FB19 - A fun little story.

(all names have been changed to hide the identities of these idiots.)

So I did my first REAL tabbed FB19, and man was it just a huge clusterf**k. Normally that's not a bad thing, everyone gets to have a little fun and if you watch your *** you come off better then when you started, but this one was a dirty lemon party.

I was with my Girlfriend, who was the person who got me involved in PWI, when I saw a dead Sin. Now I had just gotten Rez and I'm a carebear, I love buffing and rezzing random PC's, it gives me the warm fuzzies. And sometimes, you get their highlevel junk, which makes good money in a shop. We were getting 30 scorps so I could level only 5% away from 20. I should stuck to the quest. Anyways, this Sin is surrounded by his party, who I think are laughing at him, but they were in Squad Chat so god only knows. In this party was Barbie, a lvl 38 Tank, Wizzie another 38, Archie a level 20, and their sin, who I'm just going to call Sin, because I hate him. A lot. More then any other person I have met in my whole week of gameplay. F*cking sin

They told me that they were waiting for a cleric, and maybe a puller or someone to do an FB run, Now I had been spending the whole week reading how to be a cleric, training for it pumping stats and buying all the right skills. I was thinking to my self. "Yo bro, you can do this." =Sigh= so Naive. So my girl and I join, I leave my quest to go with them on their run. We enter they tab it and I start my thing, buffing everyone, waiting, checking to make sure everything was working properly, when Sin decides to go Leroy Jenkins on us and says

Sin: **** it I'm tired of waiting let's just GOOOO.

and runs off. F*ck him. With a stick. So we of course let him run off and die because honestly, while I stuck to the Barb spammed IH and made sure everyone close stayed above 75% hp. You know being a good cleric. That's when it started. The nonsensical ramblings of a man in his Death throes, Dead people need to get one message and not a single more, because why we were waiting we got to hear this.

Sin: I died.
Sin: Lolres
Sin: Healer YUNOREZ?
Sin: Need rez
Sin: Rez me
Sin: Can I haz rez

for a nice minute... Minute in a half, I'm busy so I ignore him until the room is completely cleared and we are ready to move on I heal him, buff him and PM him, explaining that a cleric keeps the tank alive, and that as a sin, he is kinda squishy, and should be more careful. That he can't just run in and expect to own everything.

Sin: Lol **** newb

Awesome. So I did, the next room was even better I was healing barb when our peppy sin decides to run from a scorp, he runs past me, while I am healing the Barb, and someone does SOMETHING to make me get Aggro. Maybe he died again, I don't understand how he levels but meh. So this 28 scorp hit's my soft *** 2x and I die.

Sin:lol Newb
Barbie: Heh,too bad.
Wizzie: Damn bad cler
MyGF: It's ok, just come back

So I do, now this time they have cleared another room, Wiz plays my role poorly while waiting for me to return and everything moves swimmingly. I am patting myself on the back at this point. We get to the Xenobeast, and we Barb starts to pull mobs. Of course. He is horrible at it, so all the mobs attack us. Squad wipe, it's obviously my fault for not keeping everyone alive. I lag behind and everyone rushes in, Sin is raring to go, but was promised he would get NOTHING if he pulled that **** again, kept him in line.

Sin rushes everyone and they cave saying I need to get their "soon" Or else they'll kill the boss without me. I am in the dungeon halfway when I ask for a guide.

Barbie: Not it
Archie: Too squishy
Wizzie: Someone should go
Sin: Lolnoob
MyGF: Love just go it'll be ok.

So I walk and they become more and more impatient. well... Sin is. Cuz sin's a D-bag. I keep walking and I mention no-one cleaned upp all the mobs, I was told to walk around them. I failed at this and died, finally everyone got fed up of waiting and of the sin's constant B*tching and do the run. With me outside of the cave. Finish it before I can enter and for carrying these guys. I got 2 lucky notes, and -15% exp.

Makes you wonder why people run with random squads.