The NuBlade Academy
Russiee - Raging Tide
Posts: 848 Arc User
The NuBlade Academy is opening on the 23rd of September. We are accepting people from all ages wishing to learn from our master NuBlade.
The Academy shall be run daily from 9am till 4pm and attendance is mandatory. In the Academy our master NuBlade, Master of all types of weaponry, will teach us the ways of being a proffesional Blademaster.
You will learn a variety of different skills ranging from soloing crystals in Territory wars, Heaven's Flaming crystals in Territory Wars with no other players around, Getting 1 shot with gears valued at $5,000 USD, Auto attacking with TT99 Gold Axes with Frenzy on and spamming skills with TT99 Gold fists.
You will also recieve lessons in trash talking, finding excuses in duels. You will learn legit math and you will be able to prove that 10k damage at 1aps > 6k damage at 5 APS. You will learn not to use Will of Bodhisva when facing opponents that stun. NuBlade will also teach you how not to use stun, but rather to keep powering through the enemy. Our master will also teach you how best to use Buddha Guard against Magic Classes and will teach you how to use Physical Marrow efficiently against Casters and Archers.
So enroll now and you will also gain a free lesson in how to shard your gear with Sapphire Gems.
To enroll PM Russiee or NuBlade now or call 1-800-NoobifyMe.
The Academy shall be run daily from 9am till 4pm and attendance is mandatory. In the Academy our master NuBlade, Master of all types of weaponry, will teach us the ways of being a proffesional Blademaster.
You will learn a variety of different skills ranging from soloing crystals in Territory wars, Heaven's Flaming crystals in Territory Wars with no other players around, Getting 1 shot with gears valued at $5,000 USD, Auto attacking with TT99 Gold Axes with Frenzy on and spamming skills with TT99 Gold fists.
You will also recieve lessons in trash talking, finding excuses in duels. You will learn legit math and you will be able to prove that 10k damage at 1aps > 6k damage at 5 APS. You will learn not to use Will of Bodhisva when facing opponents that stun. NuBlade will also teach you how not to use stun, but rather to keep powering through the enemy. Our master will also teach you how best to use Buddha Guard against Magic Classes and will teach you how to use Physical Marrow efficiently against Casters and Archers.
So enroll now and you will also gain a free lesson in how to shard your gear with Sapphire Gems.
To enroll PM Russiee or NuBlade now or call 1-800-NoobifyMe.
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Russiee - Raging Tide wrote: »
The Academy shall be run daily from 9am till 4pm and attendance is mandatory. In the Academy our master NuBlade, Master of all types of weaponry, will teach us the ways of being a proffesional Blademaster.
That's like exactly what Pimp said on WC b:shocked0 -
Yeah. Pimp was all for me making this.0
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De Ja Vu b:puzzled0
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LOL funny thread0
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Oh wow Russiee
b:chuckle[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Hiatus from April 20110 -
I wanna be an apprentice of this fantastical person pl0xOn indefinite hiatus
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The sad part. This is true. He doesn't use Will of Bodhisva, because it consumes a spark, and he needs those sparks to cast Myriad Sword Stance. He doesn't use stuns also, because he "likes seeing big figures appear on the screen". The only problem with this, is those figures usually aren't his since he spams Frenzy.0
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LOL oh wow b:chuckleI love my sister, Alex
Even though, I taught her more then she taught me. b:cute0 -
I dont even need to read this post. SIGN ME UP. NuBlade my love we will be together again soon. b:dirty"Target Sarbear, Anti-stun skill, Irongaurd, holy path, armageddon:Result? Miss! Q_Q" - Rawrgh
"Actually if you had half-a-brain you would realize that fists > bow when someone is close to you." - XxZavxX
"hey I made another insulting post towards Spell_Caster, and all say...yeah!! Gzz! You're the rock!" - Spell_Caster0 -
This thread is full of win b:victory
We got this , yo .It's all about LoL,yo.0 -
Sign me up.
wanna be a pro BMMake it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.0 -
I'm signing my son, KnightRage, up.0
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I Loled at the 1-800 number, should sign my BM up.0
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I'll pass...0
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My BM would like to participate,[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain, I'm like any other bloke - I don't want to know."0 -
My BM would like to particicpate too now
Level 2 BM coming FTW
b:laughb:cute[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Due to Unforseen circumstances, namely Perfect World saying that "The Academy of our Lord and Master NuBlade (All Hail)" has too long a name and thefore cannot be used. I have therefore discussed with the Master of Weapons, and he has agreed to shorten the name to Failcademy. My secretary Transcendant will be accepting all applications.
