How big's your epeen and how can fast can you fap per second?

Asher - Raging Tide
Asher - Raging Tide Posts: 584 Arc User
edited September 2010 in Tideswell (East)
HP = E-Peen = 1k = inch
APS = Faps per second 1aps = 1 fap per second.

It's been so long i really can't remember but i thought it would be funny.

POST YOURS!


Disclaimer: Taking from another thread.
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FapFapFap:
Asher, cuz every1 can see he's shaved - classy women.
Wifey:
Wow, Devently had to vote Asher, Hes one sexy **** Woman. <3
CupCake:
Haha, easily Asher.. no contest.
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  • ToyTank - Raging Tide
    ToyTank - Raging Tide Posts: 397 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    25 Inches
    5 faps per sec

    b:cute
    Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
  • MagicHamsta - Lost City
    MagicHamsta - Lost City Posts: 10,466 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    ToyTank - Raging Tide wrote: »
    25 Inches
    5 faps per sec

    b:cute

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  • _Jean_ - Raging Tide
    _Jean_ - Raging Tide Posts: 60 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    ToyTank - Raging Tide wrote: »
    25 Inches
    5 faps per sec

    b:cute

    You should start applying that to real life....b:bye
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  • Asher - Raging Tide
    Asher - Raging Tide Posts: 584 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    _Jean_ - Raging Tide wrote: »
    You should start applying that to real life....b:bye

    HAHAHAHAHHAAHA I CAN'T BREATH xD Toy got ownedd :P & now we all know jean likes it rough and huge

    & Toy that's some scary **** brah!
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    FapFapFap:
    Asher, cuz every1 can see he's shaved - classy women.
    Wifey:
    Wow, Devently had to vote Asher, Hes one sexy **** Woman. <3
    CupCake:
    Haha, easily Asher.. no contest.
  • _Jean_ - Raging Tide
    _Jean_ - Raging Tide Posts: 60 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    To know what i like i actually have to get it...soooo......married life sucks
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  • Boogiepanda - Raging Tide
    Boogiepanda - Raging Tide Posts: 4,682 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    2.7 inches
    0.67 Faps per second

    b:surrender
  • Rawrgh - Raging Tide
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide Posts: 6,790 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    13 inches

    2.86 faps per second

    b:cute
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  • Belzeber - Raging Tide
    Belzeber - Raging Tide Posts: 117 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    12 inches
    .83 Faps per sec

    Nice and slow b:pleased
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  • Legend - Raging Tide
    Legend - Raging Tide Posts: 392 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    7 inches
    3.33 faps per second with fapping gear
    and a 33% chance to make you feel really good.
    -quit-
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  • Tainaker - Harshlands
    Tainaker - Harshlands Posts: 302 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    0.7 inches
    idk i cant check atm

    damn thats tiny
    b:cry
  • Noob - Raging Tide
    Noob - Raging Tide Posts: 771 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Legend - Raging Tide wrote: »
    7 inches
    3.33 faps per second with fapping gear
    and a 33% chance to make you feel really good.

    OMG LEGEND

    I never knew my pylo was cheating on me with you b:cry
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  • XCableX - Archosaur
    XCableX - Archosaur Posts: 1,338 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Boogiepanda - Raging Tide wrote: »
    2.7 inches
    0.67 Faps per second

    b:surrender

    that's so hot <333

    8.3 inches (11k when me pee pee goes hard)
    .83 Faps Per Second when I am touching me tip
    1.67 Faps Per Second when I have lotion
    1.82 Faps Per Second when I think about boogie
    2.50 Faps per second when I feel like doing a quickie with boogie
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  • Umbra - Raging Tide
    Umbra - Raging Tide Posts: 300 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Legend - Raging Tide wrote: »
    7 inches
    3.33 faps per second with fapping gear
    and a 33% chance to make you feel really good.

    He doesnt lie. Not that I would know anything about that.
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  • NightRage - Raging Tide
    NightRage - Raging Tide Posts: 1,582 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    6.5" flaccid and 9" erect.

    I fap 5 times per second, with almost a 50% chance to hit... you know....
  • Boogiepanda - Raging Tide
    Boogiepanda - Raging Tide Posts: 4,682 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Being an archer shouldn't you have 95%+ accuracy at least?
  • Valiente - Raging Tide
    Valiente - Raging Tide Posts: 26 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    that word... fapping

    it makes me feel good, somehow
    a sig?b:surrender

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  • TheMagicPimp - Raging Tide
    TheMagicPimp - Raging Tide Posts: 1,946 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    7 inches , 9 if I get in the mood ;

    faps per sec start from 2.22 , then as I get more & more excited they go up to 2.50 and finally 2.86 ;

    17% chance to fap hard that can go up to 45% for 30s every 5 mins

    b:sin
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  • Boogiepanda - Raging Tide
    Boogiepanda - Raging Tide Posts: 4,682 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    fap fap fap fap fap fest
  • Pimpcess - Raging Tide
    Pimpcess - Raging Tide Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    b:surprised How long B4 thread lock...anyway...

    8 inches
    3 speeds
  • Lenore - Harshlands
    Lenore - Harshlands Posts: 1,201 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    I should move to RT forums.
  • Fuzzy_Wuzzy - Raging Tide
    Fuzzy_Wuzzy - Raging Tide Posts: 770 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Fuzzy still a small bear at only 21.5" but me still growing all the time...

    The poor panda mostly only fap once per second, but thats ok, we all know size > speed. b:laugh
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  • ToyTank - Raging Tide
    ToyTank - Raging Tide Posts: 397 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Fuzzy_Wuzzy - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Fuzzy still a small bear at only 21.5" but me still growing all the time...

    The poor panda mostly only fap once per second, but thats ok, we all know size > speed. b:laugh

    b:sin size with speed > tiny Epeen
    Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
  • Rawrgh - Raging Tide
    Rawrgh - Raging Tide Posts: 6,790 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    I'm up to 3.33 faps per second now.
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  • Qlngfu - Archosaur
    Qlngfu - Archosaur Posts: 399 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    4.5 inches > 6 inchesb:cry

    1.25 fabsb:surrender
  • Lizalica - Raging Tide
    Lizalica - Raging Tide Posts: 27 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    o.O whats fap??? and whats epeen?? am I on a wrong site?? b:worried
  • Hypnos - Raging Tide
    Hypnos - Raging Tide Posts: 1,235 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    I'm asian...***** I'm emo now...
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  • Kali - Raging Tide
    Kali - Raging Tide Posts: 798 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Hypnos - Raging Tide wrote: »
    I'm asian...***** I'm emo now...

    b:laugh
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  • Ambition - Raging Tide
    Ambition - Raging Tide Posts: 1,152 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Hypnos - Raging Tide wrote: »
    I'm asian...***** I'm emo now...

    QFT

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  • TheMagicPimp - Raging Tide
    TheMagicPimp - Raging Tide Posts: 1,946 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    3.33 faps per sec as well b:cute
    It's all about LoL,yo.
  • Boogiepanda - Raging Tide
    Boogiepanda - Raging Tide Posts: 4,682 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    i want 3.33 faps per sec with a bow b:surrender

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