Do you want to become a PWE moderator?

Dear PW forumgoers, what would you say if I said that you, too, would be able to become a moderator for the PWI forums? To have your name stand out from the rest and the power to supress public voice at will? Well, now you can! Before I tell you how, here is an overview of your duties.

1. Merge new threads into their respective existing official threads.
As you know, due to the insane number of protests to the number of changes we have made to PWI, we are getting complaints that are exceeding thousands. As a response, we decided that with each selfish change that is decaying the game, we would open an official thread for people to complain in. This way, the complaints can be easily ignored. Your job is to A) go to these official threads, and every 10 pages or so, pop in and respond with either something off-topic, a promise that the problem is under discussion, or an apology. keep a constant eye out for new threads created by people that see through our ploy. There are no need to read these threads closely, as soon as you see the keywords (packs, TW, HH), merge it into the official thread.

2. Close threads that offer intelligent insights.
While a lot of posters on PWI forums are not quite intelligent, once in a while a thread will appear that actually offers detailed insight on the causes of the problems and reasonable solutions. These solutions are NOT profitable to us. I repeat - NOT profitable to us. Your most important job is to recognize these threads and close them down IMMEDIATELY. We do not want intelligent ideas spread around and gain supporters. Find ANY excuses you can to close down those threads. Feel free to expand the ToS to do so, or even contact us and we will add new items to the ToS for you.

3. If a thread is so well made that there are no reasonable means to close it down.
You have 2 options. 1) go on an alt and flamebait the thread so that you can close it down for flamebaiting. 2) close it and delete it permanently so that newer people cant see. The risk with this is that if you are not fast enough a few people might get the chance to read it. So be hasty in your decisions.

If you like what you see and would like to be a member of our team, please contact our employee of the lifetime Aryannamage. She is our best employee. She has no mind of her own, has no life so that she is on 24/7, and deletes without reason faster than she eats banana splits. She is our model moderator. Be like her. DO NOT be like eatwithspoons. eatwithspoons cared about the public opinions and try to benefit the game, not the company. That sort of betrayal is unacceptable, and well, you know what happened to him. Just keep that in mind when your applying.

EDIT: Forgot to mention this will be unpaid and voluntary.