Thank you for your enthusiasm.
All hail NuBlade.0 -
have any spots left?
i'm about to make all weapon archer.. i have read some forums and i think pole would be best choice for my main weapon.. coz i'm full mag build and pole has best matt if you shard it with sapphires..
but i still have some questions and doubts..0 -
RT, nevar fail to entertain me... b:scorn[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0
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NuBlade is a big part of the salt and pepper on this server that make it interesting and tasty.
much better than the smelly trash that makes a person say 'ewwww'[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
Damn , I'm gonna have a hard time getting in this academy . It's quite a talent to be able to fail that bad .
But here's my 1st attempt : getting 1 kill in a 2 hour and 40 mins ( according to my profile ) .
amidoinitright?It's all about LoL,yo.0 -
Only if you had phy marrow up when you got the kill.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain, I'm like any other bloke - I don't want to know."0 -
trololololololol
funniest thing i have read in a while xD0 -
Mirko - Raging Tide wrote: »have any spots left?
i'm about to make all weapon archer.. i have read some forums and i think pole would be best choice for my main weapon.. coz i'm full mag build and pole has best matt if you shard it with sapphires..
but i still have some questions and doubts..
After carefully reviewing the different types of weapons available for an all weapon archer. We have come to a conclusion.
First. A bow, slingshot or a Crossbow are definately the weapons you want to stay clear of. They have very slow attack speed and very bad add-on effects.
Secondly, ☆Dragonhunt is a must have weapon for any All Weapon Class. It gives the most important add-ons for any class:
Range +2
HP: +245
Vitality +16~17
This range is essential for overcoming an Archer's range advantage. The +2 range is in fact the same as an Archers. All Archers have 2.0 range. The HP and Vitality are enough to survive even the strongest of opponents and are therefore vital.
If you have the necesary credit card limits, then you may consider acquiring ☆Unbowed One. These Dual Blades have a fast attack speed and have good power. Power is the most important thing for an All Weapon Class. Many people disagree with me, however it has been tried and disproven many times therefore I know I am right. People only find flaws in my arguments when I am completely wrong and therefore right.
Physical Attack +91
Dexterity +16~17
Darken: Has a chance to freeze and seal
the enemy.
The Physical attack contributes towards the power. The Dexterity is an All Weapon Blademasters most important stat. As it enables them to deal more power with their Dual Blades. Darken also disables an enemy and prevents them from attacking, meaning we do not even have to bother learning "Roar of the Pride" as these weapons stun them for us.
Therefore your best weapons Mirko would be ☆Unbowed One and ☆Dragonhunt.0 -
Russiee - Raging Tide wrote: »After carefully reviewing the different types of weapons available for an all weapon archer. We have come to a conclusion.
First. A bow, slingshot or a Crossbow are definately the weapons you want to stay clear of. They have very slow attack speed and very bad add-on effects.
Secondly, ☆Dragonhunt is a must have weapon for any All Weapon Class. It gives the most important add-ons for any class:
Range +2
HP: +245
Vitality +16~17
This range is essential for overcoming an Archer's range advantage. The +2 range is in fact the same as an Archers. All Archers have 2.0 range. The HP and Vitality are enough to survive even the strongest of opponents and are therefore vital.
If you have the necesary credit card limits, then you may consider acquiring ☆Unbowed One. These Dual Blades have a fast attack speed and have good power. Power is the most important thing for an All Weapon Class. Many people disagree with me, however it has been tried and disproven many times therefore I know I am right. People only find flaws in my arguments when I am completely wrong and therefore right.
Physical Attack +91
Dexterity +16~17
Darken: Has a chance to freeze and seal
the enemy.
The Physical attack contributes towards the power. The Dexterity is an All Weapon Blademasters most important stat. As it enables them to deal more power with their Dual Blades. Darken also disables an enemy and prevents them from attacking, meaning we do not even have to bother learning "Roar of the Pride" as these weapons stun them for us.
Therefore your best weapons Mirko would be ☆Unbowed One and ☆Dragonhunt.
That made me lol hard b:laugh b:laugh0 -
Russiee u r so pro 0
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Russiee - Raging Tide wrote: »After carefully reviewing the different types of weapons available for an all weapon archer. We have come to a conclusion.
First. A bow, slingshot or a Crossbow are definately the weapons you want to stay clear of. They have very slow attack speed and very bad add-on effects.
Secondly, ☆Dragonhunt is a must have weapon for any All Weapon Class. It gives the most important add-ons for any class:
Range +2
HP: +245
Vitality +16~17
This range is essential for overcoming an Archer's range advantage. The +2 range is in fact the same as an Archers. All Archers have 2.0 range. The HP and Vitality are enough to survive even the strongest of opponents and are therefore vital.
