Who would win in a fight: An assassin or Chuck Norris?

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  • Healforwimps - Heavens Tear
    Healforwimps - Heavens Tear Posts: 152 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    I'd like to see how tough chuck is if he came between a welshman and his sheep.
  • Eden - Raging Tide
    Eden - Raging Tide Posts: 301 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Healforwimps - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    I'd like to see how tough chuck is if he came between a welshman and his sheep.
    i dont think chuck or a +12 r9 fence would stand much a chance
  • Healforwimps - Heavens Tear
    Healforwimps - Heavens Tear Posts: 152 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Eden - Raging Tide wrote: »
    i dont think chuck or a +12 r9 fence would stand much a chance

    b:laugh The fence was a nice touch.
  • prof
    prof Posts: 1,111
    edited March 2011
    chuck norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose
  • Okopogo - Harshlands
    Okopogo - Harshlands Posts: 751 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Longknife.
  • Hl/ - Harshlands34
    Hl/ - Harshlands34 Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Okopogo - Harshlands wrote: »
    urDian.

    Fixed that for you. b:chuckle


    But to answer the OP's question....the Chuck Norris class has a third eye in the middle of its forehead that allows it to--


    Oh wait, never mind, that's just a rumor.
  • Okopogo - Harshlands
    Okopogo - Harshlands Posts: 751 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    urDian has nothing on Longknife.

    Longknife sang Bohemian Rhapsody in vent! The whole song! Can Dian do that? I dont think so... and besides... Long live Longknife!
  • Barunaa - Heavens Tear
    Barunaa - Heavens Tear Posts: 420 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Tigriss_f - Raging Tide wrote: »
    What about Steaven Segal, Jean Claud Van Dam, and Jackie chan?

    Oh BTW Chuck Norrie uses total gym because of a shoulder injury. He is not invincible.

    that shoulder injury came from him dusting off a spec of dust from his shoulder.

    btw chuck wins. his aps is 10.0 naturally and has +9100 fists. his chin also doubles as a 3rd fist which buffs him with 300x more APS. the sins were actually born for a spec of dander from his hair.
  • FleurEssence - Raging Tide
    FleurEssence - Raging Tide Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    With ONE **** from his ***, Chuck Norris blows the whole TW Map! No one can resist it's smell so it'll be a one shot one kill full blown 100,000 Damage Magic Critical AoE of Metal. b:victory
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  • Lairian - Sanctuary
    Lairian - Sanctuary Posts: 8,209 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Just one sin? Pshaw, Chuck could take out an entire army of sins. Before he's had his morning coffee.
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  • RainbowVidel - Sanctuary
    RainbowVidel - Sanctuary Posts: 1,316 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15dsqumiScg
  • Typhyse - Sanctuary
    Typhyse - Sanctuary Posts: 3,469 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    flamingahole wrote: »
    Chuck Norris is fire-proof. In fact, he is bullet-proof, child-proof, fool-proof, and water-proof; the only thing that can harm Chuck Norris is
    In that case...
    Brambled sin > Chuck Norris
    FleurEssence - Raging Tide wrote: »
    With ONE **** from his ***, Chuck Norris blows the whole TW Map! No one can resist it's smell so it'll be a one shot one kill full blown 100,000 Damage Magic Critical AoE of Metal. b:victory
    Yet we sins survive with Deaden Nerves b:cool
    Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear wrote: »
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  • Sparafucile - Harshlands
    Sparafucile - Harshlands Posts: 456 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Hmm, Chuck Norris - former karate world champion
    Bruce Lee - dead coke addict
    Jean-Claude Van Damme - are you serious? He's not even a martial artist, he's a former ballet dancer
    Jet Li - an actor with all the grace of a poorly cow
    Jackie Chan - in with a chance due to apparent indestructibility
    Polonium 238 - radioactive metal favoured by Russian Secret Services, kills all known life forms (that includes Chuck Norris)
    I have Luke Skywalker on a wibble-wobble; your argument is invalid
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