Post an insane lie about the person above you!

^ Has once done that.

^ Really does know what I got for Christmas.

(<===Jewish.)

^Wants to make love to a donkeyb:laugh

b:laugh

^

Leads a double-life as merciless mercenary.

^ Is gender neutral.

The person above me have 3 kids: Justin Bieber 1, 2, 3 b:chuckle

^ Is budi67

didn't make my signature:] thank youuuu

^ Has so much money, it warps the fabric of reality to the point where it seems like he doesn't have any.

^ Just spelt tale correctly.

^ eats underwears

^
looks at a picture of your mom trying to stare rly hard till the picture looks like bewbs then beats his meat and screams his uncles name while brushing his hair rly crazy like telling himself that people love him and stroking his man ****

^ Is not telling the truth.

^ Eats iron waffles instead of real ones.