Rules to Swear By.

Akeratsat - Heavens Tear
Akeratsat - Heavens Tear Posts: 13 Arc User
edited May 2011 in The Fanatics Forum
Note: These are meant to be a mix of silly and serious. =)

Rule #1:
If something goes wrong BLAME THE CLERIC
Rule #2:
Your party is NOT responsible for you while you were AFK
Rule #3:
People like it when you steal aggro.
Rule #4:
City of Lost is also known as the Safari Zone. Pokeballs allowed.
Rule #5:
Tideborns love sushi.
Rule #6:
Just because you form a party with someone, it doesn't mean they want to be your friend.
Rule #7:
Chatting while in battle is a bad idea.
Rule #8:
Never assume monsters don't aggro.
Rule #9:
Enter World Chat at your own risk.
Rule #10:
Any argument you've created can and WILL be nullified by a simple "u mad bro?"


Feel free to add to these! =D
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  • Waterfal - Sanctuary
    Waterfal - Sanctuary Posts: 2,723 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    "cool story bro" b:bye


    b:avoid


    hehe your list made me laugh :P
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  • grimreaperhc
    grimreaperhc Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Have to agree it's a good one. Well done b:laugh
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  • Marian_anna - Heavens Tear
    Marian_anna - Heavens Tear Posts: 167 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    World Chat is vicious XD Got that right
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  • Kaste - Sanctuary
    Kaste - Sanctuary Posts: 1,353 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    - Always blame the barb if you get agro. He sucks and fails, not your OP 5 APS fault, nooes, not at all. . .

    - Never say thank you. Tell peolpe how sucky the TT/BH/Nirv was, how they fail. Then leave.

    - Always call BM using Sutra a noob.

    - If someone is complaining on WC, go get a tele to write "QQ moar" on WC.

    - Play OP fish and show off how OP you are

    - If you don't want to play OP fish, play any other class and QQ about OP fish.

    - Call any level 100+ you see an oracle/hyper noob.


    Can't think of more atm, xD.
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  • MoonUsagi - Heavens Tear
    MoonUsagi - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,377 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    #18
    Always rush ahead of your party in instance
    #19
    When asked to lure, lure as many mob as you can
    #20
    Always say HEAL !! HEAL !! HEAL !! to cleric even tough you haven't lay a finger to mobs around you
    #21
    Always say " you fail " after wining a fight pk, tw, or even duel.
    #23
    Never ever learn a skill until someone mention about it on instance
    #24
    Join the daily complains wagon
    #25
    Always show off that you has high level character and more experiences than everyone
    you just meet in party

    (b:cool)
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  • LShattered - Heavens Tear
    LShattered - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,365 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    I always talk/chat while im fighting...maybe that's why i die so much :(
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  • Takayu_kun - Heavens Tear
    Takayu_kun - Heavens Tear Posts: 63 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    MoonUsagi - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    #18
    Always rush ahead of your party in instance
    I just finally stopped warning people... >_>
    MoonUsagi - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    #19
    When asked to lure, lure as many mob as you can
    HAH >8D

    xD
    These are great. We're gonna compile a full list after a while.
  • Waterfal - Sanctuary
    Waterfal - Sanctuary Posts: 2,723 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    - QQ about the goldprice when there's a pack sale
    - QQ about the price of your mp/hp food and tokens when there's no pack sale
    - Don't listen to the rest of your partymembers.
    - Always aoe as much mobs as you can and then run like hell to the barb telling him to get them off you.
    (for veno's in fcc as highest lvl this is fun I noticed... bm hf > noxious gas > nova >noxious gas > fox > myriad > run in circles around the BB and hope your partymembers will get the mobs off you before you die)

    -^-^-
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  • Sirenii - Dreamweaver
    Sirenii - Dreamweaver Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    #26
    Clerics with no MP hieros and no pots are noob, or just too broke.
    #27
    never trust a cleric that says they can tank a boss.
    #28
    quit and leave party when a barb asks "whos going to tank."
  • Takayu_kun - Heavens Tear
    Takayu_kun - Heavens Tear Posts: 63 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Sirenii - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    quit and leave party when a barb asks "whos going to tank."

