Perfect World Trading Card Game

I noticed that on my little nab Jones' Blessing facebook account, PWI's facebook account asked "if PWI had a trading card game, would you play it?" Me and Woneo sat there laughing our butts off of how horrible of an idea that would be, cause wtf, who would the characters be? I mean they'd have to make characters to be included. This got us thinking, if Harshlands people had trading cards, what would they be like?

I picture it like this:

Nyxyo card: For the next two turns, this card cannot be attacked and is free to attack the enemy. Afterwards, flip a coin. If heads, this card returns to the player's hand and cannot be summoned for the next 10 turns. If tails, this card goes to the discard pile.

Crimson card: Pick an opposing player. For the next three turns, that opponent's guild is allied with you and his player cards cannot attack you.

NeoLimit card: All BMs in play are automatically switched from the ground field to the air field.

Violator card: This card will wipe all enemy cards from the field (except sins), but requires five allied player cards on the air field to summon. After wiping the opposing field, this card returns to your hand and cannot be summoned again for 10 turns.


Kylin card: A weeaboo asian Gundam is summoned onto the field for the next 5 turns, during which it can attack and defend you as a normal player card.

Urdian card: When attacked, the opponent must flip a coin. If heads, they cannot attack with the same player attack card for the next two turns.

Golgotha card: All players on the field are now distracted and confused. Each player loses 100k buying telecaustics to say "wtf?!" and no one is allowed to attack for the next two turns.

MrHanky card: All enemy players are now drunk. Accuracy reduced by 50% for the next 4 turns (does not effect magic attackers)

harpist card: This card cannot be attacked by the enemy, but it can only attack an enemy card that has 20% HP or less remaining. Once an enemy is attacked, flip two coins. If both are heads, move this card to the discard pile.

Valhalla card: This card distracts your opponent, fooling them into thinking this is your most threatening card on the field. Your opponent cannot attack another card on the field until this card is destroyed.

Okopogo card: The enemy is now mad, dealing 10% less damage.


Catalyst card: When you play this card, you may automatically remove two enemy combatant cards from the field. Afterwards this card goes to play LoL.


Nurfed card: All enemy attackers on the field are wiped (sins included). Afterwards this card goes to play LoL.


FC glitch card: Flip a coin, if heads, you may increase a player card's HP by 50 HP points. If tails, the card is moved to the discard pile.


Botter card: Flip a coin, if heads, you may increase a player card's attack by 30 points. If tails, the player card is moved to the discard pile.


Cash Shop card: Automatically add 30 HP and attack points to each player card on the field.

CUCU_ card: Choose one opposing player card. This card is now disabled until Cucu is removed from the field, unable to do anything but only receiving 50% normal damage. Meanwhile Cucu is free to attack other cards.



Harshlands would make a pr0 trading card deck imo. Anyone got any others?