People types on HL

Outlier - Harshlands
Outlier - Harshlands Posts: 36 Arc User
edited July 2011 in Dawnglory (EU)
Feel free to add your own but resist the temptation to name people:

Types of players on Harshlands defined:

The mouthy catshop: That catshop that seems to run it's mouth constantly yet nobody knows it's main

The World Chat DJ: The player that seems to have mistaken World Chat for a playlist suggestion chat and gives a stream of songs/artists (I include myself here)

Frequent Rage Quitter: The player that seems to rage quit for a few hours weekly before returning with some weird **** excuse like "my friend begged me"

The I-collect-marriages-like-Pokemon-cards player: It becomes impossible to figure out who they're with because it seems like the Duke might go hoarse from shouting their marriages

The G.I.R.L.: The guy on the female character that everybody thinks is a girl.

The I-Don't-Cashshop-But-I-Have-Cashshop-items: The person everybody KNOWS cashshops but will swear up and down until blue in the face they don't

The person who's 14 and claims to be 20: A kid who is clearly a kid yet tries to pick up girls possibly close to twice their age on PW and claims to be an adult.

Have fun my lovelies b:laugh
Outlier (noun) :
1. A person or thing situated away or detached from the main body or system.
2. A person or thing excluded from a group; an outsider.
-Mostly gone for RL/Team Fortress 2-
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  • Burnout - Harshlands
    Burnout - Harshlands Posts: 2,585 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Outlier - Harshlands wrote: »
    Feel free to add your own but resist the temptation to name people:

    Types of players on Harshlands defined:

    The mouthy catshop: That catshop that seems to run it's mouth constantly yet nobody knows it's main

    The World Chat DJ: The player that seems to have mistaken World Chat for a playlist suggestion chat and gives a stream of songs/artists (I include myself here)

    Frequent Rage Quitter: The player that seems to rage quit for a few hours weekly before returning with some weird **** excuse like "my friend begged me"

    The I-collect-marriages-like-Pokemon-cards player: It becomes impossible to figure out who they're with because it seems like the Duke might go hoarse from shouting their marriages

    The G.I.R.L.: The guy on the female character that everybody thinks is a girl.

    The I-Don't-Cashshop-But-I-Have-Cashshop-items: The person everybody KNOWS cashshops but will swear up and down until blue in the face they don't

    The person who's 14 and claims to be 20: A kid who is clearly a kid yet tries to pick up girls possibly close to twice their age on PW and claims to be an adult.

    Have fun my lovelies b:laugh


    My mystic gets hit on daily, even though girls think my char has no sense of fashion. Guys think my char is cute but the girls think its tacky and anti-feminist...hmmm....b:chuckle

    Then I tell them I'm a guy and they act like their world has just been shattered. Are us guys rlly this stupid? b:shutup
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    I replied to the 7th topic on the 1st page of mystic forums, and got reported for necro. Plz save mystic forums.
  • Outlier - Harshlands
    Outlier - Harshlands Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Oh; can't believe I forgot the safe zone QQer. Even more amusing when they eventually come out of safe zone with friends and...still die.
    Side note: Didn't know you had a sin, Nia O.o You should add me on Facebook yo.
    Outlier (noun) :
    1. A person or thing situated away or detached from the main body or system.
    2. A person or thing excluded from a group; an outsider.
    -Mostly gone for RL/Team Fortress 2-
  • Tryagain - Harshlands
    Tryagain - Harshlands Posts: 716 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    You missed the most common of all


    Sin-complex: player rolls a sin, and instantly turns into a hard-*** that can kill anything and anyone, just by stealthing and auto attacking. This person now knows everything there is to know about the game, even though they've never left FC or west gate.
  • Burnout - Harshlands
    Burnout - Harshlands Posts: 2,585 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Paranoid-dude: He's convinced that his faction has a clique which is actively trying to exclude him from activities, and he will suddenly out of the blue ask for a 5-man group to help him farm TT3-3 mats and when 5 people don't step up instantly in guild chat he uses this as proof of a clique/discrimination and leaves the guild.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    I replied to the 7th topic on the 1st page of mystic forums, and got reported for necro. Plz save mystic forums.
  • Outlier - Harshlands
    Outlier - Harshlands Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Oh oh, that reminds me:
    You All Suck Faction Rage Quitter: Person who Rage Quits faction because nobody dropped everything to come help with unnecessary mob quest/Jewels (Mob quest=learn your class; Jewels=several smaller factions may not always have people on to do and isn't even needed)
    Outlier (noun) :
    1. A person or thing situated away or detached from the main body or system.
    2. A person or thing excluded from a group; an outsider.
    -Mostly gone for RL/Team Fortress 2-
  • Irae - Harshlands
    Irae - Harshlands Posts: 183 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    BR's: **** u mather
  • MrHanky - Harshlands
    MrHanky - Harshlands Posts: 477 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Drunk-quitter

    gets drunk and rage quits faction for no reason
    rejoins next day
    b:bye
  • brazenbusboy
    brazenbusboy Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Founder Quitters - They found a faction and give it a motto that includes "never quit." Then once they get near end game and need more powerful friends to do the endgame instances, quit to join a larger faction. Then they leave a lowbie alt in the faction so they can say they never quit, even though they spend 99% of their time in the other faction.

    Faction of the Weekers - New players who just want to have a cool faction name over their head, starts a new faction, asks a bunch of randoms outside arch on a busy day to join and maybe gets 20 or so members all newbs. They and most of thier members quit in a week or two when they realize its going to take more than a few sittings to 'beat' this game.

