Official Harshlands Dating Thread

Longknife - Harshlands
Longknife - Harshlands Posts: 4,843 Arc User
edited September 2011 in Dawnglory (EU)
Hay guis I'm opening up a dating service since we clearly love each other so much and need to hook up. Just send me like 100k coin or something and fill out a form like the one below and I'll pretend to actually match you up with someone:

Name: Longknife
Gender: Male
Race: Aryan
Age: 22
Astrological thingy: Aries
Chinese Astrological thingy: Earth Snake (TUNNEL SNAAAAKES!!! b:cool)
Profession: A-hole
Employer: Tunnel Snakes
Religion: The Lordz

Favorite Color: Yellow
Favorite Food: Cherry Pie, Chickenz, Any sushi that has crab meat
Favorite Movie: Mystery Science Theater 3000: Space Mutiny
Favorite song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkURhQ9FOqU
Favorite beverage: Vanilla-flavored Soy milk
Favorite TV show: 'TF is TV? Is that Youtubz?



Enjoys: B-rated movies, B-rated pr0nz, Rock climbing, Anything funny, Big boobies
Hates: Animez, Vampires, People who obsess over those things

I most look up to: My upstairs neighbor
People usually compare me to: Jesus Christ, "'cept with lighter hair, no facial hair and a different facial structure."
I would most like to visit: Poland, Polish womenz be hot and so far they've all loved me for no apparent reason

If you could care for any historical figure once they became too old to be able to take care of themselves, who would it be and why: Helen Keller, cause hopefully the crazy broad has already learned how to take care of herself and doesn't need me, unlike some snotty-*** famous person. Also I could easily get away with pretending I'm not there.
I <3 AGOREY
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  • Zenorx - Harshlands
    Zenorx - Harshlands Posts: 443 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Name: Ginja_Ninja
    Gender: Male
    Race: Antarctican
    Age: 173
    Profession: Gold Farmer b:avoid
    Employer:Penguins (couldn't farm gold themselves cause they had flippers and had to employ me to do it)
    Religion: Super Penguin

    Favorite Color: White
    Favorite Food: Fish the penguins feed me
    Favorite Movie: Happy Feet
    Favorite song/video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BK-i3BlK0E
    Favorite beverage: Sea water
    Favorite TV show: No TV in Antarctica



    Enjoys: Penguins
    Hates: Whales that eat penguins

    I most look up to: Jerry (My penguin friend)
    People usually compare me to: A Penguin
    I would most like to visit: The north pole

    If you could care for any historical figure once they became too old to be able to take care of themselves, who would it be and why: b:shocked
    Longknife - Harshlands wrote: »
    Enjoys: B-rated movies, B-rated pr0nz, Rock climbing, Anything funny, Big boobies

    You climb?
  • Longknife - Harshlands
    Longknife - Harshlands Posts: 4,843 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Zenorx - Harshlands wrote: »

    You climb?

    Hell yeah, you ever climbed?

    It's like a full-body workout except without any pain. It's like feeling an **** instead of feeling the burn.

    Haven't for a while though because I dunno anyone here that would wanna go too and I dunno a good rock climbing wall here.

    I also ski and play the saxomophone.
    I <3 AGOREY
  • SNuppzH - Harshlands
    SNuppzH - Harshlands Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Name: SNuppzH
    Gender: Female
    Race: none
    Age: 17
    Astrological thingy: idk
    Chinese Astrological thingy:dog
    Profession: none
    Employer: none
    Religion: none

    Favorite Color: red/black
    Favorite Food: green food/fish,fruit,berrys, snacks
    Favorite Movie: whitefang..few more but idk the english name
    Favorite song: 2much
    Favorite beverage: idk
    Favorite TV show: don't watch tv


    Enjoys: anime,manga,books,games,movies,friends,
    Hates: idon't hate, just mislike ..

    I most look up to: none
    People usually compare me to: none
    I would most like to visit: everywhere.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    SNuppzH lvl 101 Sage Venomancer.
  • Dralighte - Harshlands
    Dralighte - Harshlands Posts: 1,540 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    SNuppzH - Harshlands wrote: »
    Name: SNuppzH
    Gender: Female
    Race: none
    Age: 17
    Astrological thingy: idk
    Chinese Astrological thingy:dog
    Profession: none
    Employer: none
    Religion: none

    Favorite Color: red/black
    Favorite Food: green food/fish,fruit,berrys, snacks
    Favorite Movie: whitefang..few more but idk the english name
    Favorite song: 2much
    Favorite beverage: idk
    Favorite TV show: don't watch tv


    Enjoys: anime,manga,books,games,movies,friends,
    Hates: idon't hate, just mislike ..

