no bathrooms in perfect world?

SpasticCat - Sanctuary
SpasticCat - Sanctuary Posts: 19 Arc User
edited March 2011 in Chronicles
Hey PWI, whats the deal? We need bathrooms baaaaaaad. My poor toons have been "holding it in" for over 2 years now. Don't you realize all the health issues that arise when one does not "go"?

Every one has been bathing in the lakes and rivers, no wonder why all the water mobs are so angry.

PWI, please help us out we have to "go" so bad and we would like a decent shower too, please my cleric is starting to smell like a landfill, when he casts cyclone he raises his arms and all plant life just wilts, HELP US PLEASE!!!
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  • _Nuriko_ - Lost City
    _Nuriko_ - Lost City Posts: 1,004 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Dont forget maybe a decent restaraunt? Last thing my assassin ate was that Mantou =/ and one of them sucked horribly!!
    Ahira is a spyb:cryb:cryb:cry
  • BaconBong - Lost City
    BaconBong - Lost City Posts: 28 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    I survive on nothing but crab meat and pain QQ
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  • Asthariel - Dreamweaver
    Asthariel - Dreamweaver Posts: 498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Don't forget it's a perfect world. None here needs to pee, and we don't even need a shower either, since the chars are auto-cleanable. None can stink in a perfect world xD
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  • _Nuriko_ - Lost City
    _Nuriko_ - Lost City Posts: 1,004 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    >_> How can anyone view this game as perfect?
    Ahira is a spyb:cryb:cryb:cry
  • Quilue - Sanctuary
    Quilue - Sanctuary Posts: 5,787 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Need public baths with naked bathing animations.
    Elena Costel: I wash my hands of this affair.
    Legerity: *drags you back* *stains your hands with said affair*
    Elena Costel: Noooo... I don't want to have a dirty affair with Lady Legerity...
    Qui: b:dirty
  • Zanryu - Dreamweaver
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver Posts: 7,261 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Hmm... if the world is perfect how come girls don't start making out in front of me?
  • _Nuriko_ - Lost City
    _Nuriko_ - Lost City Posts: 1,004 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Knowing our luck with how pwi runs Zanryu, it would end up being two guys T_T
    Ahira is a spyb:cryb:cryb:cry
  • Wyssewomin - Heavens Tear
    Wyssewomin - Heavens Tear Posts: 27 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    PWI got me naked under the waterfall in Valley of Disaster when I had my free celestial fash. Does that count as a shower?b:chuckle
  • Zanryu - Dreamweaver
    Zanryu - Dreamweaver Posts: 7,261 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Nope, it was ****. You were drugged after they got you naked then *****. You don't remember because of the drugs. Man that was a fun day!
  • Klinsy - Dreamweaver
    Klinsy - Dreamweaver Posts: 67 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    I don't think we'll have bathrooms before we have NPCs that don't automatically assume that you're the only one pwning all these tough bosses.
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  • vristion
    vristion Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Isnt all that perfect, the women still get bishy...
  • SugarPrinces - Sanctuary
    SugarPrinces - Sanctuary Posts: 464 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    lol how has this thread lasted so long without being moved to off-topic, love it.. and yeah, in a perfect world, you dont need to use the washroom... that or everyone just goes in silverpool ;)
  • Yulk_owns - Lost City
    Yulk_owns - Lost City Posts: 936 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    _Nuriko_ - Lost City wrote: »
    Knowing our luck with how pwi runs Zanryu, it would end up being two guys T_T

    Not when you go on kinky sites on net or go to Real clubs.... got to love holes b:dirty
    I, II and III spark is the most cheesiest skill in PWI and it should be removed or massively nerfed.

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  • sleepcat
    sleepcat Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    In a perfect world, everyone is autotrophic.
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  • Sarrafeline - Sanctuary
    Sarrafeline - Sanctuary Posts: 4,661 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    BaconBong - Lost City wrote: »
    I survive on nothing but crab meat and pain QQ

    omg... I started laughing when I first read this. I'm still laughing, and it's been over 5 minutes now!

