Things I've Learned (v2.5)

TruthWarren - Raging Tide
TruthWarren - Raging Tide Posts: 1,028 Arc User
edited September 2010 in Tideswell (East)
Hey Dreamweaver it is me again. Just came to drop this off. I know you have seen it before but it is different this time. I posted it on the RT forums too but you know how RT is. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this!

1) Mr. Warren is displeased
2) If it aint broke, break it (see most of the patches since the game was released)
3) Players should not be able to play as the opposite gender (really, it is a little weird)
4) Most venomancers are male in real life
5) Quitting the game means you will log off and be back in a few days
6) The game (you just lost it)
7) Reputation costs about 2 cents per point (6k USD to go from 0-300k rep)
8) Having an OP character = a large e-peen = successful lifestyle (/sarcasm)
9) I helped you once. That does not mean I want to add you to my friends list
10) Talking on world chat will get you spammed with hate PMs and beggars
11) There must always be rival factions
12) Down with the beast (only to be replaced by another one)
13) If you dislike your faction then make a new one, as if there are not enough already
14) There are way too many factions and not enough good ones
15) Sure PW is free to play, but its pay to win!
16) It would be more accurate if we renamed this game Imperfect World International
17) When in doubt, use Google
18) Playing the -Get a Life- card makes you look like a tool and a hypocrite
19) For every action, there is an equal and opposite amount of QQing
20) Overdone memes and pretentiousness make you cool (/sarcasm)
21) umad?
22) lolumad
23) ysomadtho?
24) You can fit two camels in a tiny car
25) Nobody has pancake mix
26) Trolling is an art. Or at least it was until it was defiled by idiots
27) Or trolling is a art
28) The internet is srs bsns
29) Need 5+ characters in your replies? Use /5char!
30) But if you need to use /5char, that probably means your post is meaningless
31) Every post that is made becomes filled with off topic discussions and flaming
32) Keep spamming. That over 9000 post count actually makes you look like a jackass
33) OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!!! is old. So is Rick-rolling. Find something new to be lame with.
34) GMs and forum moderators seem to pick and chose when they want to enforce the rules
35) Apparently everything is tl;dr. If you dislike reading, why are you on the forums?
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

iwotm8?
Post edited by TruthWarren - Raging Tide on

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  • Healing_Hand - Dreamweaver
    Healing_Hand - Dreamweaver Posts: 45 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    I lol'd
  • Ashivas - Dreamweaver
    Ashivas - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,293 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Omg make it longer.

    /-10char
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Ashura Tyrant you foul mouthed little boy! I must keel yew nao =3
  • SerenityMare - Dreamweaver
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,211 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    I love this guy. xDD
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver
    GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,695 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    lolumad?

    /10char = meaningless post
  • FallenFaery - Dreamweaver
    FallenFaery - Dreamweaver Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Lol, this was amusing :D
  • Ashivas - Dreamweaver
    Ashivas - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,293 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    TruthWarren - Raging Tide wrote: »
    32) Keep spamming. That over 9000 post count actually makes you look like a jackass

    I like this one. ^_^
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Ashura Tyrant you foul mouthed little boy! I must keel yew nao =3
  • Frickkina - Heavens Tear
    Frickkina - Heavens Tear Posts: 74 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    TruthWarren - Raging Tide wrote: »
    For every action, there is an equal and opposite amount of QQing


    Stealing this for HT b:victory
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    For every action, there is an equal and opposite amount of QQing
  • Raven_Faiths - Dreamweaver
    Raven_Faiths - Dreamweaver Posts: 143 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    1: Dying is traditional when you get over 1k ping (especially when cleric or tank gets that)
    2: Not all Venos are girls
    3: Not all Barbs are guys
    4: At the same time, not all clerics are girls
    5: Most girl players would like to have lots of fashions
    6: Guys who play girl toons also do that
    7: So not all girl toons with fashion are girls in real life
    8: It's alright to go auto-attack during TT runs and go pick up your kids from school
    9: One barb was in TT tanking while he was talking to his client in real life (no kidding)
    10: I shouted on WC to trade something and in return, I got 7 PMs asking for help
    11: If you go damn poor, no worries, you're not the only one (I only have like 100k ingame right now)
    12: When you see a girl toon with max bust ingame, that's a trap
    13: Be careful when you to go Arch, there may be someone asking 10k from you for pot fees
    14: Or saying his account was ****
    15: Get popcorns but don't drink the diet Coke while reading drama on WC, you don't wanna choke yourself

    ---
    That's it for my own list~
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Pour your emotion into whatever you do... That'll make it worthy for.. all the time you spent...