    I most look up to: none
    People usually compare me to: none
    I would most like to visit: everywhere.

    O:
    I'll tell it to kalyp b:angry
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Kylin: thrashtalk everyone, win TWs, serious faction -Dralighte
  • IBaMBii - Heavens Tear
    IBaMBii - Heavens Tear Posts: 464 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... b:shockedb:shutup
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Zenorx - Harshlands
    Zenorx - Harshlands Posts: 443 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Longknife - Harshlands wrote: »
    Hell yeah, you ever climbed?
    Sure have, climb pretty often actually :D
    Longknife - Harshlands wrote: »
    It's like a full-body workout except without any pain. It's like feeling an **** instead of feeling the burn.
    lol ikr
    Longknife - Harshlands wrote: »
    I also ski and play the saxomophone.
    I also ski and play the sax lol :P

    b:victory
  • Longknife - Harshlands
    Longknife - Harshlands Posts: 4,843 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Zenorx - Harshlands wrote: »
    Sure have, climb pretty often actually :D


    lol ikr


    I also ski and play the sax lol :P

    b:victory

    Psys are friggin' hivemind all up in this ****. We play the sax, we climb, we ski, we're german....
    I <3 AGOREY
  • Zorothustra - Harshlands
    Zorothustra - Harshlands Posts: 113 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Longknife - Harshlands wrote: »
    Psys are friggin' hivemind all up in this ****. We play the sax, we climb, we ski, we're german....

    You and Zenorx need a room.
  • Irae - Harshlands
    Irae - Harshlands Posts: 183 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Name: Longkni- Irae
    Gender: Male
    Race: White Landowning American
    Age: 19
    Astrological thingy: Irrelevant
    Chinese Astrological thingy:[/B Even more irrelevant
    Profession: Painter, Student
    Employer: Whoever
    Religion: Buddhist
    Favorite Color: Green
    Favorite Food: Chicken Flautas
    Favorite Movie: too hard to answer
    Favorite song: Afta-1: Honey Dip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njGs1TPp93o
    Favorite beverage: ARNOLD PALMER
    Favorite TV show: I do not view the TV on a regular baziz



    Enjoys: Golfing, Mortal Kombat, My Dog, 07291110.jpg Longboard
    Hates: Nothing

    I most look up to: Wise Elders
    People usually compare me to: I wouldn't know
    I would most like to visit: titlis10.jpg this is switzerland

    If you could care for any historical figure once they became too old to be able to take care of themselves, who would it be and why: I would choose a tyrant or another person who caused great harm, because once they were bedridden and unable to support themself, I could show them compassion, and they couldn't do anything but listen.
  • Longknife - Harshlands
    Longknife - Harshlands Posts: 4,843 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Irae - Harshlands wrote: »
    I would most like to visit: titlis10.jpg this is switzerland

    Pssst. Hey Swiss boy:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v174/mr.people/alps1.jpg
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v174/mr.people/Alps3.jpg
    I <3 AGOREY
  • Irae - Harshlands
    Irae - Harshlands Posts: 183 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Longknife - Harshlands wrote: »
    Pssst. Hey Swiss boy:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v174/mr.people/alps1.jpg
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v174/mr.people/Alps3.jpg

    good thing you have those poles...looks pretty dangerous out there
  • Longknife - Harshlands
    Longknife - Harshlands Posts: 4,843 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Irae - Harshlands wrote: »
    good thing you have those poles...looks pretty dangerous out there

    Nah. The people I was with were like "TAKE THESE" and I said "lolok."
    I <3 AGOREY
  • Irae - Harshlands
    Irae - Harshlands Posts: 183 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/000/240/1143362243714.jpg?1242243690
  • Longknife - Harshlands
    Longknife - Harshlands Posts: 4,843 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    They gave me the hat, too.

    I hate hats.
    I <3 AGOREY
  • Irae - Harshlands
    Irae - Harshlands Posts: 183 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Longknife - Harshlands wrote: »
    They gave me the hat, too.

    I hate hats.

    Are you sure, because I didn't see that under the list of things you hated.
  • Longknife - Harshlands
    Longknife - Harshlands Posts: 4,843 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Irae - Harshlands wrote: »
    Are you sure, because I didn't see that under the list of things you hated.

    Hey you're right.

