Trollin' Tides Trollin' Wars Report.

Frijolero - Sanctuary
Frijolero - Sanctuary Posts: 820 Arc User
edited November 2010 in Tideswell (East)
Trollin' Tides Trollin' Wars Report

by Frijolero's


Frijolero's Predictions

I predict this thread will be full QQnubs, Levinfamus, wagonjumpers that want to look cool, nubs that left the game a long ago and just come here to say 'TW's Dead', and all type of trolls with thirst to rage anyone who gets on his way.

Prepare to be flamed, called many names, raged, yelled, scolded and, if you are lucky enough, moderated.

Keep scrollin' at your own risk.

Don't say I didn't warned ya....


Trollin' Schedule for 11-12-2k10 11-14-2k10

Friday 12th

- QQme attacks Avalance Canyon, held by Leviathan.
After a whole week of gathering mats for wines and coal for the steamroll machine, Will Man's minions trample Pimp's clique ganstas and ho's and later drink the wine?, or will they wine the land and later eat the coal?

- Murr attacks Dagron's End, held by NPC.
Vodka filled russians will go after the Non Phactor Characters b:chuckle. They've beat them before, and they will try to do it again.

- Poseidon attacks Black Mountain, held by War
Will the Red beast be able to roar again?

Caturday 13th

- nightly attacks Broken Plains, held by QQme
ZOMG! Man's alt is Fake bidding to protect his land! b:shocked
I foresee a wined TW, no QQme's will be in, except Rawrgh walkin' on his toga pullin' a cata, doing the pollo diablo dance on the way to the crystal.

- NPC attacks King's Feast, held by QQme
Dunno to say if this is a fake bid (since you can only bid on wars you have chances to win), a failed ganking attempt, or a try to get a free pass to Frostcovered Grounds, and do their bh59's without have to pay Illusion Stone's fee?

- Leviathan attacks Forest of Haze, held by Poseidon
yay! a wined TW. need to say more? b:pleased

- KingsOfMs attacks Dreaning Cloud, held by Poseidon
I think I've heard of them before, but can't remember where... 0_0
EDIT: Ok, I just saw some around wraithgate. I think Poseidon may have a chance if they don't do something noobish.

- Vertu attacks Island of Broken Dreams, held by Varden
Fuzzy's wussies are gonna break Vertu's dreams of owning a land. Deal with it b:cool

Bunday 14th

No TWs this day. Feel free to troll some more on fuorums today.


Results

Friday 12th

- QQme vs Leviathan.
Despite the heroic efforts and the extra coal added to the steamroll machine, they didn't managed to finish TW on time and couldn't have a taste of the wedding cake. However, QQme wins & takes Avalance Canyon from the party poopers of Leviathan.

- Murr vs NPC
It seems the Non Phactor Characters are still a factor, or Murr forgot to bring an extra ration of vodka to the battlefield. NPC wins it what looks to be a record time for themselves.

- Poseidon vs War
War didn't got scared of the red beast, and managed to turn the fight. War will be on map for one more week.

Caturday 13th

- nightly vs QQme
A lil' bird told me Rawrgh forgot to wash his toga so he wasn't allowed to pull the cata. Man himself decided to do a nude pull while doing the hamsterdance (cause the pollo diabl dance was too seious for his taste) on the way to the crystal.

- Leviathan vs Poseidon
Man! those rapid fire turrets put on a fight, inflicting serious casualties at the first atacker that didn't wait for the rest. But they were rapidly outnumbered and taken down, but no defenders. Leviathan wins.

- KingsOfMs vs Poseidon
1 shots vs 2 shots. 2 shots wins.

- Vertu vs Varden
After beign treatened by fuzzy's new rank as mod, wasn't hard for his wuzzyness to shatter Vertu's dream. Varden wins.


e-peen measurement after TW

- QQme : 25
- Leviathan : 13
- Varden : 3
- NPC : 1
- Poseidon : 1
- War : 1


Thought of the Week

I'm no longer a 1-shot QQnubs. Deal with it.
Sliding we go, only fear on our side. To the edge of the wire and we rush with the tide.
Although I'm still alive, pray to God I survive
How long on this longest day, 'til we finally make it through.
- June 6, 1944. The day earth stood still.
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Comments

  • krittycat
    krittycat Posts: 4,187 Community Moderator
    edited November 2010
    Interesting style...

    Wish someone would do a TW schedule for Dreamweaver...

    Oh well...carry on.
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  • Sarbear - Raging Tide
    Sarbear - Raging Tide Posts: 324 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Look, we got permission. <3
    "Target Sarbear, Anti-stun skill, Irongaurd, holy path, armageddon:Result? Miss! Q_Q" - Rawrgh
    "Actually if you had half-a-brain you would realize that fists > bow when someone is close to you." - XxZavxX
    "hey I made another insulting post towards Spell_Caster, and all say...yeah!! Gzz! You're the rock!" - Spell_Caster
  • TheMagicPimp - Raging Tide
    TheMagicPimp - Raging Tide Posts: 1,946 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Trolling tides all the way baby b:dirty
    It's all about LoL,yo.
  • Uzuril - Raging Tide
    Uzuril - Raging Tide Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Okay. This made me laugh. xD <3 Totally keep this up.