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  • Jaggerjaques - Sanctuary
    Jaggerjaques - Sanctuary Posts: 153 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Best thread i've seen in months. Thanks for the laughs b:laugh
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  • Deceptistar - Sanctuary
    Deceptistar - Sanctuary Posts: 10,454 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    SpasticCat - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Hey PWI, whats the deal? We need bathrooms baaaaaaad. My poor toons have been "holding it in" for over 2 years now. Don't you realize all the health issues that arise when one does not "go"?

    Every one has been bathing in the lakes and rivers, no wonder why all the water mobs are so angry.

    PWI, please help us out we have to "go" so bad and we would like a decent shower too, please my cleric is starting to smell like a landfill, when he casts cyclone he raises his arms and all plant life just wilts, HELP US PLEASE!!!
    are you blind? look around you. BUSHES and LEAVES.
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  • Faeble - Heavens Tear
    Faeble - Heavens Tear Posts: 183 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Deceptistar - Sanctuary wrote: »
    are you blind? look around you. BUSHES and LEAVES.

    People are going to wish they were blind if everyone starts using the bushes and leaves.
    And, all the kittys can just use the beaches as a litterbox, no need to hide in the bushes
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  • Haden - Dreamweaver
    Haden - Dreamweaver Posts: 376 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    BaconBong - Lost City wrote: »
    I survive on nothing but crab meat and pain QQ

    you need to make that your sig
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  • Jetblaze - Heavens Tear
    Jetblaze - Heavens Tear Posts: 70 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    There are bathrooms, You just gotta break down the doors to those buildings you can't enter. =3
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  • //ayne - Harshlands5
    //ayne - Harshlands5 Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Wait, so we don't bathe in Plume City lake?...Whoops...
    *Drops soap slowly* *walks out slowly* Sorry Tortoise..
  • Abstractive - Archosaur
    Abstractive - Archosaur Posts: 1,232 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    West Arch outskirts smells of fish
    There is nothing you can do
    Raging Tides is full of fish
    Some are green and some are blue.

    In this filthy "Perfect World"
    I wish the fish were made of gold
    Gold fishies, new and old
    Swimming forward, strong and bold.
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  • Vedovis - Lost City
    Vedovis - Lost City Posts: 942 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Well, when a girls gotta go, a girls gotta go... :\ Lucky venos though we can just shift to fox and LICK ourselves clean. Or run around scaring the **** out of random turtles and whatnot in lakes and rivers. Good thing about that is everyone usually mistakes you for any old fox so they don't care much when you go behind a tree.
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  • Wenomus - Dreamweaver
    Wenomus - Dreamweaver Posts: 90 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    perfect? where? D:
  • Vyrys - Harshlands
    Vyrys - Harshlands Posts: 18 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    What do you think those long flight paths are for...
  • //ayne - Harshlands5
    //ayne - Harshlands5 Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Vyrys - Harshlands wrote: »
    What do you think those long flight paths are for...

    ^ I better not feel anything drop on my head or i'm throwing thunder up there.
  • Vixter - Harshlands
    Vixter - Harshlands Posts: 1,275 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    we need a hospital too
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  • Abstractive - Archosaur
    Abstractive - Archosaur Posts: 1,232 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    We don't need a god damn hospital or even a toilet, we need rubberbanding fixed for f*ck's sake.
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  • killforthrill
    killforthrill Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Vyrys - Harshlands wrote: »
    What do you think those long flight paths are for...


    +1 b:laugh
  • Michael_Dark - Lost City
    Michael_Dark - Lost City Posts: 9,091 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Bathrooms? So you can get your Chinese schoolgirl toilet upskirts to get off on? You sick f**ks.


    There really needs to be a Peet's Coffee or Starbucks somewhere on the map. Seriously... This is ******med America for Christ's sake.
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