    ~Raven Faiths
  • GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver
    GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,695 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Raven_Faiths - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    1: Dying is traditional when you get over 1k ping (especially when cleric or tank gets that)
    That's bad
    2: Not all Venos are girls
    You just broke my dreams
    3: Not all Barbs are guys
    Ok, still a little hope left
    4: At the same time, not all clerics are girls
    You totally broke my heart mate
    5: Most girl players would like to have lots of fashions
    Not surprised tho
    6: Guys who play girl toons also do that
    No comment
    7: So not all girl toons with fashion are girls in real life
    I don't know what I have left to be broken
    8: It's alright to go auto-attack during TT runs and go pick up your kids from school
    Can I try this ?
    9: One barb was in TT tanking while he was talking to his client in real life (no kidding)
    That's ok. It's bad if the cleric is 'healing' while talking to somebody in real life
    10: I shouted on WC to trade something and in return, I got 7 PMs asking for help
    I`ll remember your nickname
    11: If you go damn poor, no worries, you're not the only one (I only have like 100k ingame right now)
    I feel like one rich **** with my 270 K
    12: When you see a girl toon with max bust ingame, that's a trap
    All I can say is this - b:cry
    13: Be careful when you to go Arch, there may be someone asking 10k from you for pot fees
    What's that ? lol
    14: Or saying his account was ****
    Saw this a few times lol
    15: Get popcorns but don't drink the diet Coke while reading drama on WC, you don't wanna choke yourself
    How bout beer ?

    ---
    That's it for my own list~

    Personal comments added in green
  • Graviora - Dreamweaver
    Graviora - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,073 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    I just lost the game.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Raven_Faiths - Dreamweaver
    Raven_Faiths - Dreamweaver Posts: 143 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Personal comments added in green

    I read em all and thanks for your comments LOL !!

    And no, don't remember my name >.< I won't WC anymore lol... and no beer, i think choking yourself with beer is worse than doing so with coke o.o but I can't tell since I don't drink.

    Lastly, sorry to have broken your dreams lol.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Pour your emotion into whatever you do... That'll make it worthy for.. all the time you spent...

    ~Raven Faiths
  • GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver
    GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,695 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Clerics ... clerics ... female clerics ... female clerics are guys ... guys ... female guys ... cleric guys ... aw :(
  • Raven_Faiths - Dreamweaver
    Raven_Faiths - Dreamweaver Posts: 143 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    I met a GUY archer... and when we were in desperate need of a cleric, he said he was switching to his cleric.

    Later we got a GIRL cleric in our squad... and he said that he thought his cleric should be a girl.



    Since then I've started to pay more attention and found more guys playing "girl" clerics. But on the other hand, I do know REAL girl clerics too lol.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Pour your emotion into whatever you do... That'll make it worthy for.. all the time you spent...

    ~Raven Faiths
  • Andres - Dreamweaver
    Andres - Dreamweaver Posts: 462 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Really? to me is the other way around. Girls playing clerics will ussually be real girls while archer girls are generally guys. Kasumi, Aujami_, Binky, BullsEye, Aurorie come to my mind just this minute.

    Pretty much on the same note I've learned:
    1- To assume that everyone is a guy until I'm proven otherwise
    2- To not go white name or cube at server restart after a succesful TW weekend, or you'll feel the nerd rage!
    3- That silence is not the best weapon, it actually sucks. But gloating will always come back and bite you on the ***. Today my faction wins I laugh out loud, tomorrow when it loses, I'll go hide in a corner.
    4- That once you lost the game, the only thing that's left is your friends.
    5- That there is no such thing as a totally happy server. There will always be something to QQ about.
    6- That there is no such thing as too many clerics and venos. You'll find it out when you're in dire need of a rez or a soul degen.
    7- That for every cash shopper that "stops charging" 3 more appear and make him/her charge again to not lose edge.
    8- That it only takes 1 PK kill, a witty line and an overly dramatic victim to start a PK fest.
    9- That people hates reading, and for that, they miss out the few good things every update has.
    10- To assume that people I don't usually squad with knows nothing about the instance or his own class. It's better to look a smartass than to wipe because someone had no clue on what to do.
    [sigpic][/sigpic]
    We came, we saw, we painted it red.
    10/10/10 Calamity
  • GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver
    GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,695 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    I will suggest that if you want to make a female char you will have to prove that you are a female in RL with an ID
  • Andres - Dreamweaver
    Andres - Dreamweaver Posts: 462 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    o.o You mean like this?
    [sigpic][/sigpic]
    We came, we saw, we painted it red.
    10/10/10 Calamity
  • GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver
    GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,695 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Andres - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    o.o You mean like this?

