What's the dumbest question you've seen since the expansion?

MiniDusk - Heavens Tear
MiniDusk - Heavens Tear Posts: 931 Arc User
edited May 2011 in Etherblade (West)
As I've gathered from a lot of people in game so far, apparently there has been a mass outbreak of "special" people since the release of the expansion. What's the most idiotic question or encounter you've had and/or seen since the release of it? No naming screen names since that would be flaming/shaming. b:cute I'll start with three examples.

In the earthguard starter area: What weapon do I use for my mystic? /facepalm
Me: Um what weapon are you already equipped with?

I log into game a few days ago and 20 seconds after I log in, another mystic near me whispers, "Where did you get your weapon?".
Me: From my lvl 20 stash box.
Them: Oh. Well I opened mine and all I got was this: *links Tag of Sharpness 2*. /facepalm
Me: Read that please. It tells you what to do with it.
Them (after about 30 seconds): Ok I did. What weapon does it give me? /MASSIVE facepalm & I think, ARE YOU EFFIN STUPID?! b:infuriated
Me: Um, READ THE WHOLE THING, look at the name of my weapon, and you'll know what weapon you'll get from it.

Someone in Tellus City whispers me: That's a cool pet! Where did you get it from?
Me: Um I don't have a pet out?
Them: Yes you do. That pretty purple one above you.
Me: /facepalm That's my fly mount.
Them: Oh. Where can I get one?
Me: Tell them where to get one.

*Puts order in for antistupid gear (preferably +12)*. b:surrender
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  • Shifong - Heavens Tear
    Shifong - Heavens Tear Posts: 409 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Someone in Tellus City whispers me: That's a cool pet! Where did you get it from?
    Me: Um I don't have a pet out?
    Them: Yes you do. That pretty purple one above you.
    Me: /facepalm That's my fly mount.
    Them: Oh. Where can I get one?
    Me: Tell them where to get one.

    This one is a winner.
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  • X_trigger_X - Heavens Tear
    X_trigger_X - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,301 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    In EG area @ lvl 15ish:

    Them - I need your help.

    Me - Oh?

    Them - I need money now.

    __________________

    Every second on WC:

    Them - I want power lvled in ff to miss all the content the game has to offer, and I'll even pay 1m for it.
  • Jhalil - Heavens Tear
    Jhalil - Heavens Tear Posts: 865 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    "Can you power level me for free?"

    Since the latest expansion, whenever I log on my sin. Some person that I squadded with months ago or did an FB with or w/e is suddenly my best friend and I "should solo FF for him/her" Q_Q
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  • MiniDusk - Heavens Tear
    MiniDusk - Heavens Tear Posts: 931 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    "Can you power level me for free?"

    Since the latest expansion, whenever I log on my sin. Some person that I squadded with months ago or did an FB with or w/e is suddenly my best friend and I "should solo FF for him/her" Q_Q

    LOL Even though I'm not a sin, I feel your pain. People have done the same to me as well. *coughroommatescough* I've had a bad bug since the expansion. I'll log from being on my mystic and get onto my veno and I'll either get a bug report or my computer will restart. Only going from my mystic to my veno though.... But anyway, that excuse has saved me from many of those "FF power lvling" requests. lol
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  • Etsuna - Heavens Tear
    Etsuna - Heavens Tear Posts: 15 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    some person: "why can't seekers wear fists?"

    me: /facepalm
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  • MoonUsagi - Heavens Tear
    MoonUsagi - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,377 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Me with lv 22 mold sword. A seeker come to me.

    He : " Nice sword do you sell it ? "
    He : " Where do you get that sword ?"
    Me : " From a long time before, i get it from fb19 drop as mold. "
    He : " How about 2 mill ? "
    Me : " (b:shocked) "
    He : " Oh well . . how about 3 mill ? "
    Me : *trade*

    (b:laugh)
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  • Knownase - Heavens Tear
    Knownase - Heavens Tear Posts: 6,959 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    "Can you power level me for free?"

    Since the latest expansion, whenever I log on my sin. Some person that I squadded with months ago or did an FB with or w/e is suddenly my best friend and I "should solo FF for him/her" Q_Q

    Can you lvl my Seeker alt?


    I can plvl ppl, but I cannot plvl my alts. b:cry



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  • VaIheru - Heavens Tear
    VaIheru - Heavens Tear Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Not dumbest but answering base related questions for the 150th time b:cry




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  • Iulius - Heavens Tear
    Iulius - Heavens Tear Posts: 228 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    this is why i stay away of that place b:victory
  • NuDe - Heavens Tear
    NuDe - Heavens Tear Posts: 532 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    He : "give me 10mil"
    Me:
  • X_Grimfall_X - Heavens Tear
    X_Grimfall_X - Heavens Tear Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Seeker with Norther Sky stance on comes up to my seeker (with the same stance on) and asks, "Cool sword. Why is it glowing red though?"

    .......b:surrender
  • Swe_fredde - Heavens Tear
    Swe_fredde - Heavens Tear Posts: 28 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    i world chatted to see if a friend was on a new seeker/mystic since i did't see him online and i got most of his chars on FL but not the new one!

    some dude invites me and i think it might be him!

    fail on me some random seeker/mystic wants me to come to the mines and kill **** for him...

    not a question but when they random invites ppl and expect ppl to do their quest i get pissed...
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  • SeaStorm - Heavens Tear
    SeaStorm - Heavens Tear Posts: 315 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Various Mystics/Seekers: Where XXXXX NPC????

    Me: if quest related highlight the quest in ur quest box and follow the "yellow arrow," otherwise use the coordinates assistant.