    Oh fail.
    Faaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllll.
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  • Akeratsat - Heavens Tear
    Akeratsat - Heavens Tear Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    /sniffles/ you guys have made me so happy. ='D

    And Sirenii, I agree. If a Barb has to ask... just walk away. XD
  • Takayu_kun - Heavens Tear
    Takayu_kun - Heavens Tear Posts: 63 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Rules# ?-?

    -Either the barb or cleric is always in charge.
    That way, when **** goes wrong, you always have someone to blame. =D

    -Never assume a Veno you meet is female. They may be male.
    Likewise, never assume Barbs are always male...

    -If you've gotten to a high enough lvl and haven't done a particular bh in so long you've forgotten it's layout (or even which boss is in there), just follow the rest of the squad around. Assume they know where they're going.

    -If you're having trouble finding a squad, wait in central Archo on the platform.
    Someone will come. Eventually...

    -You don't have to tell people what you're going to brb from. We don't need to know you have to ****. : /
  • Akeratsat - Heavens Tear
    Akeratsat - Heavens Tear Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Takayu_kun - Heavens Tear wrote: »

    -You don't have to tell people what you're going to brb from. We don't need to know you have to ****. : /

    Pft. I do that. I say 'brb gotta pee' or what have you. Habit from talking to family who apparently DOES want to know.
  • Akeratsat - Heavens Tear
    Akeratsat - Heavens Tear Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Rules #.... yeah doesn't matter anymore. XD

    ~ Never go for a ride with a user you don't know. they WILL leave you stranded in the ocean.

    ~ "one does not simply walk into an instance. there is evil there that does not sleep"

    ~ Pets do not tank well. :/

    ~ Do not lend money to other players regardless of their 'no worries, i'll totally pay you back'..... if they can pay you back why do they need the money in the first place?
  • InTheClouds - Raging Tide
    InTheClouds - Raging Tide Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Archers should always remember to run up to the Heads FC boss and wingspan him when it's clone comes out. :D Lawl.
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  • Waterfal - Sanctuary
    Waterfal - Sanctuary Posts: 2,723 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    And don't forget guys... ALWAYS use knockback in instances when they party is about to aoe them b:cute
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  • grimreaperhc
    grimreaperhc Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Always use stun on bosses.
    When I see an archer doing that I`m wondering if I should laugh or cry b:sad
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  • Waterfal - Sanctuary
    Waterfal - Sanctuary Posts: 2,723 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    veno's "stun" skill lucky scarab does quite some damage though O: b:chuckle
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  • Takayu_kun - Heavens Tear
    Takayu_kun - Heavens Tear Posts: 63 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    -If someone tries to insult you in the forums, call them a troll and deny their existence.

    -Don't feed the trolls.
  • Mayfly - Dreamweaver
    Mayfly - Dreamweaver Posts: 6,094 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Waterfal - Sanctuary wrote: »
    And don't forget guys... ALWAYS use knockback in instances when they party is about to aoe them b:cute

    And don't forget to knockback that mob that's just been lured... toward the group it just got lured out of.
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  • Sereneai - Dreamweaver
    Sereneai - Dreamweaver Posts: 351 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Waterfal - Sanctuary wrote: »
    And don't forget guys... ALWAYS use knockback in instances when they party is about to aoe them b:cute

    NOOOOOOO QQ


    When squadding with a sin, ALWAYS seal his/her mob as soon as he/she starts hitting it, so that they have to chase it around.
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    Twiddzly(fac leader): no, sere killed me already.
    Slayer_of_Souls: he's out there waiting for us, isn't he. i'm gonna die.
    Sereneai: b:sin why don't you come find out.
    Kinglkaruga: you go first dule.
  • Xarathox - Dreamweaver
    Xarathox - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,657 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    ~If there's more than one cleric in a squad, always assume neither wants to heal and is wanting to play metal mage.
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  • Larkray - Dreamweaver
    Larkray - Dreamweaver Posts: 220 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Oh... my.... freakin... god.... I had tears laughing at some of these... now lemme add a few of my own.

