Things You Don't Want to Hear Duke Blacke Say . . .

Linc - Raging Tide
Linc - Raging Tide Posts: 589 Arc User
edited August 2010 in Chronicles
Duke Blacke has started talking more **** than a radio station. Is there anything you don't want to see him say?

Here's one to start -- " Linc has acquired World Book Vol. 16"
I did not feel the treachery or inconstancy of a friend, nor the injuries of a secret or open enemy. I had no occasion of bribing, flattering, or pimping, to procure the favour of any great man, or of his minion; I wanted no fence against fraud or oppression: here was neither physician to destroy my body, nor lawyer to ruin my fortune; no informer to watch my words and actions, or forge accusations against me for hire: here were no gibers, censurers, backbiters, pickpockets, highwaymen, housebreakers, attorneys, bawds, buffoons, gamesters, politicians, wits, splenetics, tedious talkers, controvertists, ravishers, murderers, robbers, virtuosos; no leaders, or followers, of party and faction; no encouragers to vice, by seducement or examples; no dungeon, axes, gibbets, whipping-posts, or pillories; no cheating shopkeepers or mechanics; no pride, vanity, or affectation; no fops, bullies, drunkards, strolling prostitutes, or poxes; no ranting, lewd, expensive wives; no stupid, proud pedants; no importunate, overbearing, quarrelsome, noisy, roaring, empty, conceited, swearing companions; no scoundrels raised from the dust upon the merit of their vices, or nobility thrown into it on account of their virtues; no lords, fiddlers, judges, or dancing-masters.
From Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift
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  • Zoe - Heavens Tear
    Zoe - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,814 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Duke shouts: Let it be known that Zoe has recently aquired 251 coins
    Duke shouts: Let it be known that Zoe has recently aquired 78 poison damage
    Main characters
    Celestial Sage Venomancer Zoe - 100
    Sage Barbarian Malego - 91
  • Kaizona - Harshlands
    Kaizona - Harshlands Posts: 62 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Let it be known XXXXX has gone afk so he can get a drink.
    Appliance perfect world.

    Death refridgerator vs dark oven.Who will win?
    Death refridgerator takes 902134 damage.
    PWND.
  • hot4
    hot4 Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Let it to be known PWI fixs Duke again by MOVE THIS THREAD TO LOW DEPTHS.
  • Boogiepanda - Raging Tide
    Boogiepanda - Raging Tide Posts: 4,682 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Zoe - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Duke shouts: Let it be known that Zoe has recently aquired 78 poison damage

    I lol'd hard b:laugh
  • RainbowVidel - Sanctuary
    RainbowVidel - Sanctuary Posts: 1,316 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Linc - Raging Tide wrote: »
    Is there anything you don't want to see him say?

    I don't want to see him say anything at all. Period.

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