    Them: I can't see a yellow arrow (did they look 360 to find it?) or Coordinates assistant????

    Me: suddenly is teleported to sanity in Arch
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  • Andromaka - Heavens Tear
    Andromaka - Heavens Tear Posts: 925 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Me some long long time ago doing quests in the swamp (beginning of 2009). Some1 dead near the gates to enter fb69
    Him: hey, can you ress me?
    Me: i could ... if u were my pet.
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  • Anneliesse - Heavens Tear
    Anneliesse - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,256 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Me some long long time ago doing quests in the swamp (beginning of 2009). Some1 dead near the gates to enter fb69
    Him: hey, can you ress me?
    Me: i could ... if u were my pet.

    you mean the mystress of whips didnt attempt to tame them?? i'm suprised! and welcome home my dear <33b:kiss missed you!
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  • Rawrgh - Raging Tide
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide Posts: 6,790 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Hmmm, haven't been in game much but there have been a few gems on forums.


    "WHY DIDNT TW PAY GET SET BACK TO COIN?"

    "APS got nerfed on china, why not here"

    and then about a billion other people asking why APS didn't get nerfed when it was nerfed in china.
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  • LenieClarke - Heavens Tear
    LenieClarke - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,275 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Seeker with Norther Sky stance on comes up to my seeker (with the same stance on) and asks, "Cool sword. Why is it glowing red though?"

    come to that, what's with all these seekers i see running around the newbie areas whacking mobs and NOT have that stance on? even when they're working on mobs high enough level that they darn well ought to have that skill?

    ...oh, wait. after just reading through the first few posts in this thread, that was really a pretty dumb question, wasn't it?...
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  • flamingahole
    flamingahole Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    come to that, what's with all these seekers i see running around the newbie areas whacking mobs and NOT have that stance on? even when they're working on mobs high enough level that they darn well ought to have that skill?

    ...oh, wait. after just reading through the first few posts in this thread, that was really a pretty dumb question, wasn't it?...

    Sometimes I just use auto-target, attack, and only pay attention to the mob's HP bar for the Eye of the Northern Sky icon to show up. Serious facepalm moment when, 20 mobs later, I realize that the reason the icon isn't appearing isn't because of **** luck but because the buff wore off. b:cold

    Hm, stupid question though? It's gotta be when a level 23 seeker asked my nub level 12 seeker for help with Corrupted Brute (or whatever it's called). Sad thing was that this guy was the leader of a faction; I pity the poor **** who join that faction.
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  • LShattered - Heavens Tear
    LShattered - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,365 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    This threads one.


    Just trollin' Minehb:cute
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  • jemima
    jemima Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Level 9x Sin: What's rank?
  • MiniDusk - Heavens Tear
    MiniDusk - Heavens Tear Posts: 931 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    LMFAO! That's almost as good as a 101 cleric (when I was in Reunited) asking how to manufacture Apo pots. I was like, are you being serious? They were. /facepalm b:shutup
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  • Anneliesse - Heavens Tear
    Anneliesse - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,256 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    mini! you reminded me of this conversation about a month ago

    (about to spawn heads in big room)

    ME:ok so everyone ready? cleric have chi for rb?

    cleric:rb?

    me:yeah red ball

    cleric: ?

    me: oh no... *gives official name of skill and description*

    cleric: oh, i never got that skill. what's it for again?

    me: /facepalm

    seriously, she was a lvl 100+ cleric....
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  • LShattered - Heavens Tear
    LShattered - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,365 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    mini! you reminded me of this conversation about a month ago

    (about to spawn heads in big room)

    ME:ok so everyone ready? cleric have chi for rb?

    cleric:rb?

    me:yeah red ball

    cleric: ?

    me: oh no... *gives official name of skill and description*

    cleric: oh, i never got that skill. what's it for again?

    me: /facepalm

    seriously, she was a lvl 100+ cleric....

    Even my cleric has that skill...
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  • MiniDusk - Heavens Tear
    MiniDusk - Heavens Tear Posts: 931 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Dude, I've had that skill since right after my fb 59 ffs! fail! b:laugh
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  • Saeidon - Heavens Tear
    Saeidon - Heavens Tear Posts: 322 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    If you strapped a slice of toast butter side up to the back of a cat, then dropped them, which way would it land?
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  • Arocus - Archosaur
    Arocus - Archosaur Posts: 97 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Near OT playing on my seeker:

    Him: By what means did you acquire the Eagle's Claw?

    Me: AH

    Him: So are you going to answer me or what?

    Me: ...Auction House >.>

    /facepalm
  • LShattered - Heavens Tear
    LShattered - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,365 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Near OT playing on my seeker:

    Him: By what means did you acquire the Eagle's Claw?

    Me: AH

    Him: So are you going to answer me or what?

    Me: ...Auction House >.>

    /facepalm

    Is this the start of another invasion? just by arch this time? if it is...BRING IT!
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  • MiniDusk - Heavens Tear
    MiniDusk - Heavens Tear Posts: 931 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    I agree, the last invasion was fun! And dude, that actually was YOUR fault by using an abbreviation that new people to the game might not know. b:lipcurl
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  • LShattered - Heavens Tear
    LShattered - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,365 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    I agree, the last invasion was fun! And dude, that actually was YOUR fault by using an abbreviation that new people to the game might not know. b:lipcurl

    I was gonna say that, but i said what i said instead :D
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  • chaoticshelly
    chaoticshelly Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    First day of the expansion release, I'm waiting for a friend on the crossroads in South District and I get a whisper:

    Player: wow, how did you level a Seeker to 91 in a couple of hours?
    Me: I... I'm a blademaster. /facepalm

    All cuz I wield dual swords for the most part. b:sad