    Wtf this dating service sucks!
    I <3 AGOREY
  • Susamajii - Lost City
    Susamajii - Lost City Posts: 902 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Zenorx - Harshlands wrote: »
    Name: Ginja_Ninja
    Gender: Male
    Race: Antarctican
    Age: 173
    Profession: Gold Farmer b:avoid
    Employer:Penguins (couldn't farm gold themselves cause they had flippers and had to employ me to do it)
    Religion: Super Penguin

    Favorite Color: White
    Favorite Food: Fish the penguins feed me
    Favorite Movie: Happy Feet
    Favorite song/video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BK-i3BlK0E
    Favorite beverage: Sea water
    Favorite TV show: No TV in Antarctica



    Enjoys: Penguins
    Hates: Whales that eat penguins

    I most look up to: Jerry (My penguin friend)
    People usually compare me to: A Penguin
    I would most like to visit: The north pole

    If you could care for any historical figure once they became too old to be able to take care of themselves, who would it be and why: b:shocked



    You climb?

    You love penguins yet you don't know they live at the south pole not the north pole? For shame..
    Or are you saying you live at the south pole and want to visit the north pole ;o
    Push me,
    And then just touch me.
    Tilll I get my,
    Satisfaction.
  • Zenorx - Harshlands
    Zenorx - Harshlands Posts: 443 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Yee visit the north pole :P

    And im not german sorry long :D hahaha
  • Massad - Harshlands
    Massad - Harshlands Posts: 360 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Name: Massad
    Gender: Male
    Race: Mix
    Age: 25
    Astrological thingy: Sagitarius
    Chinese Astrological thingy: Whaaa
    Profession:Greeter
    Employer: Walmart
    Religion: This one hawt chick at walmart

    Favorite Color: Red
    Favorite Food: Corn Dogs and budweiser
    Favorite Movie: Boondock saints 1 and 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-HvU2sKheg

    Favorite song/vid:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TC2xTCb_GU and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9RYBcWljiA

    Favorite beverage: Jack Daniels
    Favorite TV show:



    Enjoys: Guns, county fairs, shootin cans
    Hates: cost of ammo, out of ammo, atf taking my guns, liberals taking my guns, and Lorena Bobbit

    I most look up to: the sky when I am passed out outside tha bar
    People usually compare me to: no ones like me
    I would most like to visit: Beretta Italy

    If you could care for any historical figure once they became too old to be able to take care of themselves, who would it be and why: uhhh
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Other names include but not limited to LOKl_ _ClRCE_, _AnGeal_
  • Angarika/ - Harshlands5
    Angarika/ - Harshlands5 Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Name: Angarika, Pot_Head
    Gender: Male
    Race: hillbilly
    Age: 18
    Astrological thingy: Lemme google this and get back to you
    Chinese Astrological thingy: wouldn't know
    Profession: guitarist
    Employer: lowes
    Religion: christian
    Favorite Color: red
    Favorite Food: chicken
    Favorite Movie: nightmare on elm street series
    Favorite song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L_c7OSqLAg
    Favorite beverage: white russian, coors beer
    Favorite TV show: south park, tosh.0



    Enjoys: smoking, playing my guitar, drinking, partying, hooking up with drunk chicks.
    Hates: Serious gamers

    I most look up to: Asians with big titties o0o0o0o0o0o
    People usually compare me to: God
    I would most like to visit: bangcock

    If you could care for any historical figure once they became too old to be able to take care of themselves, who would it be and why: Adolf Hitler, best man ever.
  • LadyTsuki - Harshlands
    LadyTsuki - Harshlands Posts: 148 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Name: LadyTsuki/LadyTsukiyo
    Gender: Female last I checked
    Race: German, Italian, Russian, Dutch. Mostly American and German.
    Age: 21
    Astrological thingy: Leo
    Chinese Astrological thingy: Horse (Ironic isn't it?)
    Profession: Dog sitter Part Time: Sarcastic ***.
    Employer: myself?
    Religion: Dirty Hippie Pagan Satan Worshiper

    Favorite Color: Purple, Red, Black, Blue, Dark Pink
    Favorite Food: Chinese Food <3
    Favorite Movie: The Departed
    Favorite song:Kick Start the Fight by Combichrist, Vena Cava by Angelspit, Skinny Little ***** by Angelspit, LOTUS by Dir En Grey, Yokan by Dir En Grey, Cage by Dir En Grey, Guren by The Gazette, Shiver by The Gazette, Punky Heart by LM.C, ...With Vampire by LM.C, Oh My Juliet by LM.C, I Gotta Kickstart Now by VAMPS
    Favorite beverage: Green Tea
    Favorite TV show: Burn Notice, White Collar



    Enjoys:Video Games, annoying the **** out of people, music, drawing, writing poetry and stories. Playing with my insane collies.
    Hates: stupid people, ignorant people.