If you have the necesary credit card limits, then you may consider acquiring ☆Unbowed One. These Dual Blades have a fast attack speed and have good power. Power is the most important thing for an All Weapon Class. Many people disagree with me, however it has been tried and disproven many times therefore I know I am right. People only find flaws in my arguments when I am completely wrong and therefore right.
Physical Attack +91
Dexterity +16~17
Darken: Has a chance to freeze and seal
the enemy.
The Physical attack contributes towards the power. The Dexterity is an All Weapon Blademasters most important stat. As it enables them to deal more power with their Dual Blades. Darken also disables an enemy and prevents them from attacking, meaning we do not even have to bother learning "Roar of the Pride" as these weapons stun them for us.
Therefore your best weapons Mirko would be ☆Unbowed One and ☆Dragonhunt.
hm.. good point..
just the other day.. we were sitting in front of Hu Hsiaos store at the Broken Bow Buff, drinking some beers, chilling.. i was barraging some passing mobs.. we were just talking how barrage sucks, you make 2 hits and then it stops.. and then BOOOM, some cool archer dude (i think he is like lvl 125+) has started his barrage.. and it kept going for ages.. we were like WTF?
i know that he must have like 10k MP, but still.. it was on for hours..
so.. i bought few restat notes (hard to explain your wife why she cant have new shoes.. after all, she already have 2 pairs.. what do you need 3rd for???).. so i restated to pure mag again.. and then my bow went red.. never mind.. i bought few nice molds for lvl22 (i guess no food this month either)..
finaly i have 10k MP and i can hold up barrage for hours!! i was so happy, running towards some drunk mobs to try my new ulti skill that cant be stopped.. i planted vicious arrow into Apothecary Hun (i love to see his angry face when he has to use his own pots).. but then again.. WTF??? i was able to hold barrage open for 1min.. only 1 min??? that must have got like 1mil MP..
i couldnt sleep for days.. how, how, how??? and then, im my sleep it came to me.. he must be using some weapon trick! that is it.. he starts barrage with ☆The Penetrator witch has like best addon (MP +160), then when his mana runs out, he switches bow with ☆Shady Blade.. and that gives him another 160 MP.. so if you switch these weapons really fast, you get like 160 MP per switch!!
then i went to arch laughing to those nabs who use mana pots/charms.. i cant believe people dont understand some basics..
i told them to apply here so they can own too..
ty Russiee, you opened my eyes.. this academy is really paying off 0 -
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Mirko - Raging Tide wrote: »hm.. good point..
just the other day.. we were sitting in front of Hu Hsiaos store at the Broken Bow Buff, drinking some beers, chilling.. i was barraging some passing mobs.. we were just talking how barrage sucks, you make 2 hits and then it stops.. and then BOOOM, some cool archer dude (i think he is like lvl 125+) has started his barrage.. and it kept going for ages.. we were like WTF?
i know that he must have like 10k MP, but still.. it was on for hours..
so.. i bought few restat notes (hard to explain your wife why she cant have new shoes.. after all, she already have 2 pairs.. what do you need 3rd for???).. so i restated to pure mag again.. and then my bow went red.. never mind.. i bought few nice molds for lvl22 (i guess no food this month either)..
finaly i have 10k MP and i can hold up barrage for hours!! i was so happy, running towards some drunk mobs to try my new ulti skill that cant be stopped.. i planted vicious arrow into Apothecary Hun (i love to see his angry face when he has to use his own pots).. but then again.. WTF??? i was able to hold barrage open for 1min.. only 1 min??? that must have got like 1mil MP..
i couldnt sleep for days.. how, how, how??? and then, im my sleep it came to me.. he must be using some weapon trick! that is it.. he starts barrage with ☆The Penetrator witch has like best addon (MP +160), then when his mana runs out, he switches bow with ☆Shady Blade.. and that gives him another 160 MP.. so if you switch these weapons really fast, you get like 160 MP per switch!!
then i went to arch laughing to those nabs who use mana pots/charms.. i cant believe people dont understand some basics..
i told them to apply here so they can own too..
ty Russiee, you opened my eyes.. this academy is really paying off
I lol'd irl at this.b:laughOn indefinite hiatus0 -
dont u boyz have anything better to do then to provoke/flame/insult people?
im shocked that this thread hasnt been locked by gm yet[SIGPIC]sometimes love hurts and baby i love you A LOT[/SIGPIC]0
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