Why hasn't the Nirvana Palace Guard been fired yet?

Longknife - Harshlands
Longknife - Harshlands Posts: 4,843 Arc User
edited September 2011 in General Discussion
He's horrible! I see him letting in people by the dozens all the time.
"I dunno man. They had a key from some strange old man. Seemed pretty legit." And then the palace loses a hundred or so more crystals, and yet he never loses his job.

WTF??
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  • Asgardeus - Sanctuary
    Asgardeus - Sanctuary Posts: 551 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    He's probably happy he can stay out there, pretending to be busy letting people in.
    Wouldn't wanna be in there with raging queen and vampire lady either b:shocked
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  • aclucius318
    aclucius318 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    Dude, this sounds exactly like something my friend would say. I literally thought I was reading something he wrote for a moment.
  • jessabomb11
    jessabomb11 Posts: 18 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    Probably cause hes a staff of PWi? And they dont do their job either
  • Longknife - Harshlands
    Longknife - Harshlands Posts: 4,843 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    I mean c'mon, his resume sucks too. It should've shot up warning flags the moment they realized he uses a SPEAR. For Christ's sake, they hired an assassin that uses a SPEAR to guard the palace. He doesn't even know how to properly use it in combat!

    This is a joke. He's a joke. Just fire him already.
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  • Hazumi_chan - Sanctuary
    Hazumi_chan - Sanctuary Posts: 1,264 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    Thank you for making me bite my lip in class trying not to laugh out loud I gues xD!
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  • Jeremied - Sanctuary
    Jeremied - Sanctuary Posts: 2,259 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    Hmm...Should he let the group of heavily geared people with pointy weapons and glowing armor through? Or deny them passage, and get stabbed, maimed, burned, mauled, exploded, tazed, and all manner of violent unpleasant things done to him in return?

    <_< I think the poor guy is probably terrified of everyone that passes by. I'd let them in, too, ef what the bosses say.
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  • krittycat
    krittycat Posts: 4,187 Community Moderator
    edited September 2011
    Jeremied - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Hmm...Should he let the group of heavily geared people with pointy weapons and glowing armor through? Or deny them passage, and get stabbed, maimed, burned, mauled, exploded, tazed, and all manner of violent unpleasant things done to him in return?

    <_< I think the poor guy is probably terrified of everyone that passes by. I'd let them in, too, ef what the bosses say.

    Especially when all they gave him to defend the place is some frilly-looking armor and a pointy stick.b:chuckle
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  • Jeremied - Sanctuary
    Jeremied - Sanctuary Posts: 2,259 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    KrittyCat wrote: »
    Especially when all they gave him to defend the place is some frilly-looking armor and a pointy stick.b:chuckle

    b:sad I think the poor guy deserves a raise and a cookie.
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  • OontzOontz - Dreamweaver
    OontzOontz - Dreamweaver Posts: 782 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    He can't get fired because he can just 1 shot everything in the game. As for keys, he sells them to the old man for 2m. The old man is stupid and buys it thinking he can be a merchant and resell it for 3m. But alzheimer's kicks in and he just ends up giving them away for free.
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  • StormHydra - Sanctuary
    StormHydra - Sanctuary Posts: 2,221 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    He probably just charges moar zen so he doesnt get fired.
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  • __Astarte__ - Dreamweaver
    __Astarte__ - Dreamweaver Posts: 151 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    He's just a ruse. The REAL guards are the dozen or so stealthed level 150 sins standing right next to him. So don't **** with the fishy popo man...thing...if you know what's good for you... b:shutup
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  • KageYingZi - Heavens Tear
    KageYingZi - Heavens Tear Posts: 823 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    He's really just a GM in disguise.The GM symbol is in stealth mode with about over 9000 stealth levels.

    Even if he wasn't,you'll let anyone in if they are wearing Commander's armor and backed by General Summer who can't deal with hordes of level 2x monsters even though they have such powerful armor and weapons.
  • Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear
    Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,864 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    Oh, but I don't think he's supposed to keep people from getting inside...

    Because those nirvana bosses probably get pretty sick of being APSed to death every time, if you knawhmsayn'.
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  • Zanryu - Dreamweaver
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver Posts: 7,261 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Oh, but I don't think he's supposed to keep people from getting inside...

    Because those nirvana bosses probably get pretty sick of being APSed to death every time, if you knawhmsayn'.

    So.. he's only there to keep the Arcanes out?
  • Syedora - Sanctuary
    Syedora - Sanctuary Posts: 60 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    This just made my day xD

    But after reading OontzOontz's post...I feel sorry for the Old Man b:sad
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  • krisnda
    krisnda Posts: 4,655 Community Moderator
    edited September 2011
    Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Oh, but I don't think he's supposed to keep people from getting inside...

    Because those nirvana bosses probably get pretty sick of being APSed to death every time, if you knawhmsayn'.

    He probily doesn't want to get APS'ed to death, you already see what happened to the Arch guards...b:sad
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  • VenoMKII - Harshlands
    VenoMKII - Harshlands Posts: 306 Arc User
    edited September 2011
    OontzOontz - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    He can't get fired because he can just 1 shot everything in the game. As for keys, he sells them to the old man for 2m. The old man is stupid and buys it thinking he can be a merchant and resell it for 3m. But alzheimer's kicks in and he just ends up giving them away for free.

    b:laugh Truth.

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