Get a boyfriend - win the game.

Hi all.

For those who just started the game and is wondering how people became successful in this game, you're in luck. I will teach you because I think I am pretty qualified ^_^

There are basically two ways:

1) Get a great job and earn tons of money to buy lots of itamz with minimal effort.
2) Get an online boyfriend who will provide u with the itamz.

Chances are you failed out of school and is now playing this game to escape reality. So I guess that narrows it down to one option.

Create a girl character - let's get started:

- When creating a girl character, its important to note not to make the **** too large. Because most guys like realistic girls; a girl who resembles a childhood sweetheart he was too pussysh*t to ask out back when he was still skinny. Really - just make them the normal size.

- Don't go crazy with the makeup and eyeshadows and holy craps. A girl character with a natural look is the best. Remember if a guy can tell you have makeup on, its too much!

- Make her slightly shorter than the medium height. Too short will make guys feel like a pedo and too tall basically makes the guy feel like he fails at life since hes shorter. Let's get real here - all the tall guys irl are out dating your childhood sweetheart.

- If you make her hair black and her skin yellow, chances are you're going to attract Asian guys or asianphiles, which pretty much makes up 85% of the gaming population. I mean sure Defected got the PKs... but who got the most hug requests? That's right.

** FASHION **

- First of all your primary attire should not be very revealing. Hisui used to run around in a village-girl attire (basically that Chinese costume with a scarf and hippie jeans). Why? This is so you set up the suckers for a surprise when you suddenly switch to something sexy. Remember... sudden changes are sexy. For a very brief moment you can switch to your bikini top then switch back and be like "hehe oops ^^;; missclick... "

- Try to wear your regular armor from time to time. The armor in this game is actually very pretty (at least the robes). This also serves the purpose of having variety and *sudden change* tactic.

** HOW TO ACT **

First of all, just because you're **** doesn't mean you can act a better girl than I can. So no need to get all up in my face about it. I'm pro role-player and that's all that counts.

- The most powerful emote in this game is /wave because you initiate convo.Then you just stand there. Because gamers are too introverted to go talk to people who are doing anything else but stand and beg for their undivided attention.

- Don't make too much annoying chat emotes like xD ^_^ o___O =DDDD. Seriously - its just annoying. But dish it out when they least expect it.

- If you're a leader of a party, use emotes like /point to the monster to relay the message "get the mthafker." It's cute.

- Don't talk too much.

- Got a embrace request? Deny it then run away. But not too far. Turn back and /wave and stand still. Hard to get works even in gaming!

Okay okay.

That's it for now. Can't reveal all my gaming secrets.
I was an avid pker and sometimes one just has to get back into the feminine flow of things.

---Edited by Darthpanda16. Please do not advertise other games on our forums. Only warning.