The DW PK/WTF? thread

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  • Zanryu - Dreamweaver
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver Posts: 7,261 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Zsw - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Try bots maybe :o

    Bots don't have the amazing pking skills I do, let's face it I'm like a god

    /arrogance

    Seriously... No >:( **** bots >:(
  • Alias - Dreamweaver
    Alias - Dreamweaver Posts: 478 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    I do... it's just macros don't really work so well in pk :(
    No.
    You just fail!
    *Slaps* GET BACK TO WORK!
  • Zanryu - Dreamweaver
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver Posts: 7,261 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Alias - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    No.
    You just fail!
    *Slaps* GET BACK TO WORK!

    *one shots Alias*
  • Dakuken - Dreamweaver
    Dakuken - Dreamweaver Posts: 196 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    *Punches Alias 4 times a second until he dies*
  • Zoll - Dreamweaver
    Zoll - Dreamweaver Posts: 25 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    *stunlocks Alias to death*
    The Blademaster motto: Stun, stun, and stun some more!!
  • Alias - Dreamweaver
    Alias - Dreamweaver Posts: 478 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    GANK!!!!!!

    *WoGs Holypaths away triple spark **** you all* >:
  • Dakuken - Dreamweaver
    Dakuken - Dreamweaver Posts: 196 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Alias - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    GANK!!!!!!

    *WoGs Holypaths away triple spark **** you all* >:


    I'll just Domain, seal you, then Zan can Holy Path away while I deal with you <3
  • Alias - Dreamweaver
    Alias - Dreamweaver Posts: 478 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Dakuken - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    I'll just Domain, seal you, then Zan can Holy Path away while I deal with you <3

    *Twoshots you*
    *Oneshots zan*
  • Zanryu - Dreamweaver
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver Posts: 7,261 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Alias - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    *Twoshots you*
    *Oneshots zan*

    I honestly doubt you could two shot Dak o.o
  • Alias - Dreamweaver
    Alias - Dreamweaver Posts: 478 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    How much HP does he have now? O_o And on Archeror Wizzie, or both? o.o
    You answer that right and i might just log to see o.o"



    *Tells a story*
    Once when i was standing around at OT i was ganked by two barbs, I proceeded to kite and face/board skills at them.
    One crit and i ported away and triple sparked, I never got off a hit after that.
    Everyone at OT took them to shreds.
    I was pissed.
  • Zanryu - Dreamweaver
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver Posts: 7,261 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Dak's at 7300 HP right now
  • Alias - Dreamweaver
    Alias - Dreamweaver Posts: 478 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Yeh....I can twoshot you with both chars o.o"

    Unless you got megorzhaxorz gear? o.o

    *Logs and looks for you*
  • Baalbak - Dreamweaver
    Baalbak - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,624 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    One time, at OT, I saw Zanryu standing around white named so I decided to poke him with onslaught. But it one shotted him :0
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Retired..
  • Dakuken - Dreamweaver
    Dakuken - Dreamweaver Posts: 196 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Baalbak - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    One time, at OT, I saw Zanryu standing around white named so I decided to poke him with onslaught. But it one shotted him :0

    NO NOT MY ZANNERS! :(He was at 1.6k HP and unbuffed you jerk

    This one ti- oh, actually, multiple times I saw this barb named Baalbak. I attacked and killed him :O It was fun! :o
  • Xarathox - Dreamweaver
    Xarathox - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,657 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    This one time I had so much wood, I could've choked a beaver.
    Some people risk to employ me

    Some people live to destroy me

    Either way they die
  • Decus - Dreamweaver
    Decus - Dreamweaver Posts: 5,033 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Dakuken - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    NO NOT MY ZANNERS! :(He was at 1.6k HP and unbuffed you jerk

    This one ti- oh, actually, multiple times I saw this barb named Baalbak. I attacked and killed him :O It was fun! :o

    This one time, I saw Zan at OT and I shot him with some plumeshots and he died :(

    This other time, I saw Zan at OT and I shot him with some plumeshots and a razor feathers, and he died :(

