Who would win in a fight: An assassin or Chuck Norris?

Longknife - Harshlands
Longknife - Harshlands Posts: 4,843 Arc User
edited March 2011 in Off-Topic Discussion
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  • _Skai_ - Raging Tide
    _Skai_ - Raging Tide Posts: 3,407 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Bruce Lee
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  • Alsiadorra - Sanctuary
    Alsiadorra - Sanctuary Posts: 1,004 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Seeing as he got messed up by Bruce Lee many years ago, he's not invincible(or even that good) as he's jokingly made out to be.





    Assasins would cheat and stealth through his kicks. Headhunt him and then sleep him. Triple spark and burn him down before he has a chance to do anything.

    /thread
  • _Skai_ - Raging Tide
    _Skai_ - Raging Tide Posts: 3,407 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Alsiadorra - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Seeing as he got messed up by Bruce Lee many years ago, he's not invincible(or even that good) as he's jokingly made out to be.





    Assasins would cheat and stealth through his kicks. Headhunt him and then sleep him. Triple spark and burn him down before he has a chance to do anything.

    /thread

    But Chuck has over 9000 detection level, and quadruple spark b:avoid
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  • X_trigger_X - Heavens Tear
    X_trigger_X - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,301 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris > Assassins.

    He can see stealth.
  • Kieve - Dreamweaver
    Kieve - Dreamweaver Posts: 385 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Bruce Willis > ALL.
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  • truekossy
    truekossy Posts: 7,021 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    The sin would just triple spark + drop down on Chuck and kill him before his charm could tick.

    Bruce Lee would then come outta nowhere and 1-shot the sin through deaden nerves and wind up killing the sin about 500 times over.
  • Alsiadorra - Sanctuary
    Alsiadorra - Sanctuary Posts: 1,004 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Kieve - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Bruce Willis > ALL.

    As long as it's the one from Die Hard 1 and 2.
  • Daialura - Heavens Tear
    Daialura - Heavens Tear Posts: 134 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Chuck Norris has +12 fists with no gear on.

    He also has a natural 6.0 aps.
    b:chuckle
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    And still too squishy...
  • Veonita - Dreamweaver
    Veonita - Dreamweaver Posts: 28 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Stupid Thread is stupid *walks out*
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  • Alsiadorra - Sanctuary
    Alsiadorra - Sanctuary Posts: 1,004 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Veonita - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Stupid Thread is stupid *walks out*
    Yes get your *** out. Nobody likes boring people that are serious all the damn time. Learn to have some fun.
  • flamingahole
    flamingahole Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Alsiadorra - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Seeing as he got messed up by Bruce Lee many years ago, he's not invincible(or even that good) as he's jokingly made out to be.

    Chuck Norris came back from the dead. I don't recall Bruce Lee doing the same.
    Alsiadorra - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Assasins would cheat and stealth through his kicks. Headhunt him and then sleep him. Triple spark and burn him down before he has a chance to do anything.

    Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks cannot be avoided; he is the all-knowing and wrathful god of combat.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.

    Chuck Norris is fire-proof. In fact, he is bullet-proof, child-proof, fool-proof, and water-proof; the only thing that can harm Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
    Alsiadorra - Sanctuary wrote: »
    As long as it's the one from Die Hard 1 and 2.

    "Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er." Quite possibly the single greatest line in movie history.
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  • Yulk_owns - Lost City
    Yulk_owns - Lost City Posts: 936 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Jet Li,

    Chuck Norris sucks, Jet owns him anyday.
    I, II and III spark is the most cheesiest skill in PWI and it should be removed or massively nerfed.

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  • flamingahole
    flamingahole Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Yulk_owns - Lost City wrote: »
    Jet Lee,

    Chuck Norris sucks, Jet owns him anyday.

    You do know that it's Jet Li, right?
    You have three chances to guess the reason for the post above.
  • Yulk_owns - Lost City
    Yulk_owns - Lost City Posts: 936 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    flamingahole wrote: »
    You do know that it's Jet Li, right?

    Bahahah, I edited the post putting it as Jet Lee instead of Jet Li. xD I knew someone* respond b:chuckle
    I, II and III spark is the most cheesiest skill in PWI and it should be removed or massively nerfed.

