Things To Do While Servers Are Down

SeaCrit_Sin - Harshlands
SeaCrit_Sin - Harshlands Posts: 54 Arc User
edited March 2011 in Off-Topic Discussion
Some say the glass is half empty. Some say the glass is broken. Others claim THE GLASS IS DEAD!! Believe it or not, despite being rather obnoxious, I am a glass half full kind of fishy.

While other threads continue to rack up consecutive Q's, let's fill this one with LoLs. Creatively discuss Things To Do While Servers Are Down. Humor is appreciated, especially the dark, dry, abrasive type that I fondly use. Remember to be as absurd as possible without getting my thread closed.

I'll begin...


- go to the bar, get hammered, pick up a cougar, and find out the next morning she is really a hyena

- chase the neighborhood children with my car

- go to the doctor and finally get that funny rash looked at

- apply prescribed ointment for said rash

- torrent every episode of the smurfs and watch it while sniffing glue

- practice my mixed martial arts skills on the family cat (that one is just for you grim)



Any ways, I'm sure you all get the point. So who's next?

b:kiss
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  • Skulla - Dreamweaver
    Skulla - Dreamweaver Posts: 163 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    I'm currently trying to master baiting.
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    Recently got into fishing and those worms are hard to get on the hooks.
  • Lurani - Raging Tide
    Lurani - Raging Tide Posts: 344 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    While servers are down,
    you can finally get a life. :O
    Jk. b:shutup
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Read a book. (You know, those paper things with words on them)

    Play a different game. (BLASPHEMOUS!!)

    Put on a gorilla outfit and run down the street. (As a bonus, see if you can get anyone to give you a banana)

    Cook a meal. (Preferably without using a microwave)

    Get some exercise. (Lord knows most of us need it)

    Talk to someone. (Without the use of an electronic device).

    Run around the house in your underwear. (No reason really.)



    I could put more, but I think that's enough for right now.
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    Be nice to people
  • Stalker__ - Archosaur
    Stalker__ - Archosaur Posts: 128 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Lairian - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Read a book. (You know, those paper things with words on them)

    Play a different game. (BLASPHEMOUS!!)

    Put on a gorilla outfit and run down the street. (As a bonus, see if you can get anyone to give you a banana)

    Cook a meal. (Preferably without using a microwave)

    Get some exercise. (Lord knows most of us need it)

    Talk to someone. (Without the use of an electronic device).

    Run around the house in your underwear. (No reason really.)



    I could put more, but I think that's enough for right now.

    What is this book you speak of?b:surrender

    -Learn to do the rubik's cube

    -Figure out how to kill someone with a laser pointer (still trying to figure it out)

    -After option 2 kill Rebecca Black

    -Learn to speak the African click noise languageb:shutup
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    Free Candy?b:thanks
  • Drazomyst - Dreamweaver
    Drazomyst - Dreamweaver Posts: 226 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Chew one's arm or desk in frustration, whichever's more relieving.
    [Retired from PWI]
  • Eva_La_Roux - Lost City
    Eva_La_Roux - Lost City Posts: 29 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    About the laser pointer i can help you on that one... pretty much point it at driver on the freeway from the bridge. Could cause them to panic and cause an accident. I'm not encourging you to do so, but thats an idea that you could use.
  • Stalker__ - Archosaur
    Stalker__ - Archosaur Posts: 128 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Eva_La_Roux - Lost City wrote: »
    About the laser pointer i can help you on that one... pretty much point it at driver on the freeway from the bridge. Could cause them to panic and cause an accident. I'm not encourging you to do so, but thats an idea that you could use.

    *Gets laser pointer*b:sin

    Also master the art of ninja text >:)
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    Free Candy?b:thanks
  • Fuzzballs - Heavens Tear
    Fuzzballs - Heavens Tear Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    ... or you can always go to the website of The Flat Earth Society and read their FAQs

    quite entertaining really
  • MunliteBunny - Dreamweaver
    MunliteBunny - Dreamweaver Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    its always fun to watch the seasons of Sparticus and figure out ways to pvp against someone the way they did b:chuckle
  • Waterfal - Sanctuary
    Waterfal - Sanctuary Posts: 2,723 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    draw.. play guitar.. write..
    go to shool. wait nvm that last one ;D

    nah kk in all seriousness... I'm really either asleep or at school when servers are down so it doesn't really bother me. Had once that I couldn't log in because servers were down at that was like.. 7 in the morning here... no idea what the hell was wrong with me that I was trying to log into pw at that time... but whatever xD
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    Thanks Silvychar for the awesome sig :3

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    Hazumi_chan - lvl 9x sage seeker
  • carlocapri
    carlocapri Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    you could read the forums to see what daft ideas others re coming up withb:pleased
  • LadyLir - Raging Tide
    LadyLir - Raging Tide Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    run down the streets with nothing on yelling "I'm free!!"

    go skinny dipping in your parents hot tub

    eat your own shoe

    clean the floor that hasnt been seen in the last 10 years

    talk to people on skype while in the bath

    sing Barbie Gril loudly out of your window into a busy street.


    Enjoy b:chuckle
    LadyLir - Assassin - Aevum - Raging Tides.
  • krittycat
    krittycat Posts: 4,187 Community Moderator
    edited March 2011
    LadyLir - Raging Tide wrote: »
    run down the streets with nothing on yelling "I'm free!!"

    go skinny dipping in your parents hot tub

    eat your own shoe

    clean the floor that hasnt been seen in the last 10 years

    talk to people on skype while in the bath

    sing Barbie Gril loudly out of your window into a busy street.


    Enjoy b:chuckle

    So it was YOU with the telescope!
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  • LadyLir - Raging Tide
    LadyLir - Raging Tide Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    KrittyCat wrote: »
    So it was YOU with the telescope!

    *looking nervous* I... I .... I have no idea what you are talking about. b:embarrass
    LadyLir - Assassin - Aevum - Raging Tides.

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