    Sock Puppet Chat Prima Donnas - players go to the trouble of multi-logging mainly to carry on witty conversations between thier toons in world and normal chat.

    Jumpers - players that don't just jump and sommersault while running to a destination, but do it for hours around places where other players are trying to concentrate like near a auctioneer etc.

    Awol Sins - Sins that stealth around mobs leaving the cleric and other squishies in their squad to fight through on their own.

    Marketing 101 FAILS - players starting a squad with lead who only post 'LFM BHXX' when they have a cleric, a barb, wines, or any combination there-of. They don't seem to notice competitors posting things like"BHXX with Cler,Barb and wines, 3 spots left" and then wonder why it takes them forever to get people signed up.

    Wine Gotchas - Team leads that wait untill everyone is in the instance before springing wine fees on them. If your the lead and you don't mention wines I assume that either we will be doing the run without them or that you are taking care of it. I don't pay for wines unless its discussed and agreed to before entering the instance.
    Just some guy
  • zbzkda
    zbzkda Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    People who join a faction looking for BH run throughs everyday, and if nobody wants to solo their BH for them they say the faction "isn't helpful". They then proceed to leave the faction and look for some other magical faction whose highbies will want to spend all day running low level BHs, multiple times for each set of lowbies who log in at different times of the day, etc. So run 2-3 BH39, 2-3 BH51, 2-3 BH59, everyday.

    Sadly, no faction like that exists.
    I seriously wonder: people who don't RPK, if you play the board game "Sorry!" and you roll the dice so that you land on an opponents piece and send it back to the beginning, do you sincerely apologize and ask everyone if you can have a do-over roll so you can give your victim another chance? It's a god damn game..

    --LongKnife
  • Player_two - Harshlands
    Player_two - Harshlands Posts: 135 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    RQ-rage quits and yells at people for either an apparant or unapparent reason. in other words...me
    b:shocked oh noes was walking and forgot to breath
  • Nyxyo - Harshlands
    Nyxyo - Harshlands Posts: 233 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    scamers--all kinds..

    also lot of ppl red name in guild random pk that if you kill then rage foreverb:laugh
  • Massad - Harshlands
    Massad - Harshlands Posts: 360 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    guilty of a few.. awol sin.. done it (but came back out of stealth to help fight once I lost aggro... does that still count?)

    Founder quitter (sort of) my faction from another game all came to pwi about a year ago... we all got to about 90 or so and quit the game. (for awhile)

    Marketing fails... guilty... But I do read and correct afterawhile.

    Wine gotchas... I drop team and let them do it on there own... Most of the time I have it cleared to boss before anyone else gets into instance anyways so if they spring a wine fee I spring a wasted durability, charm, and pot fee...

    The I can tank this... Guilty... I said I could solo mobs in bh 59.. and I was doing that until I screwed up a button press and instead of pulling one mob with the genie. I pulled them all with a knife throw. (those buttons have hence been seperated)

    sin complex... not guilty... I don't know how many times a day I say and I quote... I AM NOT A TANK!!!!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Other names include but not limited to LOKl_ _ClRCE_, _AnGeal_
  • _Severn_ - Harshlands
    _Severn_ - Harshlands Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    The Im To Busy To Recieve Help : People that whine and whine for help and when you go to help them they tell you there busy with something and expect you to wait.

    I Need A BH, But Im AFK: People that ask for help on a bh, but that dont respond when you try inviting them to squad, then after you run the bh for other faction members (with free slots in squad) they start asking for the bh again

    The World Revolves Around Me : People that expect Help Immediately after asking, and get fussy when you help someone else first

    I Know Everything About PK, But I Make Noob Mistakes : The noob that talks and talks about being perfect at PK, talks about the perfect combo's and trash talk people that do it different, but when it comes to actual pk that make noob mistakes. (ex. using phys marrow on an archer and seeker and wonder why metal attacks do a lot of damage.)

    The Spectators Are Ganking Me : The person that gets his *** handed to him in a 1v1, then starts yelling that the spectators where ganking him. After being told no one ganked them and that they need to grow up, they rage quit

    I Accidentally PK'D Someone Till I Turned Blood Red : The person that's blood red and forgets SL and drops. After dropping they try to negotiate the return of the fallen items by saying " I Accidentally AoE'd and killed some lowbies near by, that's why im red"

    The Im lvl 90 and I pk lvl 30s, So I got Skill : These are my Favorite Type of people, they usually hang out around lvl 30-40 quest areas pking every low lvl white name around. As soon as someone of same lvl comes they usually run to a SZ. If by chance you kill them, they spend usually around an hour raging at you saying your fail, that you have no skill and that its your gear that made you kill them. (my tt80 set is soo OP for a lvl 90 archer).
  • VoItaire - Harshlands
    VoItaire - Harshlands Posts: 1,033 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    The "I suck horribly so what just happened proved nothing": People who will call you fail or nab immediately after you successfully defeat them 1v1
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Manostra - Harshlands
    Manostra - Harshlands Posts: 308 Arc User
    edited July 2011
    Jumpers - players that don't just jump and sommersault while running to a destination, but do it for hours around places where other players are trying to concentrate like near a auctioneer etc.

    Thats me thats me b:chuckle

    1 on 1 Barbs:
    Mostly 101 good geared and good refines they wanna 1 on 1 everyone and everything everytime and brag nobody can kill them in a 1 on 1 with their 32k hp wich is probably true but sucks on my nerves when they wine you not agree to 1 on 1 them.
    I hate Room 38

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