Barb for hire!

Bearish - Sanctuary
Bearish - Sanctuary Posts: 264 Arc User
edited May 2011 in Twilight Temple (West)
ok since barbs dont get in any nirvana runs anymore, i am officially broke and need $ for charms in tw.... so i am officially selling my body...

full delta for chrono (drops split equally): 1.5m
fcc to heads (u in party): 300k
only heads rooms (u there for only 5min): 350k
99 key nirvana (can do 4 times, i dont take drops): 4m
tt 1-x, 2-x, 3-1 (i dont take drops): 500k
lunar (non bh, i dont take drops): 1.5m
all lvl 100+ bh: 200k
bh79 + bh89: 200k
all bh below bh79: 100k
world boss tank (i dont take drops): 50k
trophy mode 69: 600k per run
OHT pull mobs into AOE (i dont join your party, u get full exp; i take drops): 250k/30min
by every 1/2 hour doing things that belong to none of the above: 200k
by every hour '': 350k
personal tiger mount @ 10m/s: 100k/30min, 150k/hour
bidding auction for u (u pay item cost+fee): 100k per item won
fake bidding auction for u: 1k each raise
bumping gold price for u: 5k per successful bump
opening ur nirvana: 25k
opening ur TT: 5k
sage buffs: 3k/each
full chi: 1k
husband for one month (marriage quest, etc; u pay packs): 5m

all prices MOSTLIKELY final b:surrender (if anything, it will only be cheaper and not more expensive)
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  • truekossy
    truekossy Posts: 7,021 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    I... er.... not sure if want. b:surrender
  • Tsumama - Sanctuary
    Tsumama - Sanctuary Posts: 19 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Bearbish!
    what's your fee for a night of passion! b:laugh b:dirty
  • Mendolin - Sanctuary
    Mendolin - Sanctuary Posts: 1,092 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    what about your price for marriage for me? b:avoid b:dirty
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  • Lu$t - Sanctuary
    Lu$t - Sanctuary Posts: 1,005 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    hmmm...might take you up on opening nirvana lol
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  • Jellytoast - Sanctuary
    Jellytoast - Sanctuary Posts: 1,295 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Mendolin - Sanctuary wrote: »
    what about your price for marriage for me? b:avoid b:dirty

    Awww that's adorable :D
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  • RoidAbuse - Sanctuary
    RoidAbuse - Sanctuary Posts: 1,066 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    I will do everything Bearish listed above minus 500 coins.
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    Making "non-trash-talkers" show their true color. RAGE ON! b:laugh
  • Mendolin - Sanctuary
    Mendolin - Sanctuary Posts: 1,092 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Jellytoast - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Awww that's adorable :D

    b:chuckle ya... at that point regi was trying to do anything to distract us (you can see its the last 6 minutes of a 3 hour attack by nefarious on regicide) honestly i cant remember if we ended up winning and claiming the land in the last couple minutes but i want to say that we did <3 but i didnt care... bearish was just too sweet b:cute
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  • U_Sasuke - Sanctuary
    U_Sasuke - Sanctuary Posts: 643 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    RoidAbuse - Sanctuary wrote: »
    I will do everything Bearish listed above minus 500 coins.

    LOL!b:laugh
  • MistaBwanden - Sanctuary
    MistaBwanden - Sanctuary Posts: 2,803 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    RoidAbuse - Sanctuary wrote: »
    I will do everything Bearish listed above minus 500 coins.

    And for faction members? <3
  • Asterelle - Sanctuary_1381265973
    Asterelle - Sanctuary_1381265973 Posts: 7,881 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    You and roid are selling yourself short on nirvana opening really.

    99 nirvana keys gets you a nearly free 10 uncannies which is 4m. That makes a nirvana key worth at least 40k. You're selling them for 25k :O and roid is selling for 24,500.
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  • Aliure - Sanctuary
    Aliure - Sanctuary Posts: 172 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Tsumama - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Bearbish!
    what's your fee for a night of passion! b:laugh b:dirty

    Howmuch for a night with me and tsu <3 b:dirty
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  • Lu$t - Sanctuary
    Lu$t - Sanctuary Posts: 1,005 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Aliure - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Howmuch for a night with me and tsu <3 b:dirty

    room for a tranny? b:dirty
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  • Tsumama - Sanctuary
    Tsumama - Sanctuary Posts: 19 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Aliure - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Howmuch for a night with me and tsu <3 b:dirty

    OMG! *faints* b:dirty b:chuckle
  • Bearish - Sanctuary
    Bearish - Sanctuary Posts: 264 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    lol u guys b:laugh

    btw all my 99keys are sold, thx for business :D
    fcc heads price are updated to 400k now (since too many ppl asking)
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  • GdByeElsA - Sanctuary
    GdByeElsA - Sanctuary Posts: 25 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    oh bear bear bear
  • KibblesnBitz - Sanctuary
    KibblesnBitz - Sanctuary Posts: 129 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    I know how to get him to do most of it for free. b:pleased
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  • Ninnuam - Sanctuary
    Ninnuam - Sanctuary Posts: 1,086 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Mendy that ss is like 2 years old. You're marrying me nao >:D Furball can join in on the sex life if he rerolls panda >:D
    b:dirty
  • Sarbear - Raging Tide
    Sarbear - Raging Tide Posts: 324 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Bearbaby I'm hiring you as my full time barbaro for TW b:kiss
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  • Mendolin - Sanctuary
    Mendolin - Sanctuary Posts: 1,092 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Ninnuam - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Mendy that ss is like 2 years old. You're marrying me nao >:D Furball can join in on the sex life if he rerolls panda >:D

    b:sad you left me standing at the alter a long time ago.... i'm still hurt- you will need to make it up to me b:cute
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  • StormDragoon - Sanctuary
    StormDragoon - Sanctuary Posts: 65 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    LOL this is a hilarious post.
  • Wyborn - Sanctuary
    Wyborn - Sanctuary Posts: 123 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Bearbear, it's time for us to get married.

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