if they actually putted a boss barier there but i would thni k not. This actually made me wanna go and seeb:surrender
  • ZoracGallant - Raging Tide
    ZoracGallant - Raging Tide Posts: 1,624 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Luring Jewel to arch is a lot easier and will get you banned a lot faster b:chuckle
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  • thumbs
    thumbs Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Learn what lag is. b:bye
  • Manostra - Harshlands
    Manostra - Harshlands Posts: 308 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Dont forget to worldchat that someone is throwing away random 10 mil notes in 1k steams and have enough alts to back that up in WC to lure all active players out of archo, else that poor poor chin will met before he even scratched a cat shop b:surrender
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  • TanisHawkeye - Dreamweaver
    TanisHawkeye - Dreamweaver Posts: 171 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Plus you could use this to kill all the gold-spammers in arch too...
  • XXZeonXx - Harshlands
    XXZeonXx - Harshlands Posts: 372 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Ah.. This reminds me of a few weeks ago when someone kept luring Harpy Wraith into Snowy Village on our server. It was funny to see all of the dead people littering the floor, helpful clerics resurrecting and everyone spamming common chat/telling friends, and a few people from each of the major land-owning factions flying in the air, waiting for it to come back so they could kill it. Nice attempt to slow down the FC business.
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  • Runelle - Harshlands
    Runelle - Harshlands Posts: 96 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Archosaur lags? Since when?

    city of raging tides lags alot more.
  • hiddenmonkey
    hiddenmonkey Posts: 179 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    What a nice plan, except the part about luring mobs with the intent to kill players being agaisnt the rules and all.
  • Lonly_kitty - Sanctuary
    Lonly_kitty - Sanctuary Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Manostra - Harshlands wrote: »
    Dont forget to worldchat that someone is throwing away random 10 mil notes in 1k steams and have enough alts to back that up in WC to lure all active players out of archo, else that poor poor chin will met before he even scratched a cat shop b:surrender

    dont think anyone would believe that for real b:scorn

    but a nice one evil plan too lol
  • Cytte - Harshlands
    Cytte - Harshlands Posts: 1,044 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Annalyse - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Meh he isn't too hard to pull if you have a decent flyer. My barb's flyer is 2.0 and he pulled him easily halfway to Arrivals (was meeting a guildie that had died; Jewels was almost dead and I didn't want to wait for respawn). Stayed ahead of him enough that I wasn't attacked while flying.

    That said however, the above posted is right about the boss barrier. You'd never get Jewels into the city.
    no you can get jewel in there, its actually really easy, the boss barrier doesn't work that well in the air.
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  • GohRaL - Sanctuary
    GohRaL - Sanctuary Posts: 883 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    b:shocked

    You ppl are EVIL...


    ...and i like it b:victory
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  • Juliaasmith - Dreamweaver
    Juliaasmith - Dreamweaver Posts: 222 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Lol!! It would be awesome if someone were to try this on the Dreamweaver Server!! b:chuckle
  • WangZi - Dreamweaver
    WangZi - Dreamweaver Posts: 279 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Juliaasmith - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Lol!! It would be awesome if someone were to try this on the Dreamweaver Server!! b:chuckle

    Ditto, but don't do it when I'm afking there LOL b:laugh
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  • Aizza - Harshlands
    Aizza - Harshlands Posts: 719 Arc User
    edited October 2011
    Well I killed MY lag in Archsaur by simple moving to the North end, close to the Banker, but over a tiny bit.

    Everything is there close to me oBanker, oTeleporter, Tele-Stone is up some and around the corner. For AH I only go once a day & now head to the one closer to South.

    I also head to Silver Pool to watch PVP since there is a better view -- then being up on the building roofs at West.

    As far as shopping, well I'll walk through West once in awhile but now prefer to use AH since I can do quick searchs.

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