Babyeaters' Guide to Archerism

Babyeaters - Lost City
Babyeaters - Lost City Posts: 20 Arc User
edited January 2011 in Archer
Welcome to Babyeaters
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  • Babyeaters - Lost City
    Babyeaters - Lost City Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    This.. hurm.. fails. lol. someone lock this or erase it >> it refuses to let me post
  • Quilue - Sanctuary
    Quilue - Sanctuary Posts: 5,787 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Welcome to Babyeaters

    Baby eating guide! Barbarian babies are the fattest and least humanoid, but they also have hair and their meat is tough. A great way to get rid of the hair is to first coat the baby with clay, then bake the baby in the clay. When the baby has finished cooking, the hair can be pulled off cleanly with the clay. In order to capture and subdue a barbarian baby, follow these instruction:

    First, bait the barbarian baby with a cleric baby tied to a stick. As the barbarians' attraction to clerics are innate, this is the most effective way to lure out a barbarian baby. When the barbarian baby appears, quickly 5.0 the baby until it has been knocked out. You must 5.0 hard enough so that it gets knocked out without its charm ticking, as that is the best way to tenderize its meat.

    to be continued by Babyeater...
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    Legerity: *drags you back* *stains your hands with said affair*
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  • tehiro
    tehiro Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    i'm a big fan of the assassin baby, lightly broiled with a little bit of rosemary. maybe rubbed down with some salt. although scaling them can be a bit of a pain...
  • RuneSeeker - Harshlands
    RuneSeeker - Harshlands Posts: 60 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    ♫♫ Babies for breakfast...
    Babies for dinner... ♫♫
    inb4lock.
    Original Join Date: Nov 2008, from LC. Fun times back then with RageQuit, AxeGanG and GuardianZ.
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  • KageYingZi - Heavens Tear
    KageYingZi - Heavens Tear Posts: 823 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Om nom nom
  • Falcondance - Heavens Tear
    Falcondance - Heavens Tear Posts: 699 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Try eating Cleric babies. I keep one in my pack for a snack - whenever you take a bite, they just heal themselves and are whole again.

    Infinite food, you jealous?
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  • Devoted - Lost City
    Devoted - Lost City Posts: 3,634 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Babyeaters - Lost City wrote: »
    Welcome to Babyeaters

    This guide isn't even fair. You have to leave some stuff out so people can learn for themselves at least a little bit.
  • Michael_Dark - Lost City
    Michael_Dark - Lost City Posts: 9,091 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    The Babyeater's guide to Archerism

    Day 1

    1) Buy 1000 telecoustics
    2) World chat incessantly
    3) Find cute girl
    4) Use teles to world chat about cute girl
    5) Is cute girl impressed after 3 teles? No? Go back to 3) Yes? Go to 6)
    6) Spam more teles and buy her stuff
    7) ????
    8) PROFIT!

    Day 2

    Go back to day 1

    Just a friendly observation on Babyeater's Archerisms. b:pleased
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  • Tearle - Dreamweaver
    Tearle - Dreamweaver Posts: 511 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    I like archer babies for breakfast.
    ohwait--
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  • Boogiepanda - Raging Tide
    Boogiepanda - Raging Tide Posts: 4,682 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Thanks for the great guide!
  • threepointone
    threepointone Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Sticky please.

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