Dear Perfect World Entertainment,

zbzkda
zbzkda Posts: 0 Arc User
edited April 2011 in Arigora Colosseum
Perfect World Entertainment,
http://pwi.perfectworld.com,
Dear Game Moderator,

In my time of play in this game, on the Harshlands server, it has come to my attention that there is a severe lack of attention to the security and well-being of members of the Venomancer population. Many nefarious, unscrupulous persons of various tribes repeatedly abuse Venomancers, sometimes even going to the extent of physically attacking them. Alas, it is with this in mind that I make this solemn bid to ensure to continued health and survival of the Venomancer demographic Perfect-World-Wide.

It has come to my attention that there are specific, very easy ways to both target and attack a member of the venomancer class. Rogues wielding any of an array of both blunt and sharp weapons, calling themselves "Blademasters" are able to employ the use of a "targeting" system to single out a venomancer, and cause lethal damage to him/her; in extreme cases, these thugs have been reported to have inflicted concussive damage which mentally stuns the Venomancer before brutally murdering him/her. Alongside these rogues are crafty, yet harmless looking "Clerics", who use various pagan rituals to sedate a Venomancer or otherwise induce sleep; The venomancer is then killed and looted, in a terrible festival which these bandits call "taking drops".

I'd like to call on the management of this virtual world to see to it that this is immediately halted. Recently there has been a rise in the procreation of a group of miscreants who identify themselves as assassins. These schoolyard bullies have been known to be able sneak up on, and inflict damage on a venomancer! They have been increasingly seen participating in group killings of Venomancers outside of large cities, and they publicly execute the venomancers with the aid of their merciless underlings, the "Psychics", who are able to heal their wounds and prepare them to go on, unaffected by and oblivious to the shedding of yet another venomancer's life.

Surely such injustice cannot be allowed to continue unpunished! Once noble masters of the magical arts, the Wizards have now banded with the Blademasters in summoning all manner of calamity upon venomancers; Even employing the use of flaming projectiles, and manipulating the elements to wear away at their once strong spirits; And the once friendly Barbarian tribe has now turned its back, and allied itself with the horde of genocidal tyrants of diverse racial composition, and even now they turn upon their former friends, and in sheer fits of madness, perform insane suicidal attacks, during which they flagellate themselves, then proceed to inflict wounds to Venomancers which, if not able to kill them, leave them bordering on death; And soon after death the Barbarians ritually engage in blood-baths, invoking demon spirits to empower themselves at the cost of venomancer lives.

Finally, the newest threat yet, is the sudden appearance of a breed of malefactors whose agenda has been identified as seeking out venomancers, and destroying them, with the help of their minions, the so called "Mystics", an utterly unredeemable, thoroughly corrupt clan of spirit channeling heathen, who unleash all manner of unclean spirits to wreak havoc on Venomancers, and will faithfully stay by their Seeker companions' sides and give them the power to recover from any wound...even from death itself, making them a frightful, unstoppable force.

With unrepentantly wicked and cunning, archers sniping at Venomancer children from the heights and wounding their finest warriors with underhanded, piercing arrows, and unscrupulous, amoral, brutish assassins pursuing their old and feeble to the very depths of the sea, the venomancer is fast becoming a dying breed. Please, I beg you, remove the stain of fear and shame from venomancers world-wide! Use your powers as overseers of the land to fight the injustice! Nerf those who would seek to eradicate the noble fox, and restore peace and equity to the realm of the Perfect World.

--Yours sincerely,
A venomancer


This is only a joke, so please take it as such ^_^
I seriously wonder: people who don't RPK, if you play the board game "Sorry!" and you roll the dice so that you land on an opponents piece and send it back to the beginning, do you sincerely apologize and ask everyone if you can have a do-over roll so you can give your victim another chance? It's a god damn game..

--LongKnife
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Comments

  • Xarathox - Dreamweaver
    Xarathox - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,657 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    I LOL'd. b:laugh
    Some people risk to employ me

    Some people live to destroy me

    Either way they die
  • Omea - Lost City
    Omea - Lost City Posts: 114 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    +12
    10 char
    How come, if someone asks a question in a forum, at least 13/20 posts answers the question in the same exact way, 5/20 word the exact same answer differently and 2/20 say something completely unrelated to both life and death?
  • Juriana - Heavens Tear
    Juriana - Heavens Tear Posts: 126 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    +12
    10 char

    What she said.
    b:chuckle
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • lizrau
    lizrau Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    very interesting, i actually read through the whole thing :D.....um yeah...+1 to my post!?!?!? I can't beileve you took the time to type this if you really did.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]


    Sig credits to Myra :D
  • allelujah2
    allelujah2 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    to much free time role a fist BM pay a **** lode of $ and get Rank 9 +10 all your gear more $ bet those sins wont target you then 0.o unless they did the same thing .... witch a couple have a ready oh well b:bye
  • XMasqueradex - Lost City
    XMasqueradex - Lost City Posts: 117 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    allelujah2 wrote: »
    to much free time role a fist BM pay a **** lode of $ and get Rank 9 +10 all your gear more $ bet those sins wont target you then 0.o unless they did the same thing .... witch a couple have a ready oh well b:bye

    guess some one missed the joke
  • Jeremied - Sanctuary
    Jeremied - Sanctuary Posts: 2,259 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    I agree. The Venomancer truely is an endangered species now adays.

    I hearby start a petition for a protected breeding program!

    <w< Who is with me?
    *Signs up my veno* >o>
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    ~Demon as of 5/6/12 - On the night where the moon is closer to the earth and brighter than any other night in the past 18 years.~

    Slow and steady stays alive~ I'm in no rush, I'm enjoying the journey to end game just as it was ment to be. b:victory
    "You sir, are why I love clerics <3" < Liba - Heaven's Tear
    b:thanks Well thank you Liba<3
  • Avriel - Harshlands
    Avriel - Harshlands Posts: 80 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Thanks for the laugh :p
  • zbzkda
    zbzkda Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Hi all,

    Yea, I was bored and had nothing better to do (quite evident), so I wrote this up lol, thanks for commenting b:victory
    I seriously wonder: people who don't RPK, if you play the board game "Sorry!" and you roll the dice so that you land on an opponents piece and send it back to the beginning, do you sincerely apologize and ask everyone if you can have a do-over roll so you can give your victim another chance? It's a god damn game..

    --LongKnife
  • Waterscyth - Harshlands
    Waterscyth - Harshlands Posts: 149 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    I <3 u zkdaf, now to read your post...
    Once there was an Assassin... He killed everyone. The End...
  • Digitalbleh - Sanctuary
    Digitalbleh - Sanctuary Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    lol
    i killed a veno the other day, there just so tantalising b:surrender
  • HarmOwnie - Dreamweaver
    HarmOwnie - Dreamweaver Posts: 574 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    Well you think that venomancers are in danger?- the population of wizards is already running low so that most of the players think someone is telling a fairy tale when the word wizard drops. Moreover most of us arent welcome in the parties dominated by the mentioned blademasters and assasins so that we are forced to pull huggy hares out of our hats on children's birthday parties to not die because of lonelyness. Well at least that gives us some bucks to be able to buy the required paysafecards to be able to afford the gear that other classes would consider a luxuary item but that is needed to remain a playable character compared with the other classes.

    greetz harm0wnie
  • Grimsby - Dreamweaver
    Grimsby - Dreamweaver Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited April 2011
    I love you.