    A pro always has his gear showing "cause when i show fashion i not got defense"b:shocked

    Laugh when a cleric likes to tempest to help in a small aoe group "wtfunubuzehealzonli!"b:cute

    Ignore the veno and kill the pet. She wont spark and cast on you at all. after all she only knows how to use her pet.b:shutup

    When the sin says OK i wont steal agro, ignore him, kick him from squad, and get a lower DD, because you WILL lose agro
    There's more to making a judging than everything being in black and white. The decision making process is a puddle of grays.
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  • Waterfal - Sanctuary
    Waterfal - Sanctuary Posts: 2,723 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    -When you grab agro, run as fast as you can and as far away from your party as you can while yelling at them to get the mob/boss off you, extra bonuspoints if you manage to agro more mobs on your way b:laugh
    <I'm still amazed how many people actually do that instead of just running in circles around your party -.->
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  • NiightmareXz - Harshlands
    NiightmareXz - Harshlands Posts: 1,569 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    waterfal - Sanctuary wrote: »
    -when You Grab Agro, Run As Fast As You Can And As Far Away From Your Party As You Can While Yelling At Them To Get The Mob/boss Off You, Extra Bonuspoints If You Manage To Agro More Mobs On Your Way B:laugh
    <i'm Still Amazed How Many People Actually Do That Instead Of Just Running In Circles Around Your Party -.->

    +100000000000000000000000000000

    -When you're the only cleric in the squad, and you're late for going into a wined BH, run in the opposite direction of the path normally taken and go right into the mobs that don't clear with wine. Make sure the squishiest class comes back to save your sorry *** and instead of healing squishie, run to the rest of the group and leave them to fend for themselves.


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  • _Perses_ - Lost City
    _Perses_ - Lost City Posts: 1,917 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Rules of Frost (PK Style):

    - If any class users knockback skill, congratz them and then drop them. (bonus points if you cause whole squad wipe when you do it)

    - If barb askes "Who is tank?" in a 8x frost, kick him and bring in a BM.

    - If you have two clerics, ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS, tell them to ****ing heal and not try to play metal mage.

    - If you hate your squad, or are pissed off, drop squad the moment everybody is inside and kill them all. (bonus points if you turn blood red from this)

    - Brag like crazy if you kill a 10x sin/BM/barb/cleric/archer/psy/etc that somebody brings in to solo the frsot run for your 8x squad.

    - DO NOT, run in long lines when you get aggro. Run in circles, while still DD'ing the boss screaming "GET THIS THING OFF ME"

    - If you have a sin/BM/barb say "I'll tank." and their gear is worse than yours just run, RUN AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE!!!



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  • Mystearicae - Raging Tide
    Mystearicae - Raging Tide Posts: 19 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Rule #4:
    City of Lost is also known as the Safari Zone. Pokeballs allowed.

    -

    That made my day! b:laugh
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  • grimreaperhc
    grimreaperhc Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Waterfal - Sanctuary wrote: »
    -When you grab agro, run as fast as you can and as far away from your party as you can while yelling at them to get the mob/boss off you, extra bonuspoints if you manage to agro more mobs on your way b:laugh
    <I'm still amazed how many people actually do that instead of just running in circles around your party -.->

    If you're able to get into the boss and say "Is this the boss?" after that, you will win the game. b:avoid
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  • Waterfal - Sanctuary
    Waterfal - Sanctuary Posts: 2,723 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    GrimReaperHC wrote: »
    If you're able to get into the boss and say "Is this the boss?" after that, you will win the game. b:avoid

    b:laugh

    -When someone comes all across the map to help you out always go afk for at least 10 minutes when the person is almost there. When you're back tell them "oh, yeh someone else already helped cya!" and drop squad.
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  • KasTheSeeker - Dreamweaver
    KasTheSeeker - Dreamweaver Posts: 29 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    - always post with an alternative account without a character

    - if you post with you main account, block core and create a lvl 1 alt on another server

    - always post pictures that have either

    1. trollface
    2. forever alone
    3. fail
    4. kitties
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