    This other time, Zan PMed me and was angry or something, so he came down to Black Mountain to 1v1 me, and he died while Meatbun watched :(
    Proving that not only archers do math since 2009. b:victory
    Current math challenge: pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=1029711&page=45
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "Any skills that can be used to kill you will interrupt BB when successful." -truekossy | "...Sage archers are kind of like Mac owners. They are proud of the weirdest and most unnecessary things." -Aesthor | "We ALL know Jesus doesn't play PWI. He may have suffered a lot for humanity, but he'd NEVER punish himself this way." -Abstractive | "I approve of bananas." -SashaGray
  • Dakuken - Dreamweaver
    Dakuken - Dreamweaver Posts: 196 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Decus - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    This one time, I saw Zan at OT and I shot him with some plumeshots and he died :(

    This other time, I saw Zan at OT and I shot him with some plumeshots and a razor feathers, and he died :(

    This other time, Zan PMed me and was angry or something, so he came down to Black Mountain to 1v1 me, and he died while Meatbun watched :(

    Yeah, because having better gear and a charm makes it so hard to win right? :o

    I'll give you 20m if you can take my BM in a 1v1 b:avoid
  • Decus - Dreamweaver
    Decus - Dreamweaver Posts: 5,033 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Dakuken - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Yeah, because having better gear and a charm makes it so hard to win right? :o

    I'll give you 20m if you can take my BM in a 1v1 b:avoid

    Not my fault you had inferior gear an no charm ;)

    I don't even have the game installed anymore and I am fairly sure Decus has been re-purposed since I gave all of his unbound stuff away to friends. You're welcome to kill him if you see him online, though. :o
    Proving that not only archers do math since 2009. b:victory
    Current math challenge: pwi-forum.perfectworld.com/showthread.php?t=1029711&page=45
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    "Any skills that can be used to kill you will interrupt BB when successful." -truekossy | "...Sage archers are kind of like Mac owners. They are proud of the weirdest and most unnecessary things." -Aesthor | "We ALL know Jesus doesn't play PWI. He may have suffered a lot for humanity, but he'd NEVER punish himself this way." -Abstractive | "I approve of bananas." -SashaGray
  • Dakuken - Dreamweaver
    Dakuken - Dreamweaver Posts: 196 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Decus - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Not my fault you had inferior gear an no charm ;)

    I don't even have the game installed anymore and I am fairly sure Decus has been re-purposed since I gave all of his unbound stuff away to friends. You're welcome to kill him if you see him online, though. :o

    YAY! I even have it in writing :O Oh this shall be delicious
  • Baalbak - Dreamweaver
    Baalbak - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,624 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Dakuken - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    NO NOT MY ZANNERS! :(He was at 1.6k HP and unbuffed you jerk

    This one ti- oh, actually, multiple times I saw this barb named Baalbak. I attacked and killed him :O It was fun! :o

    IIRC, none of those times was I charmed or buff whilst you were - and you ermm... ran from spark on meb:chuckle
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Retired..
  • Dakuken - Dreamweaver
    Dakuken - Dreamweaver Posts: 196 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Baalbak - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    IIRC, none of those times was I charmed or buff whilst you were - and you ermm... ran from spark on meb:chuckle

    Leap Back once =/= running ijs

    I leap back... stun... then kill you anyway, though on some barbs I just tank the spark anyway.... if you prefer I could run the entire spark off then come up, spark, occult, and **** you :o Like 99% of every other melee pker out there b:cute

    EDIT: Today I pked like.. everyone that was at OT. I fought ikillforfree, xKickAsSx, and some BM Back to back to back and beat them each, for about 7 rounds until I finally died. Then ikillforfree and I go like 6 rounds, I won four, he won two, then he started stealth sparking out of stealth, got me once like that and hasn't shown up since... so now I'm in FC :D I wish I had a Jones Blessing on :/
  • Baalbak - Dreamweaver
    Baalbak - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,624 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    well next time I'm charmed - we'll have a rematch. i don't envision it being very soon though since for me, PK = charm waste. which is why I hate it when people run away in PK. granted leapback is a skill, so its technically not running. but, it surely takes a lot of skill to spark stun and stack debuffs on an uncharmed opponent.b:chuckle its part of the reason why I don't normally PK at OT since thats what about 90% of the sins do out there, except they start from stealth >.>
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Retired..
  • Dakuken - Dreamweaver
    Dakuken - Dreamweaver Posts: 196 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Baalbak - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    well next time I'm charmed - we'll have a rematch. i don't envision it being very soon though since for me, PK = charm waste. which is why I hate it when people run away in PK. granted leapback is a skill, so its technically not running. but, it surely takes a lot of skill to spark stun and stack debuffs on an uncharmed opponent.b:chuckle its part of the reason why I don't normally PK at OT since thats what about 90% of the sins do out there, except they start from stealth >.>