    I most look up to: Gloria Steinham
    People usually compare me to: Brook Shields and Janis Joplin
    I would most like to visit: Europe and Canada

    If you could care for any historical figure once they became too old to be able to take care of themselves, who would it be and why: Mickey Rooney, because he's a funny crotchety old man (yes I know he's still alive)
    Formerly LadyTsukiyo: Nab cleric, and Harshlands biggest loudmouth. Annoying the living **** out of people, Self-Proclaimed Queen of Sarcasm and One-liners circa 1990.

    Died as a cleric, reincarnated into a mystic.
  • Wolfenblood - Harshlands
    Wolfenblood - Harshlands Posts: 125 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Name: wolfenblood.
    Gender: manly.
    Race: greatest mutt ever!
    Age: A lady never tells his age!
    Astrological thingy:that astrological thingy I never pay attention to.
    Chinese Astrological thingy:dragon.
    Profession: career student,novelist,mysterious wanderer in black.
    Employer:You have got to be kidding!
    Religion: And what does a demigod need with religion?
    Favorite Color: none, wolves are color blind.
    Favorite Food: nihon ryori, and seafood.
    Favorite Movie: No favorites.
    Favorite song:it changes constantly.
    Favorite beverage: Green Tea, even greener mountain dew.
    Favorite TV show:televisions frighten me.



    Enjoys:Video Games, intellectual pursuits, wandering aimlessly for days on end.
    Hates:I do not have a single drop of hatred within my soul.

    I most look up to: I never look up to others as they all have minor flaws.
    People usually compare me to:nothing, they can't figure me out!
    I would most like to visit: japan and countless other places.

    If you could care for any historical figure once they became too old to be able to take care of themselves, who would it be and why:Er nobody, my role in life is to become a historical figure.
    (\__/)
    (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
    (")_(") signature to help him gain world domination.

    still wandering after all these years! ;)b:victory
  • Hellsarcher - Harshlands
    Hellsarcher - Harshlands Posts: 965 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    you people that bored?
  • Embustero - Harshlands
    Embustero - Harshlands Posts: 58 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Hellsarcher - Harshlands wrote: »
    you people that bored?

    Don't be mad because no one would date you.
  • Embustero - Harshlands
    Embustero - Harshlands Posts: 58 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Name: Embustero
    Gender: Male
    Race: 50% Asian according to an online test
    Age: 32
    Astrological thingy: Virgo
    Chinese Astrological thingy: Goat/Sheep
    Profession: Kylin Leader
    Employer: Kylin
    Religion: I believe in the Force

    Favorite Color: Yellow
    Favorite Food: Lobster Tail
    Favorite Movie: Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail
    Favorite song: Marvin Gaye Got to Give It Up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRcVQDELAd4
    Favorite beverage: Green Tea w/ Honey
    Favorite TV show: American Football (pretty much only TV I watch)



    Enjoys: Blaming Bain for everything and also saying OMD a lot and Star Wars
    Hates: Too many things to list

    I most look up to: Master Yoda
    People usually compare me to: A sarcastic a-hole
    I would most like to visit: New Zealand

    If you could care for any historical figure once they became too old to be able to take care of themselves, who would it be and why: Jesus because what is the worst that will happen. He might die but he will res 3 days later?
  • AlbireoTwo - Lost City
    AlbireoTwo - Lost City Posts: 2,056 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Cross-server dating? b:beg
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Thank you Forsakenx for the picture. b:thanks
  • NiightmareXz - Harshlands
    NiightmareXz - Harshlands Posts: 1,569 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Longknife - Harshlands wrote: »
    I would most like to visit: Poland, Polish womenz be hot and so far they've all loved me for no apparent reason

    I'm Polish D:
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    ˙buoɹʇs ǝq ןן,ı ʇɐɥʇ ɟןǝsʎɯ ןןǝʇ ı os
  • Okopogo - Harshlands
    Okopogo - Harshlands Posts: 751 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Im Polish tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
  • Longknife - Harshlands
    Longknife - Harshlands Posts: 4,843 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    NiightmareXz - Harshlands wrote: »
    I'm Polish D:

    Are you a woman?

    If so, do you immediately love me for no apparent reason?
    If so, please explain the fascination. I'd love to know.
    I <3 AGOREY
  • AlbireoTwo - Lost City
    AlbireoTwo - Lost City Posts: 2,056 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Longknife - Harshlands wrote: »
    Are you a woman?

    If so, do you immediately love me for no apparent reason?
    If so, please explain the fascination. I'd love to know.
    Polish women like guys with less brains than them. It makes them easier to control.

    b:avoid

    I get along great with polish people. b:cry
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Thank you Forsakenx for the picture. b:thanks

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