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  • Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear
    Nowitsawn - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,864 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    The Chosen One.
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  • Vixter - Harshlands
    Vixter - Harshlands Posts: 1,275 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    chuck norris i herd fists can punch from his beard
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  • flamingahole
    flamingahole Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Yulk_owns - Lost City wrote: »
    Bahahah, I edited the post putting it as Jet Lee instead of Jet Li. xD I knew someone* respond b:chuckle

    -yawns-

    You edited the post to add in "Chuck Norris sucks, Jet owns him anyday.". b:bye
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  • Eoria - Harshlands
    Eoria - Harshlands Posts: 6,118 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Chuck Norris has a magical aura that prevents any nab sins from even coming close. They are incinerated as soon as they get near. Non-nab sins can get through, but even they cannot defeat the god that is Chuck Norris.





    Then Bruce Lee comes in and it all goes to hell.
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  • Veonita - Dreamweaver
    Veonita - Dreamweaver Posts: 28 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Alsiadorra - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Yes get your *** out. Nobody likes boring people that are serious all the damn time. Learn to have some fun.


    Bring it on Kid
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  • Kerona - Sanctuary
    Kerona - Sanctuary Posts: 1,771 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Willing to argue that Jet Li IS an Assassin.
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  • Alsiadorra - Sanctuary
    Alsiadorra - Sanctuary Posts: 1,004 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Kerona - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Willing to argue that Jet Li IS an Assassin.

    With all those styles he may as well be one.
  • ResMePls - Heavens Tear
    ResMePls - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,349 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Veonita - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Bring it on Kid

    1)Welcome back to the thread

    2)cumatmebro

    3)Long stop making so many threadsb:angry

    4)This should be in off topic QQ

    5)IQQmore
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  • DaKillanator - Raging Tide
    DaKillanator - Raging Tide Posts: 2,965 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Dearest Long,
    you're a fail troll by my people's standards, so please stop making troll threads and leave it to us.

    Best regards,
    DaKillanator
  • ResMePls - Heavens Tear
    ResMePls - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,349 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    DaKillanator - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Dearest Long,
    you're a fail troll by my people's standards, so please stop making troll threads and leave it to us.

    Best regards,
    DaKillanator

    This man speeks the truth D:.
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  • themarket
    themarket Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Bear Grylls' urine gives him +500 to invincibility.
    Therefore, when Bear Grylls uses his urine potion of ultimate awesomeness, Bear Grylls defeats all.
  • SashaGray - Heavens Tear
    SashaGray - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,765 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Alsiadorra - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Seeing as he got messed up by Bruce Lee many years ago, he's not invincible(or even that good) as he's jokingly made out to be.





    Assasins would cheat and stealth through his kicks. Headhunt him and then sleep him. Triple spark and burn him down before he has a chance to do anything.
    /thread

    bruce lee is dead, chuck norris cant die, and sins are make believe, why dont you ask if santa clause can beat up your mom, or if the guy at the gas station could beat up jesus.

    why dont you go draw a picture of something really strong, show it to the guy that beats you up for your lunch money every day, and see if he gets scared and runs away.
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  • TheMagicPimp - Raging Tide
    TheMagicPimp - Raging Tide Posts: 1,946 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    DaKillanator - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Dearest Long,
    you're a fail troll by my people's standards, so please stop making troll threads and leave it to us.

    Best regards,
    DaKillanator

    Pssht,but this thread was funny :P
    It's all about LoL,yo.
  • Sarrafeline - Sanctuary
    Sarrafeline - Sanctuary Posts: 4,661 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    SashaGray - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    bruce lee is dead, chuck norris cant die, and sins are make believe, why dont you ask if santa clause can beat up your mom, or if the guy at the gas station could beat up jesus.

    why dont you go draw a picture of something really strong, show it to the guy that beats you up for your lunch money every day, and see if he gets scared and runs away.

    oooh! Oooh! An iron girder! Those are really strong!
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  • FailHardCore - Raging Tide
    FailHardCore - Raging Tide Posts: 58 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Chuck norris says i WIN and sin dies GG
    The base of anyones power comes from their knowledge and patience if u do not have those qualitys u have power over noone b:angry




    Fail has struck again!!
  • Tigriss_f - Raging Tide
    Tigriss_f - Raging Tide Posts: 120 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    What about Steaven Segal, Jean Claud Van Dam, and Jackie chan?

    Oh BTW Chuck Norrie uses total gym because of a shoulder injury. He is not invincible.

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