    Shame almost none of them know how to fight, they rely on the OPness of the class itself, not actual skill. I've never even sparked on you I think o.o Maybe I'll try it b:sin
  • Jette - Dreamweaver
    Jette - Dreamweaver Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    This one time. This sin ganked me out of stealth. And I've farmed him ever since. And I killed him 14 times in two days. Call all he does is Stealth > fail > stealth > fail > repeat.

    This one time. This afk BM named Dakuken got caught in my AoE for 17k o.o

    This other time this random sin got caught in my AoE for 25.5k o.o

    People seem to like getting caught in my AoE

    Random OP archer comes out of nowhere and starts attacking me. She killed me. Right after I finished casting one more skill. The skill still hit her even though I was dead. She died too :D

    OP sin comes after me at OT with like 11k hp. So I one shot him o.o Instantly better day and bigger ego O.o

    And this one time. I damage tested poetic. And didn't tick his charm. He damage tested me. Didn't tick my charm either. Until I was rez'd >.> (10k hit ftl D:)

    And this one time, I facerolled the keyboard and destroyed everything o.o
  • Baalbak - Dreamweaver
    Baalbak - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,624 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    youre certainly welcome to. what are your deicides refined to?
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  • Dakuken - Dreamweaver
    Dakuken - Dreamweaver Posts: 196 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    This one time Jette Sage sparked and used BIDS, I resisted it with Domain and killed him :o

    OMG I just remembered one! I was in an alt FC last week and a BM was using fists on mobs, so I called him on it and he Demon sparks then drops squad while I have two groups of mobs on me, he fails to kill me then runs for like 50 seconds and we get ported out, we leave safe and fight and when I win he says I run too much even though I only used leap back. Then he got full buffs while I had self buffs only, we fought, my charm died then I killed him anyway. b:cute

    Annnnd my Deicides are at +6 at the moment, I get stuck fighting people with +10 weapons though... kinda sucks lol
  • Jette - Dreamweaver
    Jette - Dreamweaver Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    This one time I sage sparked and used BIDS and Dakuken resisted it with domain and killed me D:
  • Baalbak - Dreamweaver
    Baalbak - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,624 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Dakuken - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Annnnd my Deicides are at +6 at the moment, I get stuck fighting people with +10 weapons though... kinda sucks lol

    :O

    my rank 8 hammer is only +4 and I only have an attack rate of 1.0 b:chuckle

    but I still beat yamidante like 3 times and he is using striking dragons +6 (twice I was charmed, third time I was uncharmed and it was a close fight)

    edit: holy cow.. i love my computer o.0 it saved my post even when power went out from this thunderstorm.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Retired..
  • Dakuken - Dreamweaver
    Dakuken - Dreamweaver Posts: 196 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Baalbak - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    :O

    my rank 8 hammer is only +4 and I only have an attack rate of 1.0 b:chuckle

    but I still beat yamidante like 3 times and he is using striking dragons +6 (twice I was charmed, third time I was uncharmed and it was a close fight)

    edit: holy cow.. i love my computer o.0 it saved my post even when power went out from this thunderstorm.


    To be honest.. Yam's not all that great of a BM, I've seen him fight and he's not the best out there. Rank 8 still hits like a truck though... I hate how easy it is to get such powerful weapons... oh well I guess... badass computer though :O
  • Baalbak - Dreamweaver
    Baalbak - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,624 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    I do enjoy my rank 8 hammer and I'm glad it was somewhat easy to obtain it. Realistically speaking at a cost / benefit standpoint its much better outcome than taking a 99 gold weapon to stage 1 nirvana.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Retired..

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