    Though... I'm not a wussie b:sad
  • BeingHope - Raging Tide
    BeingHope - Raging Tide Posts: 1,869 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    >.> dude, you got my vote for TW reports.
    Better than mine or Rawrghs.
    This just gave me a good laugh
    b:laugh
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  • fuzzywuzz
    fuzzywuzz Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Geez guys... Fuzzy think we really need to settle on one report author... 3 is a few too many. b:surrender


    edit: ...but interesting twist Frijolero. Fuzzy got a laugh outta it.
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  • cheapazz
    cheapazz Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    make a poll.
    frijolero is going to win
    close the other 2 reports.
  • cheapazz
    cheapazz Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    btw nobody here says "tw is dead" ijs


    game is dead yo!
  • MorningGlory - Raging Tide
    MorningGlory - Raging Tide Posts: 66 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Frijolero - Sanctuary wrote: »

    I predict this thread will be full QQnubs, Levinfamus, wagonjumpers that want to look cool, nubs that left the game a long ago and just come here to say 'TW's Dead', and all type of trolls with thirst to rage anyone who gets on his way.

    Prepare to be flamed, called many names, raged, yelled, scolded and, if you are lucky enough, moderated.

    Keep scrollin' at your own risk.

    Don't say I didn't warned ya....

    This was perfect ^.^ rofl we need more of this humor!
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  • CandyCorn - Raging Tide
    CandyCorn - Raging Tide Posts: 1,547 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    so who winning
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  • Sarieanna - Raging Tide
    Sarieanna - Raging Tide Posts: 263 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Love the style b:chuckle
    I love my sister, Alex <3
    Even though, I taught her more then she taught me. b:cute
  • Man - Raging Tide
    Man - Raging Tide Posts: 1,410 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    I think you guys have the wrong interpretation of the bidding rules. As long as they come and make an effort i don't think its an illegal bid, they just can't be affiliated and must play to win. Who knows the interpretation of the rules the GM's will take but probabloy loose.
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  • Mirko - Raging Tide
    Mirko - Raging Tide Posts: 220 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Frijolero - Sanctuary wrote: »
    - NPC attacks King's Feast, held by QQme
    Dunno to say if this is a fake bid (since you can only bid on wars you have chances to win), a failed ganking attempt, or a try to get a free pass to Frostcovered Grounds, and do their bh59's without have to pay Illusion Stone's fee?

    yeah, i heard man sent coins to some highly ranked npc officers to bid on qqme.. i have connections in Perfect World International Postal Service aka PWIPS..

    Kings Feast (59) -> Swamp of the Wraiths (69) -> Dreamweaver Port (79)

    its a perfect plan to level to 80 and save coin..

    Illusion Stone? what does TT mats have to do with this???
  • Frijolero - Sanctuary
    Frijolero - Sanctuary Posts: 820 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Ok, it's updated.

    Keep on trollin'
    Sliding we go, only fear on our side. To the edge of the wire and we rush with the tide.
    Although I'm still alive, pray to God I survive
    How long on this longest day, 'til we finally make it through.
    - June 6, 1944. The day earth stood still.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Boogiepanda - Raging Tide
    Boogiepanda - Raging Tide Posts: 4,682 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    b:shocked Poseidon have been loosing alot of TWs lately
  • TheMagicPimp - Raging Tide
    TheMagicPimp - Raging Tide Posts: 1,946 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    What about the e-peen measurement after TW ? b:sad


    Mine was growing nicely whenever I got to kill ex-levis b:dirty , I think this will be my new TW goal from now on b:victory


    EDIT : Frijo update pl0x , the ladies will love it even thought it might be too much for some of them .
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  • Kali - Raging Tide
    Kali - Raging Tide Posts: 798 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Levi war was lame, it was kinda sorta just a tab kill thing, except for Miyake ninja attacking me and ganking me 3x. I love you Miyake. b:victory
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  • Rawrgh - Raging Tide
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide Posts: 6,790 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Man - Raging Tide wrote: »
    I think you guys have the wrong interpretation of the bidding rules. As long as they come and make an effort i don't think its an illegal bid, they just can't be affiliated and must play to win. Who knows the interpretation of the rules the GM's will take but probabloy loose.
    Technically they must be able to stand a chance at winning, even if it is a very very low chance.
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  • Russiee - Raging Tide
    Russiee - Raging Tide Posts: 848 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Technically they must be able to stand a chance at winning, even if it is a very very low chance.

    So anyone who bids on QQme is automatically fake bidding? Kay, Noted.
  • Frijolero - Sanctuary
    Frijolero - Sanctuary Posts: 820 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    updated.

    Release the trolls.
    Sliding we go, only fear on our side. To the edge of the wire and we rush with the tide.
    Although I'm still alive, pray to God I survive
    How long on this longest day, 'til we finally make it through.
    - June 6, 1944. The day earth stood still.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Boogiepanda - Raging Tide
    Boogiepanda - Raging Tide Posts: 4,682 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Frijolero - Sanctuary wrote: »

    - QQme : 25
    - Leviathan : 13
    - NPC : 1
    - Poseidon : 1
    - War : 1

    I don't see Varden b:surrender
  • Frijolero - Sanctuary
    Frijolero - Sanctuary Posts: 820 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Varden who? b:question
    Sliding we go, only fear on our side. To the edge of the wire and we rush with the tide.
    Although I'm still alive, pray to God I survive
    How long on this longest day, 'til we finally make it through.
    - June 6, 1944. The day earth stood still.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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