Something a non-player said that amused me..

Starflair - Dreamweaver
Starflair - Dreamweaver Posts: 151 Arc User
edited August 2011 in Off-Topic Discussion
My girlfriend and I were laying in bed yesterday when she decided to turn to my laptop and open up my PWI client (she found one of my character designs to be quite adorable and wanted to see again). After admiring the opening tiki men, she proceeded to (for some reason) read the announcements. This is pretty much how the convo went:

Her: "Pk in room 1 of cube of fate not allowed...selling jones blessing not allowed...hey, why don't they just make it to where you CAN'T do it?"

Me: "Wow, you're not the only person whose asked that."

Her: "I think they're just trying to see who breaks the rules to get them in trouble."

Kinda just found that to be funny. Thought I'd share to get a few giggles here and there. Not really making a rant.
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  • ReMakaBo - Archosaur
    ReMakaBo - Archosaur Posts: 845 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Should have said; Shup woman, and make me a sammich.


    I hate pillow talk too.
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  • vendettac
    vendettac Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Starflair - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    My girlfriend and I were laying in bed yesterday

    yeeessss pron
    Starflair - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    when she decided to turn to my laptop and open up my PWI client .

    no no no b:sad
  • Liba - Heavens Tear
    Liba - Heavens Tear Posts: 125 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Starflair - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    My girlfriend and I were laying in bed yesterday when she decided to turn to my laptop and open up my PWI client

    Better than checking your history eh? b:thanks
    Haters gunna love this ^
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  • Starflair - Dreamweaver
    Starflair - Dreamweaver Posts: 151 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Lol you guys made this topic way funnier than I intended. GG.
  • KennyPowers - Raging Tide
    KennyPowers - Raging Tide Posts: 64 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    You get a lady in bed, the last thing she should be opening up is your PWI client XD.
  • IrenaSteiner - Dreamweaver
    IrenaSteiner - Dreamweaver Posts: 127 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    The moment she reaches for that laptop, my initial response would have been:

    "Baby, i love you, but if you touch my laptop, its over"

    Then procede for some skin on skin to make her shut up and make her forget what you said.b:chuckle
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  • KennyPowers - Raging Tide
    KennyPowers - Raging Tide Posts: 64 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    "Listen here you beautiful removed, I'm bout to **** you up with some truth!"
  • Olbaze - Sanctuary
    Olbaze - Sanctuary Posts: 4,242 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    ... Just kill me now.
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  • hiddenmonkey
    hiddenmonkey Posts: 179 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    My first question is why is she on your laptop and not on you? O_o

    As for the actual problems.

    Not sure what the deal with pk in sp is, make the whole area a safe zone then =/
    The rule makes no sense anyway, if you are in pk mode regardless of pvp or pve server you made the choice of making yourself pk'able. SP also has no critical things the stone in arch can't teleport you around.

    The blessing is a bug.

    And I believe the room 1 thing is a bug too because you can only attack someone the moment they enter room 1. Which someone did to me once a long time ago. Not sure why they just don't just generate a true safe zone area in room 1 to prevent it. Any issues of it causing issues of not being removed can easily be solved by placing a safe zone remove in rooms 2-7.
  • LenieClarke - Heavens Tear
    LenieClarke - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,275 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    eew, you share laptops? i mean, sharing bodily fluids is one thing --- good healthy fun, even --- but some things are just TOO darn close.
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  • SylenThunder - Twilight Temple
    SylenThunder - Twilight Temple Posts: 7,908
    edited July 2011
    Scratch this post. I posted in another thread entirely and somehow it ended up here. Stupid Beta website sucks.
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  • Lorann - Raging Tide
    Lorann - Raging Tide Posts: 73 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    lenieclarke - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    eew, You Share laptops? I Mean, Sharing Bodily Fluids Is One Thing --- Good Healthy Fun, Even --- But Some Things Are Just Too Darn Close.

    +1 xD
  • TCHP - Lost City
    TCHP - Lost City Posts: 577 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    ok every thing I read here is so wrong. Jealousy over laptop !! PWI talk in bed !! **** from a few words !!

    you should all go out a while, reset some of your life priorities...

    ijs, when you and your girl come in bed and need to have a laptop between you....

    What happens to good old kids disturbing peoples in there intimacy.

    Seriously, your GF need to talk about PWI to you in bed to get it going on !!!

    do something dude !!
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  • __Astarte__ - Dreamweaver
    __Astarte__ - Dreamweaver Posts: 151 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    The fact she's more interested in your toons than you when she's lying in bed with you should raise some concerns about your relationship dood. =X
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  • UntamedFreak - Lost City
    UntamedFreak - Lost City Posts: 50 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    something is seriously wrong here..
    ur gf on bed.. instead of turning u on, went to turn laptop on b:shockedb:sadb:shutup
  • fuzzywuzz
    fuzzywuzz Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Fuzzy placing this in the off-topic section.


    -moved-
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  • DuckTapez - Archosaur
    DuckTapez - Archosaur Posts: 855 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    ReMakaBo - Archosaur wrote: »
    Should have said; Shup woman, and make me a sammich.


    I hate pillow talk too.

    there's a reason you need to turn to the duck for naked pics >.>
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  • Gigglesnort - Lost City
    Gigglesnort - Lost City Posts: 220 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    <---- Here's your giggles.
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  • StormHydra - Sanctuary
    StormHydra - Sanctuary Posts: 2,221 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Starflair - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    My girlfriend and I were laying in bed yesterday when she decided to turn to my laptop and open up my PWI client (she found one of my character designs to be quite adorable and wanted to see again). After admiring the opening tiki men, she proceeded to (for some reason) read the announcements. This is pretty much how the convo went:

    Her: "Pk in room 1 of cube of fate not allowed...selling jones blessing not allowed...hey, why don't they just make it to where you CAN'T do it?"

    Me: "Wow, you're not the only person whose asked that."

    Her: "I think they're just trying to see who breaks the rules to get them in trouble."

    Kinda just found that to be funny. Thought I'd share to get a few giggles here and there. Not really making a rant.

    This thread died at the 8th word. Lol.
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  • Jeremied - Sanctuary
    Jeremied - Sanctuary Posts: 2,259 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Pffft, this thread made me wake up my roommate with inappropriate giggles.

    Offtopic of the offtopic~ Still, that's nothing. |D I've had someone tell me that they thought barbs transformed into Zebra Lions. This person was a grown woman, and my friends mother.
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  • Abstractive - Archosaur
    Abstractive - Archosaur Posts: 1,232 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Aizza - Harshlands wrote: »
    LOL...

    I am that way about my IPADII - I drag it everywhere and NO ONE best touch it .. MINE !!!

    You have an IPAD2 ? QQ

    On-topic of the off-topic: You guys think that's bad ? When my girlfriend first came over, we played Dungeons & Dragons...the BOARD GAME.

    She wanted me to put on my wizard robe and hat, and pretend to cast spells and junk.

    After that, we got drunk on "ale" and watched powrn.
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  • StormHydra - Sanctuary
    StormHydra - Sanctuary Posts: 2,221 Arc User
    edited August 2011
    Abstractive - Archosaur wrote: »

    She wanted me to put on my wizard robe and hat.

    Cast level 3 eroticism

    +1 internetz for only other person on PWI forums who knows the internetz
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