    LOL!!!!!!
    *quick char check*
    Nope, Ima clear, no female chars detected ... oh wait..faction stash...no suggestions for such things guys, please be mature lol
  • SerenityMare - Dreamweaver
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,211 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    I'm safe!!!!!!!! =D


    Right? >_>"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver
    GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,695 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    I'm safe!!!!!!!! =D


    Right? >_>"

    No

    /5char
  • SerenityMare - Dreamweaver
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,211 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    No

    /5char


    Eh O.O"

    Can you be my lawyer?! b:cute
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    TruthWarren - Raging Tide wrote: »
    32) Keep spamming. That over 9000 post count actually makes you look like a jackass


    ow.
    ._.'
    darthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
    Hawk:Do this. closing thread
    frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
    Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
    Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
    LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
    Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
    Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
    58% chance to get tokens
    41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
    1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • SerenityMare - Dreamweaver
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,211 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    MagicHamsta - Lost City wrote: »
    ow.
    ._.'

    Poor Hamsta got into all this mess with the humans. ;_;
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver
    GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,695 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Eh O.O"

    Can you be my lawyer?! b:cute

    Cookies ? b:chuckle
    MagicHamsta - Lost City wrote: »
    ow.
    ._.'

    Aw mate :C
    *hugs and gives a nut*
  • FatherTed - Dreamweaver
    FatherTed - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,723 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Raven_Faiths - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    8: It's alright to go auto-attack during TT runs and go pick up your kids from school

    Actually it's not if it's for more than a couple of minutes. Otherwise it qualifies as afk leveling and is technically bannable, last I was informed.
    GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    I will suggest that if you want to make a female char you will have to prove that you are a female in RL with an ID

    Several of my alts are female chars - what's wrong with that?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Thanks for the sig Ophida :3
  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    SerenityMare - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Poor Hamsta got into all this mess with the humans. ;_;

    b:faint
    GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Cookies ? b:chuckle



    Aw mate :C
    *hugs and gives a nut*

    om nom nom
    ^.^
    Your offering pleases the hamster.
    b:avoid
    darthpanda16: Firefox crashed on me. Aryannamage: I don't think I am a GM that would be new.
    Hawk:Do this. closing thread
    frankieraye: I'll see if we can replace the woman with a stick figure and the tiger fangs with marshmallows.//Issues like these need to get escalated quickly to minimize the damage.
    Kantorek: Yeah.. you should try it. It's awesome.
    Sihndra: Nope- not currently possible under any circumstances. Sorry.
    LokisDottir: I mean...not haunting the forums, nope nope..
    Konariraiden: You don't know what you are up against. You will lose.
    Waiting for...Hamster Packs!
    58% chance to get tokens
    41% chance to get an all class pet hamster....but they has already been freed by the magic hamster.
    1% chance to get ban hamstered with the message "Hamsters United!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver
    GrimReaperHC - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,695 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    MagicHamsta - Lost City wrote: »
    om nom nom
    ^.^
    Your offering pleases the hamster.
    b:avoid

    Yes, because the hamster will entertain me after that ^^
    nom nom b:chuckle
  • Alias - Dreamweaver
    Alias - Dreamweaver Posts: 478 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Hamsters make good cookies :3
  • TruthWarren - Raging Tide
    TruthWarren - Raging Tide Posts: 1,028 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    I like the responses on this. And I'd like to tell you that they're going to be the inspiration for yet another version. The sad truth is, however, that I am done. I quit the game and I'm leaving the forums behind. I don't like to leave without some parting words though. So...

    I'd like to thank Dreamweaver for being the best of the 7 servers. You guys are overall more skilled and more mature(last time I checked anyway). I appreciate the help I got as well as the welcome to the server, especially from Esnemyl (I hope I didn't spell that wrong). I'd come back but life has got me tied up. So does one of those servers that PWI doesn't like us mentioning. Thanks again, and best wishes to all of you!

    Because I Can,

    Mr. Warren
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    iwotm8?
  • Esnemyl - Dreamweaver
    Esnemyl - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,079 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    TruthWarren - Raging Tide wrote: »
    I'd like to thank Dreamweaver for being the best of the 7 servers. You guys are overall more skilled and more mature(last time I checked anyway). I appreciate the help I got as well as the welcome to the server, especially from Esnemyl (I hope I didn't spell that wrong)

    Oyoy >< I didnt do THAT much, just say hello, rolled your fb19 (I ish epic for that b:cool), and wish you the best of luck in the server. But it's sad to see ya go like that.
    Wish you well in the thing known as reality.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]<3 by Silvy
    Reborn ditzy archer with a serious oreo addiction =3

    '...cuz my IQ is just above what is required to function as a human' - tsumaru2

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